Do minors get Neetbux?

Hey pol, 14 year old user here. When Yang becomes prez will I get neetbux?

Thanks for living up to the legend pol, never change :)

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Probably when you turn 18. Still something to look forward to though.

You get ALL this "great" stuff user..

GUN CONTROL
>have to register every firearm
>can not buy a semi-automatic rifle unless U've been licensed to own a pistol for 1 YEAR
>ban suppressors
>Ban high-capacity mags
>Require submission of fingerprints & DNA to FBI
>Anyone with a history of violence, domestic abuse, or violent mental illness would be restricted from gun license.
>wants "smart guns" locked to fingerprint (guaranteed to make gun less reliable)
>implement a federal buyback program (for all the guns he will BAN)
Cuck Nuke Authority
>The power to launch a nuclear attack shouldn’t rest with a single individual (wants VP & Chief of Staff to have say too. wasting time in a 6 minute response window)
POLICE "Fake News" & "Hate Speech"
>Introduce penalties for speech
FEDERAL JOURNALISM FUND
>Journalist bailout. Taxpayers forced to prop up dying newspapers & media with $1 billion in initial FCC funding
DIGITAL SOCIAL CREDITS modeled after Chinas system
>a REAL-LIFE Reddit-style karma/social rank that follows you all the way to the grave
PRO LGBTQ
>Sexual orientation & gender identity should be protected classes under the law, SAY MY PRONOUN OR JAIL!
OPEN BORDERS
>PATHWAY TO CITIZENSHIP for illegals. Anti wall.
DREAM ACT
>Fast-track Obama's DREAM Act & grant citizenship to millions of illegals
MUH WAGE GAP
>this faggot actually believes the wage gap exists "fight for equal pay"
UBI (universal basic income)
>$1,000 is a TRAP
PRO ABORTION
>Appoint Liberal judges to Expand right to kill children. Mandated free birth control (more gibs)
MORE GIBS for single parents
>further incentive the break down the of the nuclear family
PAID parental leave
>requiring employers to pay 9 months of paid leave
ZONING
>Fuck Home owners & "start taking the needs of renters & those who would be interested in moving into areas e.g. cheap getto nigger housing

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No, minors don't get neetbux, but when you're 18 you will.

i can live with most of that

>14 year old user here.

Underaged b&.

Actually, you can't.

>can not buy a semi-automatic rifle unless U've been licensed to own a pistol for 1 YEAR

That's actually a decent idea with a fairly reasonable delay

yeah me 2, it's going to happen anyways, might as well get the bux

HA! nice try user, i am sneaky beaky

So basically everything America is headed for no matter what party the administration is, + $1000. Fucking worth.

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Why would a commie ever support trump

no unironically i'm fine with all that as long as we have some level of ubi and get neocon shills out of office

oh man that would be hilarious
>be me
>be a NEET
>get $1000
>neocons win election 8 year later
>outlaw NEETbux
>mfw no money and skilz.jpg

>+ $1000.

It never gets through Congress though so you don't even get that.

nah once you get a ubi going good luck taking that away from people. look at how hard its been for republicans to get rid of medicaid

maybe not at first, given 4 years of congressional elections and hype for $1000, I could see it

LMAO like NEETs gonna take to the streets

>+ $1000.

It never gets through Congress
After seeing how they buffaloed Trump on wall funding and border security, you'd think these Yang retards would know that.
But we know they just want a lefty in the White House. They are getting paid now. They know it.

maybe not neets but working class people would

admits to being under aged. mods dont delet. Any real political thread is archived or deleted in minutes. hmmm

LMAO right, 14 years old shilling for Yang Gang, making $40 an hour hahahah

>14
Enjoy your B&.
BURN THE RICE
PAY THE PRICE

NOPE, I'm still here, also ur racist

but srsly how am i not banned?

>he thinks yang will make it past the primaries
>he things yang will become the demoncriminal nominee
>he thinks that even IF yang becomes the demoncriminal nominee he will win the presidency
>he thinks that even IF this were fairytale land whereyang does all that AND wins the oresidency that he will magically start doling out neetbux
so this...is the power of peak zoomerdom

whatever Boomer. Go mow ur lawn

Try the entire united states. It's not just going to neets. EVERYONE will be pissed when it gets taken away.

Nobody is getting NEETBux you fucking retard

not right now ;^)

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