Hey it's me, drinking in my car user again
I'm a good looking white guy with a beautiful successful wife, 2 extraordinary kids, a PhD in computer science, my own consulting company, and I'm the bassist/backup singer at my Baptist church.
I'm also an amazing carpenter, I did the finishing work on a $130,000 deck last summer
I'm drinking myself to death, I've been drinking in my car all day and spending 2-300 on coke a week as well.
How you all doing today?
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The only thing you forgot to brag about was the fact you're a fag.
Bragging lol
That stitching on the steering wheel upholstery is awful. Brand of car?
Greetings my fellow alcoholic. How long have you been drinking?
>How you all doing today?
you sharing with your friends, nigga?
I don't know. I don't remember when I started
Yea bragging or lying, either way it make you look a tit.
y tho
do u suck dick when your high?
If you have everything someone could wish for, why do you feel suicidal?
What is missing in your life?
But thanks for the reminder that wealth, prestige and sex - short materialsim - won't make you happy.
idiot, wasting a potentially great life with drugs/alchohol
Why drink yourself to death?
I make enough to cover it
you make enough to cover your dick sucking costs? lol fucking leaf
drop a few tabs of LSD and clean your room OP
>giving this fag attention
Switch to Cannabis - it saved my liver from spontaneous disassembly
Why are you retarded?
>my own consulting company
buy a nicer car then , the stitching on your wheel looks like dogshit
>I make enough to cover it.
Enough to cover his dick sucking from his wife....
>baptist church
theres your problem right there.
Come to the nature, man, and learn the happines of the forest.
Sniffing coke that’s pussy shit, smoke that rock nigga
>I've been drinking in my car all day
Huh? Your life fucking sucks and you lead a lie. You hate your wife, kids and everything you do, and probably wish you were elsewhere every day of every week. You make your life sound successful but it's a dumpster fire.
Your life is only successful if you consider it a success which, based on your behavior, you don't.
Having a deck that costs twice as much as a house? If it really cost that much, you didn’t do it.
What’s the point in lying, here?
You have no idea how much of this can be used to identify exactly who you are.
Hire me. I’m based in nyc and my current job sucks.
He needs to come out of the closet.
You are missing something. Whatever it is, it's not the people around you. It's you.
i would say do what you want but you have kids bro, go to rehab. it's that simple
Us Irish sure do know our upholstery
>$130,000
what's that like $200 usd?
Man shut the fuck up with your dumbass cries for help. Also Canadian, hurry up and die so your wife gets shared around with the boys to cope with her grief
give me some money to save you from drinking yourself into a firey wreck
You must have legendary willpower i you dont have urges to drive sitting in the car drunken
Cool blog post, good luck!
Great man, how's the dyonesian dream going? Can't quit now or you will have to get a divorce.
Sell everything based leafman.
Git into dividend investing.
Move to Thailand.
Live on monthly to 90 day divs.
Grow monies.
Bang 22 year old fit slant eyed chicks on the daily.
Only a pikey would mention that. Rathkeale, eh?
Whatcha sippin on there, lad?
Fuck off LARPer. You're a poorfag incel Nigger. Also not politics
Orphan tears lol
Why do you think success leads to death sometimes, user?
Lots of well-off people and celebrities end up killing themselves either unintentionally (drugs) or straight up suicide. It's weird, because a lot of people would aspire to be in the wealthy category.
Why do you live a life of luxury but choose to waste away, user?
Wtf is this cringe. Go away.
Good point.
Godspeed. "Coke and church" sounds oily, though. Maybe you'd crave death less if you went more "acid and not church"?
see pic
hey can you DM me to leave your assets to me.
he can DM me to leave his wife to me
Haha OP is always a bitch faggot. AND HES A LEAF HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is your name Dane? I know you.
His pickled balls? oh that's right, he doesn't have any.
OP, post your wife's tits!
Why or what about yourself do you hate that's causing you to act this way?
i'd prefer the company desu.
probably the fact that he's a fucking leaf and canada is collapsing?
i'd be suicidal too
you have no right to drive while drunk. feel free to kill yourself, but fuck you for trying it when other people who want to live are in your way.
Hollandia tall boys, just switched to my 26 of Russian standard tho
I'm not driving, I'm in an abandoned parking lot
OP give me all your money before you kill yourself. I can do some great things with it.
If you want to quit drinking and the coke. Drink your kratom 3x per day. Look it up, kratom works.
you're not white, you're a nigger and that's why you posted since niggers love negative attention.
Just go call your wife and have her tell your kids what an absolute loser of a father you turned out to be, that's what you wanted, right?
Of course it is. Just keep acting like that nigger you are and keep on drinking since you can't control yourself. When you croak your wife will find some normal man to take over what you threw away.
Horrible ass and face.
I play old text adventure games (Infocom) like Zork all day
I don't know why I started this thread, I guess I've been through the progams and therapy so often I'd just bother you fuckfaces with my actual problems for once
unless it's within walking distance of whatever ditch you wind up passed out in you're a fucking asshole.
Anyway I'm out, anons don't think specific achievements will save you, this clown world is unliveable for some people and if you're like me, that means you
I'm going to do this once, so pay attention:
dear dumb nigger,
being drunk/high is easy. what's not easy is to achieve. being straight is HARD.
Not killing humans is HARD.
for these you will be rewarded. for the easy stuff, we will meme and make sure you die choking on kfc.
Why can't you sober up? Maybe quit your jobs for awhile and work on your health/getting sober/working out?
You're ginger aren't you, is that what's really bothering you? It's not that bad...
>Be Kike Chef
>World literally handed to you
>Best job on the planet
>Cute Asian GF
>Fucked tons of hotties in your life
>Did Cocaine, LSD, etc. and came out fine
>Martial Artist
>Job consists of traveling the world and eating exotic food.
>Commited suicide due to depression.
I believe it OP. There's a secret to being happy, and it doesn't involve being successful.
I've never been that successful, but I've been depressed.
What made me happy was being with the girl I always dreamed of.
Love. And self esteem.
That's what brings happyness.
"Right"
I've been there before - it's a wonder I was never caught.
Talk to your pastor.
I went to my car a couple times today to have another drink while at work. I'm having health problems and it's about the only way I can handle the physical pain. I've isolated myself from my friends, my child hates me, and I have solid plans for suicide, as things like therapy and psych medications have all failed.
But at least I'm not a fucking leaf.
>2-300 on coke a week as well.
holy hell, you made me feel better about my drinking problem . . . I can DO THIS! at least I'm not as defeated at this nigger! THANK-YOU user!
All these sucessful suicidal people. Makes me want to NEET harder and attain enlightenment desu
Because you know all you’ve worked for is doomed in Canada. Thanks to your self hating liberals the best you can hope for is Balkanization with few purges...
ITS COLD user!
close the garage door user and you can stay warm and comfy
Eat >3 grams of mushrooms. It'll rewire your brain against the coke habit. At least for someone else I know.
>solid plans for suicide
I'm looking at the tree
Have you tried weed? or kratom. Helps a lot with pain.
>Cocaine, LSD, etc. and came out fine
yeah no that's literally why he killed himself.
drugs make you permanently unhappy
>my child hates me
please talk to me. how old is she, and why do you think she hates you? (I assure you that you are her everything despite disappointing her maybe)
Jezus christ thats some sad self validation reason you got there.
You really want to ruin that good karma you've received?
Lol he had a loving gf and still killed himself
Depression is closely related to narcissism anyway, it is almost always the root cause
Get over yourself faggot
is it a maple? will you be another:
>a
>fucking
>leaf
breddy sure we'll bantz you for that shit, nigger
>i have everything going for me
>i’m drinking myself to death
Either get your shit together or suck on a tail pipe. Fucking lightweight.
They're right. OP is a faggot.
Off yourselves all of you.
sage
>But at least I'm not a fucking leaf.
Lol what
My brother only got out of using when he started selling. That made him realize how obnoxious and retarded addicts are. So get your wife and kids hooked, then you'll be too busy taking care of them to keep fucking yourself up.
jesus just fucking off yourself already. just leave other people out of it.
>Lol what
this is me begging him to stop being a nigger. the only condition in which you would not have understood this is the condition upon which you are also a nigger. THEREFORE--stop being a nigger and read it again--you know, "read"...?
>left to right, top to bottom, yellow in front and brown in the rear
YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU
(the white man's burden, itz)
Other people are already involved whether I like it or not
My wife my kids my employees
Ok that's funny you got a chuckle out of me
I fucking love drinking
Also shouldn't this thread be deleted by now, come on jannies
>ou have no right to drive while drunk
imagine for a moment being this >>>reddit holy fucking hell
>Also shouldn't this thread be deleted by now, come on jannies
srsly this. every one of my
>holy shit I'm an addict and I'm going to kill myself and/or others someone pls stop me...
threads get deleted quickly.
Why not just answer questions posted?
If you're legit then I'd be interested to know why you're fucking yourself up so badly. There must be something going on in your subconscious under heavy pressure. What do you dream about lately while sleeping?
you know the consequences this will have on you and your children.
please get help my man addiction is not a joke
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