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Nothing personal kiddo. But you can’t hack it. Stop being so edgy.

t. SAS sniper with a 12” cock, 6 million kill count, supermodel ultra trad girlfriend and a Ph. D. Just on assignment as a fat loser in Canada.

yea, thats why you have so much pride in your country that you use a memeflag, right mohammed?

Your those type of losers who never did shit, then need to post on a random board if you should join the military.

I did 4 years in marine corps infantry, you don’t around killing mass walls of people you retard. You wait till some sand nigger shoots at you then you kill him.

Your autism surpasses my initial predictions.
Also no, we fucking hate kids like you.

I have this memeflag so you can't hurl cheap insults at an actual country with an actual identity. It's quite fun yknow. watching the burger guess and wriggle in his own autism with frustration

>you will never be an indigenous european
>you just kinda look like us
our bastard offspring, quarantined on a huge continent.

>usmc never killed anyone, hate my job
>join marsoc they tell me, its everything we promised you the first time
>all you have to do is subject your self to another few months of bull shit

I feel like uncle sam is trying to fool me twice

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Life isn't your new Call of Duty fps

A lot of guys feel that way at 18. Especially JROTC addaboys. You’re probably going to drive a truck or something, unpack boxes in a warehouse. If you’re super-duper lucky and don’t just say “I want to kill” in MEPS, while jumping up and down, they might put you in light cav, so can defuse IED’s with your feet.

>what branch of the military kills the most people

Airforce easily. Only as seen by the use of your airforce they're useless af unless they already have air superiority to begin with, and after that its like barrel fishing.

>i have this memeflag so..
LMFAO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LEAF, I ALREADY KNOW YOU"RE A LEAF PROBABLY A GIRL TOO, FuCK i want the day of the rake to come RIGHT NW so i can SLAUGHTER AND RAPE ll you fucking leafs

Uncle (((Samuel))) would never trick America’s fine young men to their early graves or crippling depression.

wrong

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damn man way to ruin a good mood. is it really like this? in all branches?

You’d quit within 2 weeks of boot camp.

The IRS kills the most people. Tell me I can taste your pudding.

>if i join said branch will i have any opportunities to kill a mass of people?
Forget about the US military, chances are you wouldn't get a security clearance. No military branch wants to deal with untrustworthy trigger happy dummies.

really? is it really that bad? i've been training myself for the past 3 years, i'm 21 now and i'm looking to join the military, i've really transformed myself, i can run up to around 10-30 miles now depending on the weather, and i can do 200 diamond pushups now as well. of course these are minor achievements as i plan to achieve more but how hard is it? i can run until i puke

From what I’ve heard, rangers do a lot of the slaying.

i dont think they will let you in the military

you fucking idiot of course i will hide my true intentions, god bongs are such idiots

US MARINES are good. 6 month tours.
US ARMY RANGERS
US ARMY SF
just look at KIA. those are the boys fighting.

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This has to be a bait thread because I want to believe real people aren’t this retarded.

Then again, I joined the army so I know for a fact people are easily this retarded.

The only people doing anything of note right now is Army Rangers and SF. Maybe SEALs but I do t jack shit about them except they like to kill Green Berets.

Why am I even replying to this thread god I fuckin hate you

The Marines aren’t really doing shit right now my man

>tfw was too young for iraq war
I hope we have another war so I can slaughter some hajis and get paid for it

Yah dude wars on wars on wars coming to the all of us. It's just in the math at this point

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that's a funny way of saying "good training" lol nah i feel ya

you don't need to wait for a war, you can join a mercenary group. you'll likely get your ass left or shot, maybe both, but there's killin' all over the world, especially in Africa right now. Sudan, Central African Republic, Congo (Ebola tho), and much more.

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>low IQ shitskin then marines
>average dude then army ranger
>chad-worthy aryan then navy seal, but don't duck up because you will be mopping floors instead of killing foreigners

Your post sounds pretty fucking faggy but I'll answer.
>what branch of the military kills the most people
Airforce, but I doubt you have a degree so no becoming a pilot for you and therefore you'd probably be enlisted. In which case your options would be a gunner aircrew job, TACP, and Combat Air Traffic Controller. The last two require you not to be a fucking monkey and moderately fit. Of course, the AF is filled with a bunch of autistic retards so have fun with that. If you want to shoot someone go join the army or some shit. I don't really know what goes on over there but it looks fucking retarded.
>how long before i get to start killing people when i join
Probably never but if you aren't a spastic blob of fat then there are jobs where the odds are higher
>do they hate people like me, who just want to join to kill people?
Yeah, mostly because it makes you sound like a mal-adjusted retard

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Hey bud some people were just born to be killing machines, it's a trait from when humans were constantly at war with each other 24/7. I'm sorry if that offends your masculinity

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Which candidate would be the best steward of the new killer drone swarms and missile defense systems? How can we retain civilian control of the autonomous military systems, maybe open source AI to the blockchain? Please share thoughts and solve below

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confirmed b8
rah senpai

Wait. So the Pakis have soldiers armed with clubs? Cudgels? Shillelaghs? Not even pointy sticks? Literally pre-Paleolithic tech?

I'm shocked. Fucking rocked to my core. I thought they were our surreptitious ally. Surely were that so, we'd have given them the headsup on the upgrade.

>my whole conception of deepstate cabal is now in question

The only people that glorify war are the ones who haven't experienced it, now go downstairs mom said dinner is ready

>implying implications I never implied

>damn man way to ruin a good mood. is it really like this? in all branches?
Probably depends on your ASVAB test scores. Its an aptitude test and not an intelligence test, but its close to being one. I was told that I'd have preference to my job as I scored in the 90's, but was rejected because they had already met their quota of HS dropouts that year. Whether that was a lie, idk, but he kept telling me the Navy and Airforce had trouble finding enough HS dropouts to accept, and that the Airforce never got the 500 people required by law that were homeschooled or dropouts. There for a quick minjute though, I was given an open book as to a specialty, and told that not everyone got what they wanted. I think he said that the other services it was easier to make promises. IDK, back in 2004 or so. My cousin said 20,000 people come in every day over all branches (He's a recruiter for the NG now, previously Army), and that you can be rejected for lying about taking aspirin frequently.

Rah devil

>I wanna see dead, burnt bodies!
>I wanna see veins in my teeth!

Shocked to end up on Group W bench.

Yea get your leg blown off by an ied in some shithole. Rich man's cuck

Deployed with marsoc, solid dudes. They took garbage bags full of fuel into the desert to make extra large Instagram explosions. You'll like it user.

wait so if I say "I wanna kill beeble :DDD" they'll put me in a comfy noncombat role?
Also, is it true that people who score high on the ASVAB get sent to backend stuff like the maintenance division?

Bitch you get to pick what you do but you'll get rejected for autism.

Air Force here.
Answer: Air Force. We bomb people.
Your welcome.

Don't call me your "bro" if you haven't served yet cock boy.

7 years AD Navy Corpsman

Ask away shit liver

Low flying faggot.

lol navy. just say u sucked cocks for 7 years faggot

If you get to pick what you do then what did man when he said "You’re probably going to drive a truck or something, unpack boxes in a warehouse"

How do you compare with 68W's? I don't think I've met an actual corspman, but plenty of field medics, most are absolute POGs with a few good ones attached to infantry units.

Army side, the artillery kill the most. Mortars get a close second. Marines, infantry. Navy, AIDS. Air Force pilots get a LOT of action when shit happens, they also kill a lot.

t. infantry sfc of 13 years.

kek wtf is this niggers problem, his shitskin family died in the war or someshit kek

Air force undoubtedly kills the most with their drones and gunships these days but does it really count?

Listen to everything your recruiter says but ignore your sergeant

no nigger fuck the airforce, they're a bunch of pussies, i'm talking about pillagin villages rapin the locals and killin evey nignog i see, boots on the ground, bullets in the air

Don't let all these pussies sway you from your goals. How's your PT? Could you run two miles in 13 minutes by Friday?
You should opt for something high speed if you're absolute chad like air force special operations (CCT or PJ) or air force TACP.
If you're an average dude who can get into shape and take direction, go 0311 or 11B. I'm slightly biased (prior 11B) but it seems you'll have a few more avenues to get into more high speed shit from an 11B unit with a couple years experience than what I hear from the crayon eaters.
You won't be going to war anytime soon unless you get into a higher tier unit (then it might not even happen at this point) but training alone is still satisfying if you just need to fill that need to run and gun.
Be prepared for up to 90% bullshit though, you won't enjoy life for about that much of the time sometimes, but it's worth it if you can't get your adventure fix any other way.

You are not a good subject for infantry or any other branch of military. Military does not want psychos whose only goal is to stack bodies. They want people who are capable of critical thinking under duress. If you were my battle buddy, I'd ask for reassignment. You're barking at the wrong tree, bud.

Yeah but why do you say it in such a faggy way

False. It was beaten into our heads in infantry training to just want to kill motherfuckers, first and foremost. It's just not good to go around MEPS and recruiters talking like an edgelord. Try to sound as sane as possible.
Also OP, check out /meg/ on Jow Forums it's the military enlistment general, if you're actually serious.

you must be over 18 to post on this board. Raping locals doesn't fly dummy.
Can someone who has actually been in active duty explain what it's really like?

This isn't Jow Forums you retard

I don't do these threads. But seeing this guy. Yes, go TACP as a JTAC and you will never regret it.
But seriously - don't join.

what do you mean? i'm literally typing words on my keyboard, without any emotion, in a singular font. faggy way? the fuck do you mean, are all airforcers this retarded?

shut up ugly memeflag muttface nigger

I agree re AF but you write like you have splooge dripping out of your orifices right onto the keyboard. We don't want you in the military.

Fuck off nigger, military discussion is politics. You're probably the same caliber of faggot who posts in Jow Forums threads telling everyone to go to Jow Forums when you read something you don't agree with.

Fuck you dickless virgin, you've never even seen a gun irl or ran a mile without laying down to catch your breath, poor stupid faggot larper, go play resident evil and jack off to cartoons all day, don't choke on the cereal your mom pour's you either, lmao, you poor sad piece of shit, my thoughts and prayers

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>are all airforcers this retarded
I ask myself that same question everyday, but yes. The shit you are saying makes you sound like you are 12 years old. And answer

how do i join a mercenary group?

Wot? You guys made explosions just so you could post it on IG?

>this much projection in one post
we get it bud you want to kill yourself because of your brown skin, don't hesitate and pull that trigger you ugly fucking nigger

Sure why not

yea, i can run up to 10-20 miles depending on the weather like i said. but yea, i can run 2 miles in 13 minutes, probably less. is it even worth it though? i feel like miltiary men don't get a chance to fight, its all about missiles nukes and shit now, are the golden ages over?

I went back through the thread - here is how it works for real killing.

AF pilot (kills NO ONE) he cannot see or aquire enemy. Ground controllers tell him EXACTLY what to do.

JTAC - the AF ground controller qual. Part of the TACP team.
If you want AF you go as JTAC

Army - the artillery man is the most in the know, the best radios, coolest gear, a version of him, the 13F, controls ground fire - works with AF JTAC as a team to do air and ground.
13F do not become JTAC unless they contract Ranger battalion, if you must go army, you want 13F with ranger option. Rangers kill people. 13F rangers kill the most.

Marines - Marine Army DOES do JTAC school, but... You are a marine. So have fun with those retards. But you will be very lethal.

Navy? Fuck that one guy.

>you write like you have
what the fuck are you on about, what should I be doing? capitalizing my words n shiet? the fuck is wrong with the way i type, ugly nigger dipshit face?

Do you want to kick doors and actually possibly shoot someone with a rifle, or do you want to sit back in a tent behind a screen? You sound like a trolling faggot kid at this point as you aren't actually responding to advice.

Marine arty.... I mean.

yea, i want to. i'll look into it more, thanks for your advice, uh, sir shitface gaylord

JTAC doesn't mean shit from a recruiter recruit standpoint, the goal would be getting in as a TACP then working on a JTAC cert

you see, i'd like to engage with a discussion with you but i don't know any of the lingo, i jsut wanna go and kill people why does there have to be so much work. send me in the middle of the desert tell me to kill so and so and i will kill them. why the fuck is all of this JTAC NGAD HFK #HD shit necassary

Fuck you I'm white you mixed race shit eater

Why are all these marines getting covered with cult and satanic tattoos and looking fucking hypnotized when they come back? It’s on instagram a lot.

Nah you're good kid. Go to your nearest recruiter and head on over to meps I'm sure you'll do an outstanding job.

He can contract the option IIRC, and then come into the TACP as a Ronin. Gotta get that shit in writing before basic!

This is the more interesting question
As far as I know, they only want people with military experience.

Back in the days they used to hire any dumb fuck and slap a gun in their hands

N/m. 88m incoming.

Dis edgy af

kill yourself niggerface dipshit

Get a load of this memefag

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>i'm white
t. shitskin, no white man needs to clarify hes a white man, he shows it off on his white skin, not like you'd know anything about that though you nigger memflaggot

>
not an argument mohammed

>2 miles in 13 mins
Pretty gud if true. Your limiting factors are how stupid you are and how well you handle getting shit on. Consider going PJ or TACP and hopefully they beat that attitude out of you or get you kicked out for doing something stupid.
>why the fuck is all of this JTAC NGAD HFK #HD shit necassary
If you don't like acronyms then the military isn't for you, and you have google you nigger.