What the fuck is happeining in Venezuela?

What the fuck is happeining in Venezuela?

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Trump curse?

Maybe if we blast them with freedom it will stop.

normal day in a crony run socialist utopia, were having the "right" ideology trumps having skill and knowledge to get a job in any infrastructure company.

But its funny now burger get the same shit as they do, everything in Venezuela is work of us spies and bot.

I second this. Looks like commie oil. Cmon murica. Invade and spread your bountiful freedom. The death squads you trained at the School of The Americas will do the wet work.

Murica.

America doesn't want Venezuela's Oil, it's awful quality makes it nearly worthless to them.

Oil is just the reason you tell the sheep. It’s really about regime change and slaughtering brown people.

this is spook humor courtesy of US black ops. it's our way of showing the socialists that the resource that was supposed to prop up their neverending socialist regime is completely worthless when the US won't buy it. it won't feed, clothe, or shelter their people. and when their water supply dries up, it won't save them as you die of thirst.

but it will be so plentiful that it will literally flow from their water faucets.

Now that every venezuelan has oil, they're rich
Communism motherfuckers!

Socialism

And it gets worse if you burgers migrate to nuclear or other shiet.

Fuck the middlemen.
Genius

John Bolton said he wanted Venezuela's oil.
Said it would boost the US economy and it would be good for the people of the United States.
When you put people like Bolton in charge, this is what you end up with. A coup that's turning into a PR nightmare.

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>slaughtering brown people
absolutely based

Isn't it obvious that this is CIA nigger doings? That's what sabotage looks like. To get people ''mad at their government'' so they would go out on the streets and do the biddings of CIA regime changers.

Venezuela has heavy, sour crude not unlike Canadian tar sands. And we are about the only nation that can economically refine it. US oil markets are now almost totally dominated by light, sweet crude produced domestically onshore, and any demand for heavy crude can easily be met by Canada.

Venezuela is also on the hook to U.S. bondholders (read: American retirement funds) for something like $80 billion dollars. This was supposed to be repaid through returns on investment in oil infrastructure, but once it was nationalized, they gave every indication that they were not going to pay back that investment.

Now we're going to collect, by hook or by crook, and if they refuse to play ball... they will starve in the dark.

>America doesn't want Venezuela's Oil

Go suck a goat's dick Ahmed al Howard

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Those glowniggers going ham!

B&R

it is very obvious sabotage and this explanation actually makes sense. cruel black cia humor

>typical ill-informed Jow Forums user
dont let facts get in the way.

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Tap water being filthy like that is a side-effect of the prolonged blackout.

If water treatment plants are not powered, but the pumps that supply water to homes and business are, you're going to get rank-ass water.

>US oil markets are now almost totally dominated by light, sweet crude produced domestically onshore, and any demand for heavy crude can easily be met by Canada.
pretty much this, we dont need venezuela's crude. they need us to buy it more than we need it and we can keep the gulf and california heavy oil refineries up and running with canadian sludge. Venezuela fucked itself when they stole US property, and now they're going to pay the price

based, america using mutt for killing other mutt.
I love the jewish state of america now.

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look at the pics TFA and read the descriptions. dirty water doesnt smell like sulfur and asphalt and run like it has an api gravity of 9. This is glow-in-the-dark sabotage and the message is hilarious

they eat da poo poo

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>were having the "right" ideology trumps having skill and knowledge to get a job in any infrastructure company.

Yeah that for sure doesnt happen here.

Gentlemen, isn't it OIL!
I AM RIIIICH!!!!

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That there's Texas Tea.

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CIA niggers poisoning the water

F R E S H T A P

It’s collapsing

I know you are 14 but this is what went down in the USSR from 89-91

The Western Hemisphere belongs to the United States and I wish we were more open about our imperialism.
The Monroe Doctrine defends all of our vassals.

Lol fucking kill yourself shill fag

CIA Niggers up to no good.

mmm bloody diarrhea water

But now everyone gets oil for free! This is real Socialism my dudes.

It's also way more brutal of a tactic than it looks initially as well. Their infrastructure is now fucked, long term fucked, you will not push crude like that out of their water system, not without considerable costs. This is second to the fact that sour crude is going to contain toxic gasses, just waiting till people start dropping from "H2S" toxicity. Decent cover for another chemical attack.

... Socialism.

nothing
move along

Yes we do. Taking it and installing a puppet ensures we control a larger share of the global oil pool which gives us greater control of global energy supply and our own currency value.

Let them eat Tide pods

>slaughtering brown people
If it was about that we'd look within our borders
Although the thought of that makes my dick hard

It's Drum5th fault he is FINNISH how ever can he recover from this?

Also Venezuela is state capitalism not socialism sheesh this isn't hard

>he is FINNISH
I thought he was German

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yup. i dont know how you'd get that shit out in any way to make it safe to use ever again. maybe ice pigging could get out the bulk of it but good luck doing that at equatorial temps.
surprised H2S fatalaties haven't happened already, some of their shit is close to 4000ppm H2S. as a reference, a human dies nearly instantly at 1k-2k ppm.

BUT THEY'RE SO RICH THEY HAVE OIL COMING OUT OF THEIR BATHROOM SINKS!

He is a Finnish nazi sexist bigot of muh soggy knee.

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Cybernetic weapons testing field. Google Iranian centrifuges and Stuxnet

Communism. /Tread

Bolton and Rubio have literally tweeted about how Venezuela should privatize their oil because US are their biggest customers.

Here's another funny coincidence- Saddam and Gadaffi also had nationalized oil industries and political parties built on anti-colonialism and regional control.

This stuff is absolutely some kind of sabotage campaign. Perhaps the biggest difference between this intervention and our other recent ones is that we at least have a kind of contingency plan for who is going to be put in power if it suceeds, as opposed to total chaos like Iraq and Libya. Still fucked and nothing to do with freedom, democracy, etc.

All the keks

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It isn't about us getting the oil, it's moreso about making sure other people are NOT getting the oil.

how on earth a bus driver became a president?

Everyone has hit oil! THEY'RE RICH!
The nightmare is over!

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Rigged.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6803871/Venezuelas-water-runs-black-local-complain-contaminated-oil.html
That kind of thing happens in shit hole countries.
Also Womp Womp!

they all become oil billionaires

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Same way a bartender became a congressman.

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There are more brown people in Scarbrough than Venezuela. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through with an amphibious assault on another continent desu.

>let them drink oil
indeed sir

The CIA really wants a coup.

In west Philadelphia, born and raised.

the oil is being given directly to the people. they just have to turn on their water faucets.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vokigk73V9s
this has happened in your very own country too. how does it feel like to live in a shit hole country?

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Correct. This is true socialism in action. They have the means of production at their very fingertips.

California might as well belong to Mexico at this point

Well it's okay Venezuelans are never gonna hurt anyone but themselves lol.
Now the CHICOMS though.. They have a satanic bloodpact with the interdimensional beings who are really pulling the strings. We need to look out they are on every street corner every rooftop they're spying on us AAAAAAAAAAAAA WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

at least not in lower and middle ranked jobs, those who actually work and have to maintain stuff.

in socialist shit holes, they place party loyal commissars right down to the fore worker.

This shit already happened with their oil industry, ever since 1998 their output fell from 3 million to just 1.2million barrel.

>Well it's okay Venezuelans are never gonna hurt anyone but themselves lol.
Lol nope
Where do you think all the refugees from their country are going to go?
If Trump doesnt get that wall up quick, and actually arm the Border Patrol, we're fucked

Psshh we still got like 2 years before that happens.
Remember user... Nothing ever happens.

>Nothing ever happens.

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Remind me the last time something big happened? I'll wait.
Oh yeah, 2001. Never 4get. The start of a new boring era.

Everything is fine

Post instore prices oildrinker

they are so rich that their tap water is oil.

they are rolling in money, bro.

all the "poor venezuelans" stuff is US propaganda to give an excuse for them to go in and steal the riches for themselves.

>just because something hasn't happened in 18 years, that means nothing will ever happen
I take it you've never opened a history book if you think 18 years without something "big" happening is a long time. No they're done with "Big" attacks right now. Their pets are currently thinning the herd so they can try something big soon for maximum damage.
Quit telling people to go back to sleep shill

retard we dont want their oil, as SEVERAL other people ITT already mentioned

Electricity has been off for 6 days now. The water filtration and sanitization system hasn't been running and the water stuck in the pipes and reservoirs has been stagnated by now.
Just another day in the worker's paradise.

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koch bros want venezuela's oil, they built a refinery for it

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>white
>less than 10%
fucking white people

sabotage
>pollute the water with their own oil
>they will run to you asking you to help them separate the two
>you then secure their oil
>victory
typical american kikery

Okay call me when something happens. Oh yeah, people are going to post "IT'S HAPPENNNEIFNSEIFNSIENFSE" with that stupid fucking picture every single day too under the desperate impression that there is something meaningful happening in the simulation we call life.

Major meaningful uprisings will never happen. There will never be another war. Fucking space probably isn't even real. They have fucking RC transmitters in the President controlling him for fucks sake.

Guido said economic sabotaging is kosher

Go take your meds schizo

I follow a girl on Instagram that someone from Jow Forums recommend who is from Venezuela and the majority of her posts are a out how communism is fucking trash and how everyone outside of the country should shut the fuck up and get the real story. Pretty based and huge tits too.

Well then, you might as well kys.

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Okay keep on watching jungle niggers fight about who has the shittiest water.

Not communism. Well it was communism up until things got bad but then it definitely was never communism.

oil

>girl with huge tits on instagram
>talking about a country the CIA is currently fucking around in
i don't like gommunism but that sounds exactly like a glow-in-the-dark propaganda setup, just like they use in Syria

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yeah I've talked to a few people like that. that hasn't lived there in 20 years and would have been lil kids when they left pre commie

America doesn't get to decide though, Israel on the other hand...

This is your brain on Peter Zeihan.

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degradation of infrastructure caused by lack of investment and competency. Your society on socialism!

Name?

>I follow a girl on Instagram that someone from Jow Forums recommend who is from Venezuela and the majority of her posts are a out how communism is fucking trash and how everyone outside of the country should shut the fuck up and get the real story. Pretty based and huge tits too.

Why the fuck would you post this without linking the instagram?

>Black locals complain.

There too eh?

In b4 Tap Water War.