Burgers are in full damage control mode

Burgers are in full damage control mode.

First it started as "It good Tha bla peepo to dum to fly" now they are looking for scapegoats.

The mutt is so blinded by has own nationalism that he shills hard for an Aircraft Company
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Those plans logged thousands of hours flying. There wouod have been countless catastrophe's if it was all thr plane's fault. The fact is 3rd world people are retarded and didnt know wtf they were doing.

>mfw my sevvin firty sevvin crash an it all da wypipoz fault

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Boeing is so cheap they basically refused to spend any precious shekels on a new air frame and instead went with a slight (poo-inspired) redesign of a 707 from the 50's.

Made in China electronics?

>tfw work for boeing
>tfw notices are going out about something about the 737 and future changes coming
>tfw going to be even more paperwork and things to check
Blame the poos they hire to write the code for everything if anything comes out saying it was a fault on Boeing's end and not the shitty pilots.

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Made in India but the real problem is that Boeing cheapt out on the plane.
Just lengthened the old design without regard for stability and thought they could fix it with software.

IF ITS BOEING I AM NOT GOING

If it's Boeing I'm not going.

Reminder Jow Forums always chooses white-European designed Airbus.

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>Those plans logged thousands of hours flying. There wouod have been countless catastrophe's if it was all thr plane's fault. The fact is 3rd world people are retarded and didnt know wtf they were doing
There have been issues with 737 MAX with western airlines as well.

>Made in China electronics?
In aircraft? Good joke.

Or perhaps design a plane that isn't counterintuitive to fly? Maybe??

>Made in China
>Electronics

Even the Chinese dont use Made in China electronics lol

Fully American built plane. You can't blame the chinks for this one, boomer.

The captain of the plane had 8000 flight hours. I bet you don't even have 8000 hours of fapping under your belt, worthless faggot.

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> thought they could fix it with software.

sounds like kikes are running things at Boeing now.

Actually, the plane's engineering and software coding are done by women, chinese, indians, and numales.
Actual American men engineered, well...
Pic related.

Diversity is guaranteeing the destruction of once mighty empires. Women and minorities are garbage, and their engineering shows.

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Leave us alone

Not our fault we're 54%

shut the fuck up retarded faggot.

You type really well for someone throatfucking their dog while posting.

Horizon X India

horizon (splat) India

>making assumptions with no evidence is related to the plane
>investigation is still ongoing
>there’s more variables involved than the airplane in a crash
>eurofagets drawing straws at anything American to shit on it
>”let’s call it damage control to preempt any scrutiny at claims”

You faggots are so thistry to make fun of us lmao

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Get a load of this incel

Well, to be completely honest it was built by literal DEY EBIL NOTSEEZ. Once they died out, all the tech progress basically vanished in m**tland.

hey retard your KC-46 deliveries are deemed unfit for the USAF, too. I agree about the womens, chinks, diversity hires (niggers, spics), and poos writing Java code instead of Fortran on the planes and trying to solve hardware with software, but let's call a spade a spade. This is hazard on account of zero regulatory oversight by the FAA. Boeing allowed to self-certify? Record profits in 2018? I'm no commie (check the meme flag), but certain types of industry really need regulation that has TEETH. FAA rubber stamping a for-profit company that builds planes? Those executives and lead design engineers are laughing at all the dead bodies as they count their fat fucking paychecks.

HAHAHEHEAHHAha
retarded mutt thinks Boeing made a good plane. Slap heavier, bigger, more powerful engine to an old frame.
It doesn't fly straight.
Use computer to prevent crashes
crashes anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. faggot ass bitch burger

>"Burgers are in full damage control"
Referring to Boeing
It's not Boeing's fault niggers don't know how to fly

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Pilot ngubu and copilot achmed couldnt into computers

Why did Boeing sell niggers the airplane? What kind of kike are you? You'll sell something to somebody that'll use it to kill other people just to make a few bucks?

You belong in an oven, kike.

Yes, that's exactly what Boeing and the FAA colluded to do. they were just lucky that one of these birds didn't nosedive into US soil.

Y-you started it
*slams door*

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America was a mistake.

They still haven't grounded those planes. I wish another one falls but this time lands on a walmart. Maybe that will persuade them to reconsider.

>implying I want to get felt up by the useless TSA

I don’t see any Canadian planes in the air.

With the first crash the anti-stall software literally flew the plane down into the drink. Apparently the software engineers never bothered to go though a flowsheet of what would happen to the plane if their software started receiving erroneous data. To make it even worse Boeing didn't bother to document that feature in the pilot's manual, so the pilots didn't know what to turn off while they were fighting for control of the plane.

Are you talking about the Blackbird? Because it was designed by Kelly Johnson who was born in Michigan in 1910

> We Wuz Kangz

stupid mutt. What have you done lately other than make kikes obscenely rich and give up all your "freedoms" and vote for a retarded boomer as President ?

All 737 MAX 8's are grounded as of 2pm EST dude.

numale "coders" detected. Hey assholes. You suck at comuter science. You have no fucking 3D conceptualization like the men who pioneered your field. You're retards. You use smart phones and play shitty PC games for fun, and the games you code are terrible, the programs you code are terrible, everything you do with a keyboard and mouse IS TERRIBLE. You were educated by faggots who have no practical skill in computer science because they've never worked with limited equipment and resources to learn how to be resourceful and efficient with data. You are their progeny and you fucking suck. Just like your masters. And now, your "skills" are wrecking planes.

t. chemist

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yes, in addition: "An interesting point was made by an airline pilot in one of the plane forums. It appears that Max 8 with full trim deflection down doesn't have enough controls authority to recover (at least in the simulations). Thus, the trim issues followed by disabling the trim can lead into a situation when pilots can not recover the plan from steep descend." so, even if the pilots react in time, they then have to nose down and HOPE they can still aerodynamically recover. mind you, this is with every fucking alarm going off and you might be 500 feet above the fucking ground.

>replies with a non sequitur
>uses anime meme girls as replies
>says is a chemist
>obviously you've been breathing in too many fumes

t. Course 2 grad, so suck that you maggot

wtf is your problem faggot. why did you quote me

This is a new development, since this morning only EU and China banned them from their airspace.

You're not wrong desu

i really thought the government of ksa or israel took down both planes...

learn to write you retard khazar monkey

Because you told me to shut the fuck up as though I am wrong in some way.
It's impossible that I am wrong because the airplanes in question are not crashing due to the laws of physics suddenly changing, they're not crashing because of materials science failing. They're crashing because of the computers in the damn aircraft fucking up due to shit-tier code and faggot designers with zero practical aeronautical engineering experience trying to build things. It's like niggers designing Lego models or some shit.

And like I said in another thread, right now it's just shitty games and airplanes crashing. When skyscrapers start collapsing because of diversity and feminine men fucking up the engineering, thousands will begin dying. Engineering REQUIRES high-IQ masculinity. Feminine sissy minds are like the minds of women. Worthless.

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>There have been issues with 737 MAX with western airlines as well.

And yet no one died.....?
I wonder why?
(because Western pilots know how to troubleshoot)

This is typical m*** propaganda. Rambo also mowed down 500000 soviets with a water gun in Afghanistan.

Do you really think "let's go to space" Boeing doesn't have the capability to build the most sophisticated passenger plane the world has ever seen?
But Boeing designs, builds and sells what the customer wants - and airlines want cheap 737's (so they don't have to retrain their pilots) with increased power and seating capacity.

Well, to be 100% fair FAA only banned them after boeing allowed them to proceed with the ban. That's all you need to know about m***land: their corporations are far more powerful than their government.

Fear not, POTATUS will solve the problem

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Thankfully it's generally still hard to become a pilot in the US and Europe. I think. Then again, the USAF had that cunt fighter pilot who washed out a few weeks back. Diversity and femininity + $20,000,000+ aircraft = disaster.

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boeing guy here. im against the max simply because boeing should have had a clean sheet 737 replacement as well as a clean sheet mid market 757 replacement by now. the 737 is 54 years old and it needs to go - for comfort if not for anything else - its the same width as the 707 and its not comfortable. boeing has squandered time when they had the money to clean sheet. now if this shit doesnt blow over they may be stuck with what they have for a long, long time.

on top of that though the real issue with boeing is that when mcdonnell douglas merged those execs took over and the real boeing is gone.

what happened next is the kike bean counter accountants came in and switched it from an engineering company that told the accountants what was needed and they made the math work.

after the kikes came it turned into the accountants told engineering a budget and make due.

now the final problem. chinks, chicoms, shitskin-poos/pajeets and the scum animal brained subhumans from the tird world work there. every time a chink or pajeet touches a keyboard code is copy and pasted, never understood, and shit gets broken. i work in an industry with life or death software in play and i can say over the last 20 years chinks and pajeets have introduced scary numbers of bugs and flaws in software. if you want to make quality code hire white americans, white europeans and white russians (if you can stomach those fuckers, they are smart but ruthless) and japanese. thats it. the rest of the world are tird world subhuman thieves and letting them into to your software or any form of engineering will cause massive failures at some point.

because the original systems were so well designed and though through it takes a long time for pajeets and chinks to kill your software products.

again - if you want software to be good - shire white americans, white europeans, white russians and japanase only. nobody else. the chinks and pajeets are subhuman as are the pakis.

the MCAS system is garbage. it is required to get a certification. what MCAS does is counteracts the lift/moment caused by the engine cowlings on the MAX. what this means is the downward elevator trim is used to make it feel harder to pull up more into stall conditions. the 737 before the MAX would required steady force (pulling back) to get into deep stall territory. with the 737 max the engine cowling's component of lift makes it at a certain point easier and lighter to get into a deep stall. the f101 voodoo flight envelope did this long ago where a very light stick would manifest before deep stall conditions. the reason all the other shit on the 737 works pretty well is non shitskin/poo/pajeet/chink and other subhumans had nothing to do with it - it was cold war era stuff. the subhumans cant read or understand that code. the new code, MCAS, was written by subhumans. it relies on 1 sensor (WRONG, should be at least three) and was slipped in to the point where NG and flight simulator models were used to train for the MAX - the pilots were not told about this shitskin coded killer bot introduced into a system which has remained the same since the 1980s.

moral of the story is - never hire chinks, chicoms, poos/pajeets, towels, pakis. subhumans like those are not capable of producing complex systems that work reliably. they are greedy and short sighted animals driven by reptilian tendencies.

>First it started as "It good Tha bla peepo to dum to fly" now they are looking for scapegoats.
Well, to be fair often the simplest solution is the correct one.

You made some general stormfag comments about minorities designing bad planes. Get fucked. I hope you die in a fire.

Why did Boeing hire them? Why did FAA certify the plane? Yes, everything is fault of POC and minorities. But all great accomplishments belong to huwites. It's not like huwites are the majority of people pushing democratic socialism, feminism and trans LGBBQ at street level.

There are more whites that are gay, faggot, trans etc per capita than any other ethnicity.

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so boeing designing death traps is not their fault.
you must be a fucking mutt transplant or tourist

Boeing engineer here. Ask me anything.

That's how business works tard.

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Oh so Boeing can send a man to space? That's breaking news, m8

Luck. Lion Air might have bit spotty reputation, but Ethiopian Airlines has good reputation.

Okay faggot, what nazi scientist using which nazi plans designed the A-12/SR-71?
Lemme guess... Werner Von Braun invented modern rocketry too? Nope, that was Robert Goddard -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_H._Goddard

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nice try, FAA spook

You do realize Boeing has the 787 Dreamliner if these airlines wanted the flagship model, right? But they don’t want to drop that cash and went with the 737.

Ignored most the bullshit in here and read this. Thank you german autist for explaining the actual problems.

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german faggot telling the world about software. because germany is really known for its software products. shut the fuck up you retard.

>battery problems
>engine problems
>same level of FAA rubberstamping

LOL nice try. boeing is garbage. can't make commercial planes for civilian transport, can't make military planes for the gov either. yikes

stormfag cunt thinks 1 person secretly snuck in "shitskin code" into a multi-billion dollar aircraft development program and the superior huwites didn't even notice.

787 and 737 are the same planes that serve the same purpose.
big and small airplanes are just like big and small cars.

embarrassing mutt.

The airlines wanted a 737 rehash, Boeing gave it to them - they sell other planes too but the Airlines are too cheap to buy them.
There is more than one element at fault here.

Is it the one with the steam pipe?

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Lol, okay. I think a lot of Boeing's business practices are bullshit and problems like these recent crashes are unsurprising. Write me off though - I am happy to avoid being tempted to give out any proprietary information that would get me canned.

Vast majority of plane crashes are pilot error. Attempting to make planes idiot proof will result in better idiots.

t. Aircraft manufacturer.

Amerimutt machinist are shit thats why my company takes Amerimutt contracts

The aviation industry is facing the same trouble of most industries.
Companies buying each other up leaving behind less competition. When it comes to passenger aircraft(airliners) there's two main builders. Boeing and Airbus. That's not a good thing.
When it comes to US military craft, it's now basically down to Boeing and Lockheed, with Northrop Grumman bringing up the rear.

mutt from country where people sue companies for spilling hot beverages on themselves thinks he's making a good point.

>1 post by this ID

Show your flag you fucking faggot.

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If you're referring to the McDonald's thing, the old lady got third degree burns all over her lap and could have died. But yeah it's just hot coffee right? Shut the fuck you you maple nigger this thread is only for countries who have been to the moon.

Yikes, you are one mad shitskin.

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IT WAS TEH JOOOOOOOWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS

TEH JOOOOOO HATES WYPIPOL SO THEY TRAMPLE US

BELIEVE UZ

WE DA ANCIENT ASTRAUNAUTS

WE SPACE NAZIS N SHEEEIT

WE WYPIPOL ARE BEING FRAMED BY TEH JOOOO

But the chief burger is who ordered them grounded

Nigger planes BTFO

someone shoop a mutt plane version

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HEHEHAHHAha

186 people die in plane crash, because of shitty mutt designed plane that pitches nose down randomly.
> pilot error

Stupid mutt cunt spills coffee on herself
> poor woman deserves compensation

eat shit and die.

yeesh

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>t. Salty pajeet

737 stone cold killers

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Mutt Nu-colony resident with retarded word diarrhea.
The only sentence that makes sense is the first one.
They failed the quality checks this is the reality Boeing looked for profits before quality.

>You made some general stormfag comments about minorities designing bad planes. Get fucked. I hope you die in a fire.
It all makes sense now. Go back to rebbit, you retarded niggerfaggotcuntkikeLEAF.

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Boeing just isn't as good as it used to be. Hell no vehicle-making company is like they used to be.
It all has to be fucking "cheap" and "technological" with so many fucking systems that nobody knows what the fuck is going on. You can't even fix new cars anymore since they have so much specialized bullshit.

Boeing are fucks anyways who probably have wasted billions of taxpayer dollars through contracts.

every thread has that one projecting pseudointellectual apologist faggot who posts smug anime girls to fit in

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Whitoid faggot who voted for Zion Don, kike bootlicker, 38 billion dollars of Israel. MIGA

They can replace the 737 when most of them crash and the market needs more planes from us

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found the pajeet/shitskin/poo in leafland - listen, demi-nigger mokey - explain why everything up to the max without the shitskin poo pajeet code (mcas) has an exemplary record. you cant. crusty white guy honeywell code running on hardened 68040 with less than 1MB of ram. that shit is rock.

its your pajeet shitskin poo code of the mcas, a separate system, which is killing people.

if i could poison all of you pajeets by race i would. you and the niggers need to go and die out.

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Haha bet dis nigga mad bout doom movie

>letting Ethiopians fly planes

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show flag faggot