Can someone redpill me on how T rexs reproduced? I have yet to see a statue of a T rex with a penis...

Dinosaurs were never a thing

they had dicks, like every other reptile. there are just no bones leftover because there are no bones in a dick

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Since reptiles and birds lay eggs...I think you can extrapolate from there.

This big dicked guy knows what is up

>there are no bones in a dick

can u confirm ?

Based science Chad

>A BIG NUCLEAR WAR BETWEEN ANCIENTS CIVILIZATIONS
It's funny cause this is far more believable than anything else, an ancient high-tech war is actually really well documented by some populations, but a giant virgin lizard with a mullet is not.

Why u call it boner den?

>Can someone redpill me on how T rexs reproduced?
Tyrannosaurus Rexual assault

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Boomer/10

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May seem off topic but it is not. No Dinasouriformes members have cocks. Trexs have internal sexual organs which would have died and they have no baculum, a penis bone in most mammals. Birds have a colecula, a no sexual urination organ.

The reproducing organ of them are on the end of the tail when I'm remembering correctly. But did you ever see an anus on one of those replica dinosaurs?

>DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
What about dragons? Where did they come from if not from what we call dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs arent real

They didn't, because they didn't exist.

>an ancient high-tech war is actually really well documented by some populations
Such as?

Most birds don't have penises. The rooster for example, ironically the cock has no penis. Although the longest penis to body length ratio is the Muscovey duck, a lot of water birds have long snake like dicks.
Fish and Frogs don't have penises they just ejaculate on eggs
Snakes have two penises, they use either one to mate

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-t.

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Because there's no bones from dicks found

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Wasn’t it impossible for diplodocus to pump blood to his head because of the pressure required or some sheeieit

So, in the first place the arms were actually unbelievably strong, just small relative to the size of the animal. In the second place they are arranged so as to preform a sort of hugging motion, not the way they're usually portrayed in films. It has long been thought that the arms were instrumental in mating. That is the male would mount and hold the female using his arms. More recent evidence, however, suggests that the arms were also used in hunting.

>electrical influence produced much lower gravity on Earth
Who writes this bullshit?

>Also they would have a hard time having sex with such weak arms.
hate to break it to you, masturbation is not actually sex

dinosaurs aren't real. dinosaurs are dragon bones mistaken for something else.

>BLACKED

Bones are well-fossilized, boners not so much.

If you believe in dinosaurs in 2019 I don’t know to tell you, your a fucking idiot

>hatchling

Being this fucking stupid must hurt.

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>Snakes have two penises, they use either one to mate

I'm genuinely curious as to what evolutionary advantage that even brings.

Speak for yourself, bucko

>he still thinks the magnetosphere and ionosphere have no effect on gravity
Its about to change again most likely.

youtu.be/EB1nR8yOP8s

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>tfw you will never be able to DP a broad all by yourself
Why even live?...

gay anal sex. its also the reason they died out.

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Reptiles dont have dicks. They have hemipenes.

Reminder that "scientists" have no idea how long a T. Rex lived. How fast they grew, or literally anything else about them. Also, the hair in OP's pic related is a new addition that "scientists" added for no reason what-so-ever.

holy shit. my sides.
haven't laughed out loud at some shit on here in months. much thanks.

Mite b cool. If you had to pee really bad, you'd just tie them in a knot.

Checked newfag

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As re goddamn diculous as your post is, it generated some good replies...... you still need to KYS...

India.

Also

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Boomer detected

In vitro

>dinosaurs = dragons
Fair enough

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the bhagavad gita?

oh god
I didn't know that picture of the emu standing over the aussie with the dripping dong was accurate

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No lay person has ever found a dinosaur skeleton. All the finds were royal society members. Many of the discovers of dinosaurs have verified hoaxes in their history. Dinosaurs are fake and gay.

So a bunch of objects resembling alien spacecrafts show up in some ancient paintings. While that may be confirmation of UFO sightings, it doesn't exactly prove that an ancient high-tech war happened. Got anything else?

Care to elaborate. Not all of us are familiar with pajeetism

>No lay person has ever found a dinosaur skeleton.
lol that is literally untrue. There's a park near where I live where children are invited to come and pick through the K-T boundary layer to find dinosaur fossils, and they regularly do. In fact, you could do it yourself where you live if you can recognize the sedimentary layer.

Trex reproduced the same way as salamanders.

The male would leave a blob of semen jelly in a sort of pyramid shape on the ground then later the female would come along and tootie down on top of it so she could hover it in with her cloaca or egg, minge and shit hole.

Like this:
youtu.be/_UIpOcmejvI?t=26

Dinosaurs were not birds. Dinosaurs don't exist and never did. Universe didn't start til you were born. Everything before you were born is just initial conditions. The setting for God's soap operas.

Can someone redpill me on how we can bring these back to life and train them to eat all the niggers, spics, and mudniggers in Michigan?

>Dinosaurs don't exist and never did.

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It never actually existed; it was invented by paleontologists.
blog.everythingdinosaur.co.uk/blog/_archives/2008/10/18/3934579.html
phys.org/news/2009-10-dinosaurs.html
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-biggest-dinosaur-in-history-may-never-have-existed/

H-hey bro

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>just fuck my shit up

They find entire dinosaurs?