Sorry incels, the future is female

you can't even "get" to the moon let alone mars.
this balding old baby is literally so arse-pained he punches some dozy jew(?) over nothing:
youtube.com/watch?v=vUE4VGWAap4
nice self-restraint, gramps.
everyone involved in this video is an utter faggot.
especially the bellboy.
moar liek bellendboy amirite.

but let's pretend "we" can actually go to space.
women, no less.
hahaha. yase.

everyone knows the welcum 2 earf is flat and there is an impenetrable dome up there.

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look how thin those "glasses" are.
she doesn't even need them.

fucken poseur

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first person to die on mars

woman

first person to get entire team killed on mars

woman

Yes. Seriously, have you ever been in a relationship?

I bet 1000 yang bux she fucks it all up and gets everyone killed

God of War get first dibs on a woman... ha

>first person to die on mars

>woman
*strong, independant black woman

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Update:
NASA head says first person on first woman on Mars 'likely to be a man'.

>yfw musk sends a roastie-trigger 9000 sex bot to be the first on mars

They will not get off mars alive

NASA won't be the first group to officially land humans on Mars.

I suppose sending monkeys is unethical so this is the next best thing, nobody cares if some roastie dies on another planet

women want muslims. we are going to be headed in the opposite direction before they even think about socially isolating themselves on mars

Nasa head declares an arbitrary decision to prop up an under-represented group in space faring, regardless of merit, for political reasons.

apparently

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This would be the best case scenario. Based Musk sending objects to space, first his hot rod, then his personal sex bot. Please let this be true.

>first person on mars
interestingly there WILL be a first man on mars probably on the same day. he will probably be right behind her.
the joke is that women firsts are still happening after several thousand years of civilization because women can't do shit.
only a minute will go by before a man steps on mars too.

basically the modern equivalent of a man holding open a door and saying "ladies first" when you think about it

That's the TRUMP-APPOINTED nasa head, by the way.

I know plenty of blokes that would volunteer their wives providing it was a one way trip.

wtf ppl itt actually believe in space/nasa lies/globe earf.

lmao

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We will never explore the galaxy. Sorry nerds.

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t. incels

Why does the gender of the person on Mars matter?

have sex

it doesn't. see:

Nah, Chinese guy. Mutts can't do planes anymore, let alone spacecraft.

The first person on Mars is going to be irrelevant because everyone know it will be the result of #Woke egalitarian politics and not merit - just like everything else these days.

As long as they're American, I don't give a fuck

Whatever. Just make the sexbots already.

>man opens the door for her
>"i was my pleasure"

feminists btfo forever,

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>it was my privilege

im not gonna read the whole thread so pardon me if someone else pointed out this before me but, its only logical that a woman arrives first, the planet must be clean and dinner must be ready when men arrive.

Doubt simply cause a woman would just fuck the whole thing up.

yes, they consider it "empowering" when the point out their lack of agency (everything is the fault of men)

When will incel get the onions treatment?

>autistic astronaut fucking up the historic meme line
probably would happen

just fucking imagine it

>be male
>work your fucking ass off for a dream
>11/10 peak fitness after years of dedication and training
>get accepted into mars program
>score #1 out of 1000's
>they announce who's going to lead the mission
> its some bird who didnt even come in at top #10....
>you ask why
>you get scrubbed from the entire program...

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Best place for these dumb cunts, another fucking planet. Can we send the niggers with them?

t. IT cuck

Well sure, 90% of their workers are female at this point. This is just playing the odds.

kek, this

Thats precicely the reason they will not get to Mars. You can only choose genitals over skill so many times until the whole thing collapses. The bigger the organisation the bigger the fall.

we still have to figure out a way to get there without our bones turning into jelly. all this mars talk is just fundraising tactics, it would be way too expensive to go there within our life times especially with all the debt we've racked up.

>land first person on mars
>it's a woman
>it's also a one way trip
LEL

>sending a woman on a suicide mission

based NASA

You'd think niggers would ask the same thing, but I guess the novelty doesn't wear off when you are stupid.

you always send the expendable monkeys to die first. and if you can virtue signal while doing it...bravo

I think they mean first trans womyn.

and in the real world
>NASA head says first person on Mars is ‘to be the best we can send without prejudice or political motive’

get a dude to say he identifies as a woman
ez

No we don't, but for some reason a vocal minority of us are too dumb to know that we're being patronized.

LONDON

They aren't?

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Just a woman? Not a gay black Muslim transwoman?

Yes, treat them like shit and they’ll want your dick. They only get in dumb arguments with you because they find it hot. They are mentally ill children

How does NASA know who China will send?

God the word incel gets my cock so hard

The first 6 people on Mars will be women because when NASA announces a woman-led mission, all the male astronauts who want to actually *live* will be like "nah, I'm good."

>men go to space for the first time
>all by themselves

>men land on moon for the first time
>all by themselves

>women are sent to Mars as the first humans
>by men
>they take the glory
>is used as a message for generations how women go to Mars all by themselves
>books written how men are actually from venus and women are from mars

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t. plebbit

Because women are incompetent.

Nasa isn't getting humans anywhere.

ah yes lets send the first test dummy to mars, lets make sure thats a woman

well some one has to check it for sandwiches

I really want them to send 3 bitches to Mars and watch them making the rocket explode because it's harder that using the microwave

>Tfw the bureaucracy stalls indefinitely and private enterprise gets there first without the progressive bullshit

It takes something like 6 months to get to Mars and any male knows, even from female family members, that women are unable to deal with solitude and isolation. Men can sit in a room completely empty of outside stimulation.

Even better, women always default to ruining relationships, making everything about themselves and not the bigger picture. Men on the other hand have historically proven to withstand extremely harsh environments and isolation, all the while remaining in the path to achieve an objective.

First woman on Mars nasa says, I’d like to see her make it there first.

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>first crewed craft lands on Mars
>crewed by man & woman
>woman scheduled to take humsnkind’s First step on Mars
>man looks out window
>”is that a spider?”
>”WTF?! A SPIDER ON MARS!? I’M NOT GOING OUT THERE! YOU GO OUT THERE!”
>man goes out first
>”hey. Whaddaya know! It was just a rock! By the way, first MAN on Mars.”
>.....
>”I want a do-over.”

You know the rules

>First women to go to Mars
>Like canaries being the first to go in the coal mine

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Eat a salad.

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Based black man.

>"The first person on Mars is 'likely to not be the most qualified person for the role'

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And men did it without advanced computers like we have today

Not just a woman, but a brown lesbian amputee with two mommies.

>implying democrats won't divert all their funding on nigs because we can't have whitey on the moon

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No, it's going to be another white man. Then the next couple will be Asian men. Sorry, women.