AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN VENEZULEA

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lmao. i'm not going anywhere

Mostly Venezuelans will die, idiot. They haven't had a proper meal in years.

But I do hope for a draft, I'd love to see you little shit butts march off to war and make me a shequel.

Damn I wonder why

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>implying the military has any ability to deal with a draft
lmao...a draft would be hilarious.

What does OCO mean?

Oco?
Why do militaryfags talk as if we understand anything they are saying?
Go die for the oil. I'll be comfy here collecting my neetbucks.
You could wipe out half of Venezuela but you can't stop the fertile thicc women from repopulating the country.

Overseas Contingency Operations

>tfw medically exempt

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Oral Cleaning Oddities. Basically the pentagon is asking for more toothbrushes and toothpaste user, they're just using fancy terms

>VENEZULEA
As long as it's not Venezuela. That place sounds like a real shithole.

LMAO did you really think we would let you keep all that oil forever? How stupid can you be?

>the state of muttland and the eternal warmongers
might be a draft better cut your dick off

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Nobody would show up

I wonder if they will stream bombing of Caracas live.

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For Israel!

Time to get a combat jump finally

Don't Democrats want to stay in Iraq and Syria?

This is true. And even if they did they'd be too fat or too mentally ill or have too much of a criminal record.

T. Hon. discharged from the (((army))) but too old to draft now so I'll just watch for the comedy.

>Venezuela
You mean iran right?

Trump is shitting the bed across the board. Time for a war to distract and deflect. Americana 101.

>I literally just bought a house

Just fuck my shit up senpai

dang.
godspeed bro

Based. Fucking milfags kek. Oo rah

>MFW I'm comfy witnessing the sudaca happening
Enjoy the refugee crisis americucks

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>"bought" a house in a socialist dictatorship

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You guys really should have killed all the natives in South America.

Surprised some "terrorism" hasn't happened like the last time a repub shit the bed in office to make it to a second term.

Guess not having Cheney pulling the strings this time really broke the pattern. Pence too busy trying to keep mother happy.

I actually would have rather we invaded Syria

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He's in the party, don't worry, they get to buy houses

it's been too long since the goy went to die for israel

this might be the coldest take ive ever seen. this is sub al franken snark.

Shequel? That mean transsexual or something?

I wonder who could be behind this post

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If you are in college you can evade the draft, combine that with the fact minority basically get a free ride you essentially get a targeted attack on rural white population unless they choose debt slavery and indoctrination.
Also you can bet money they will jack up class prices because of the demand spike.

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usa, us- bbbbuurrrrppppffffffftttt
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Its for iran not venezuela, that thread about the US planning to make war with them till april-may explained it all

Call us cucks and we’ll ship them to you fag

Work shopping my material for The Late Show.

Couple more drinks and then the real bangers will be coming.

For real though, fuck going to war over some starving ass hats.

Let them eat themselves

> Iran will be invaded in your lifetime

based USA getting me cheap oil

based big bro

Against who? Unless the Venezuelan military is full of literal NPCs, they have no reason to die for Maduro. US intervention shouldn't even be necessary. Just wait until Maduro can't afford to keep even the grunts paid and fed and he'll be gone within a day.

>they get deployed to Mexico
THEY WILL PAY FOR THE WALL

>The jews will not use the US while they are still strong to end their greatest threat in the Great Israel project

IMMEDIATE HAPPENING NO MORE YANG THREADS

NO MORE

LOL
stupid white goyim are going to die again for "freedom" LMFAO thank you!
Venezuela has a lot of natural resources, Israel needs to expand, again, thank you! MIGA!

nothing, we are probably doing research to replace some of our old equipment which gets btfo by russias new shit

Mentioning Syria and Libya on Flipboard is one of the funniest things imaginable. Apparently the CIA can blackout an entire country but can't just give merc/terrorist groups guns and tell them to have fun.

Lmao i find it pretty cringeworthy how they give everything an abbreviation, half of the things they do it to don’t even fucking need it.

hope its bomb proof

We need to invade, to send all the refugees here.

Watch CNN unironically.
If its going to happen they will be camped out ready to relay the bombings live like they did in Kuwait, Baghdad and Libya.

Women can be drafted now, I want to see women storm the beaches of Venezuela like men did on D-Day.
>I also wanted recorded in 4k at 120fps.