Donate $1 to EVERY Democrat

Any Democratic candidate with 65,000 unique donors of $1 or more is given a spot in the DNC debates.

Which means that all we need is for 65,000 people to donate about $25-$30 ($1 to each candidate) to ensure that the DNC will have to host a monster debate that takes hours.

To make it more manageable, they'll have to start denying candidates their rightful debate spots, causing much butt hurt and division among candidates and their fans.

But even if maximum chaos ensues, everyone deserves a voice.

Donate $1 to every Democratic candidate today.

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That's not how it works. Only the top 10 make it in.

Bump for interest. We could be strategic and get the best/worst candidates on the stage as well.

If the last election taught us anything, its that the DNC already picked their candidate. The CIA media only put on a show to make that candidate look good. It's like having elections in North Korea, the other candidates don't matter.

Lel, as if I’d give losers I don’t even believe in money.
The real runners are decided, funny enough it’ll be one of the white guys

> That's not how it works. Only the top 10 make it in.

It's actually the top 20, not top 10
See: politico.com/story/2019/02/14/dnc-fundraising-polling-early-debates-1170182

But that is basically how it works. 65,000 donors and you're in. Like the OP says, they'll have to start denying candidates their spots (over 20) causing maximum butt hurt

Top 20 which is still a lot

brb signing up as presidential candidate

Do you take paypal?

Now THIS is the sort of chaos and genius /pol is legendary for.

Even if we just give a $1 to the candidates who are 21st, 22nd, 23rd so they qualify for the debates but still have to get cut

>thus ensuring chaos and rage

it would add a newcchapter to /pol’s legend and be hilarious

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Anyone have a list of lesser-known candidates?

Some of those candidates would be epic. Just to see the shit they say... best ever.

Checked.

Let's look for top meme material. Have Biden debate a trans nigger jew cripple or something

Nah

Yes, let’s flood the DNC with money

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This is a much better alternative. No need to give shekels to candidates who are going to be there regardless.

So it's Biden then?

I'm torn between the obvious trap of giving money to jews and the hilarity it could cause.

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give ur dollars to wayne lambright instead he wants to give us free machine guns

Yes! The possibilities are endless. Just getting a real oddball up there on stage would be epic.
>This might be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
When else can we ensure getting someone on stage for Presidential debates like this? Usually the only options are two or three people who have already been selected by the party and raised millions of dollars.

No use giving money to the candidates who are already raising it. We need to meme 2 or 3 real obscure crazy shit talkers onto that stage in like 18th or 19th place.

Are you serious? You’re not fucking with us? He wants to give everyone machine guns?

This. Don't waste your money.

Yeah, there's obviously no need to donate to Bernie and Kamala. For sure prioritize candidates of lower stock, or at least anyone who isn't going to hit 65,000 by themselves.

I think you’ll find it’s quite difficult to get to 65,000 donors. You might even say it’s a huge accomplishment indicative of a groundswell of organic grassroots support.

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If we force them to their 20 debater limit and they break their promise and only allow a few in, the candidates that get fucked will get pissed off, which will also piss off their constituents, and chaos still ensues. It's still a win.

Exactly. All you need is one or two who are unjustly denied access and the whole thing erupted into chaos.

It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.

>Implying they don't already have tons of money

Could someone make a list of candidates that we should donate to then? Along with a description of them and why we should get them in.

Vermin Supreme for the debate

I have a better idea:
>Throw $100 into the steal cage of death
>20 go in
>only one comes out
>pay per view receipts go to me

Test

>Donating to Dem candidates
I already paid my taxes, thanks.

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If I were to donate, would that immediately make all candidates ineligible because of 'muh Dutch collusion'? Might consider it then...

>Any Democratic candidate with 65,000 unique donors of $1 or more is given a spot in the DNC debates.

Source on this plz.

Nice strategy if true.

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Top 10 by donations?

Kek, this is actually a good plan.

>Now THIS is the sort of chaos and genius /pol is legendary for.
This.

politico.com/story/2019/02/14/dnc-fundraising-polling-early-debates-1170182
"For the first debate, a candidate seeking to qualify through the fundraising method must receive donations from 65,000 people in at least 20 different states, the DNC official said."

Here's the official list as of today. 22 total including "Likely to run" and "Might run". If there's any I missed, someone can add them.

The more of them that get into the debates, the more fractured they become, the more of a shit show the debate becomes. It doesn't matter what their individual platforms are at the moment. A 20 candidate debate would be insane by itself.

And, we only need 3 more candidates to move from "Might run" to "Running" before the DNC starts denying candidates a spot in the debate (assuming we can get them all above 65,000) which sows even more chaos for the DNC. It was 4, but Beto just moved from "might" to "running" today, which is good news. The more the merrier.

If a bunch more people start throwing their hats into the ring we might want to consider excluding a few of the more boring candidates and favoring the crazier ones. But as of today there's only 22 so I don't see any reason to exclude anyone as of yet.

Running:
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** Cory Booker
** Kirsten Gillibrand
** Kamala Harris
** Bernie Sanders
** Elizabeth Warren
** Andrew Yang
Beto O’Rourke
Pete Buttigieg
Julián Castro
John Delaney
Tulsi Gabbard
John Hickenlooper
Jay Inslee
Amy Klobuchar
Marianne Williamson

Likely to run:
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** Joe Biden
Steve Bullock
Eric Swalwell

Might run:
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Michael Bennet
Terry McAuliffe
Seth Moulton
Tim Ryan

** = basically guaranteed a spot already (no need to donate)

They don't have money. Clinton bailed them out in 2016. That's one of the main reasons they were sucking her cock: their purse was Hillary's. That's why Bernie got blasted

Gabbard and Castro for sure

The DNC was bankrupt as of a year or so ago, even liberals dont trust them, any money is generally donated directly to candidates. Like we are talking about here

wholly fucking shit i laughed for 1 and half minutes

I am donating $1 to every democrat tomorrow

this has potential to be the funniest shit ever

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please tell me there is someone representing Eskimos or some shit. Why should they not be in the debate?

hopefully this somehow ends up with wayne lambright calling joe biden a pedophile live on cnn in front of hundreds of millions

This such a lame attempt at trying to give the bankruptcy-nearing DNC money that I can't even call it shilling.

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yeah nah cunt. They'll just have two debates like the republicans did in 2016, and nobody will watch the first debate.

Course it would sink the Yang Gang cause he wouldn't get enough publicity

1000 machine guns a month. Chink gang chink gang chink gang

Kek

Yang-bangers getting "lower tier" debate. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Wait... Could we get Wayne to run as a Democrat and just donate 65k to get him in? That alone would be great

I think they'll do it all at once. But even if they do have two debates, that means they'll basically be excluding half the candidates from the "real" debate and not just everyone over the top 20 like they said they would. That will fracture them even more and sow even more butt hurt, rage, and infighting among candidates delegated to the lower tier and their fans. That would still be a great win.

I think Patrick Little's running as a Democrat he's a little neo-Nazi it should hit with the debates I don't even like the guy but that would be f****** hilarious

Yes, wonderful plan goyim!
What could all of these people possibly do if they were all given tens of thousands!
It would be an epic prank! I personally can't stop my hands from rubbing. I'm getting a rash it's such a good plan!
Now excuse me while I go and draw a swastika on my synagogue.

>give democrats your money go-guys

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You got the wrong idea. This *costs* the DNC money. Every candidate they have to host increases the cost of the debate they have to host.

$65,000 is a fart in the wind of a presidential campaign's operating costs, and even if it wasn't, giving the lower tier Dem candidates money is a win for us because they'll use it to pull voters away from more popular candidates, solidifying fractures among blue voters and sowing more chaos.

>it costs them money to get money and choose which people they're going to get anyways
It's like the primaries aren't actually fixed.
Imagine that.
>88
I'll see you in court over your antisemitism and potential attempts at boycotting the great state of Israel.

You're a moron. If the debate is a shitfest and fail to move the needle you're protecting their preferred candidate.

fuck that send me money instead I'm running for president

Fuck that, send it to me. I'll run for president.
>but non-Americans can't be president
Obama could.
Besides, the sorts of dykes we raise have a purpose.
A vote for toothpaste will bring back the negro caste!

>Donating to actual democrats
>Not donating to meme-candidates (e.g. holographic Hortler)
What did he mean by this?

Is it too late to encourage Virginia governor Ralph Northam to run? I'd love to see the complete and utter meltdown the Democrats would have if he entered the race after his scandals.

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Yas! I gave all my monthly allowance to dems so they can finally own drumpf. Match me!

how would someone get their name in said hat I'd gladly put my self out there for shits and giggles plus I'm legitimately planning a real presidential run

This idea sucks. We'd be better off donating the money to American Renaissance or our own movement then giving it to the jewboys of the democratic party.

I am not funding a Dem warchest

this place has gone insane