Face it

>A balloon and a vacuum tube is a robot now
I remember when a factory assembly arm was the only thing really considered a robot

fpbp
That was my first thought.

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They think of 100 different ways to replace cashiers and baggers, the face of your store, most likely the only people that your average customer will interact with while they're inside. But they can't build a robot that picks up trash on the floor, or cleans the piss on the toilet seats.

this

Jow Forums and zerohedge faggots fall for nu-journalism every single fucking time

thats because youre a fucking degenerate, you'll fucking get yours, day of the rake is coming soon motherfucker

My job sucking apples out of outstretched hands is in jeopardy

Imagine the succ

My foreskin can achieve the same so the robot gripper is not needed.

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Well, looks like it's gonna be time soon to arm up and take back our apples.

Ahahahahaha fucking engineers taking it in the ass now lmaoo. Ai design, ai coding, ai fabrication lmaooo not gonna need all these fuckin college degrees anymore motherfuckers. Thing is, the guys on the ground where this shit meets production are still gonna have jobs fixing and figuring out how to fix this shit while the upper crust of the country, especially the lower parts of it, are going to take it in the ass like us bottom of the barrel fucks have been doing for years.

>mfw I realize AI Order 66 will be to simultaneously tell all sex bots to rip their users dicks off

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better go yang.

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Good. Small talk with a bagger is the fucking worst. I don't care that you have 8 cats. Pack my shit and stop holding up the line, retard.

I'm confused by how it's even an accomplishment.
Like, ok you made a thing that can grip objects that fit it's parameters of the size of the cup, but do they even have any software for fruit identification, or a method of actuating this that it may actually do something?
Probably not, it's just more bullshit to keep people from wondering why we're not still technologically advancing.

the day of the rake only refers to canadiens you fucking tard

Lots of people think their job is safe, but advances in robotics and AI will make inroads into surprising fields.
Even if your job can’t be done by robots, there will be millions of extra people competing for your wages once their job has been taken by a machine.

I was the last generation to grow up offline. I might be the last generation to have a job.
It’s going to be interesting.

This is what I really want to know. Can someone please demonstrate and record. It's obviously ideally made for dicks, particularly unusually shaped dicks.

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you are too fat to leave your house, incel
>fake griping

>Not naming this "feminist speaks out about male privilege"

stick your dick into an inverted balloon and suck the air out, because that's literally what this "robot" is

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D'awww.

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YANG GANG

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Unless those things come in pairs and find a way to tell when frenulum stimulation is too much and how much buttplay is allowed, I'm not getting replaced anytime soon.

Nice try, Yang shill.

Ah sheeit! Now my roommates are woke af

It looks like something straight out of the Dr. Seuss' imagination.

Prepare to have your genitals crushed and ripped off.

>What happens to the economy when these are in every shop?
Be glad that my career is IT (sysadmin, cyber security, network management) and electrical work, so I won't be replaced within my lifetime.