Carlson asks the real questions: Does Canada actually exist?

>TUCKER CARLSON: No, it’s not that I’m unfair, no, no, you’re totally — and I’ve really given this a lot of thought. They are masochists. Like, Canadians, for one thing, are just so grateful that you acknowledge their existence, that even when you criticize them, they love you for it because it’s like —

>CO-HOST: No, they really don’t.

>CARLSON: — if they get attacked, it means they exist. And I think to be Canadian is to wonder if you actually exist, because there’s no Canadian culture, there’s no, you know, distinctive characteristics of Canadians. Is it just like — it’s almost a kind of blob, you know what I mean? Like, what is Canada? And I take the time to criticize them, and I think they love me for it.

>THE LOVE SPONGE: Well, Tucker, I can honestly tell you, you couldn’t be anything further from the truth. You are so fucking far out to lunch, and they hate you, and they want to kill you, and they want to stick a hockey stick up your fucking asshole and make you bleed internally.

>CO-HOST: What’s better than hockey, weed, and whores? I mean —

>CARLSON: But you know, first of all, there’s no Canadian woman that you’d want to pay to sleep with. You know that’s true.

>CO-HOST: Oh, my God.

>CARLSON: And second, I’m not saying they’re bad at all, like I like Canadians. They like me. We have a mutual understanding. I’m just saying they’re sad. I’ve said this before. They’re like our stalker. They have pictures of us in their bedroom and we don’t even know they exist. They’re basically obsessed with the United States.

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>based tucker was LEAFpilled before Jow Forums was even created

kek

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Why does the left hate laughter?
Why do they go after people for being jovial and good natured and making jokes?
Like do you guys not understand that if you fucking despise the sound of laughter and the concept of joking around then it makes you metaphysical fucking evil?

And I mean, Jesus Christ, IDK what OPs point in posting this is, but Media Matters was using this exchange as part of their attempts to go after Tucker over the past couple days, and it's just "holy fuck, are you people REALLY this clueless and evil and out of touch?"

Fucking this. Tucker knew the crimes of the leaf far before people were posting about it

You are right. If you laugh in their faces they will will attack you and try to physically close your mouth. Not even kidding about the psycho muzzling

He will lead the charge on that Dary, rake held high and steadfast eyes unwavoring

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Ah, but, now you’ve talked about me. I am hard. You don’t yet know what you’ve wrought.

I was on the fence for a bit, but i'm officially /TeamTuck/ now. Friendship with Lou Dobbs cancelled.

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>CARLSON: But you know, first of all, there’s no Canadian woman that you’d want to pay to sleep with. You know that’s true.

that's it
I can no longer support Tuccman

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did tucker really say women are primitive?

The co-host is spot on here. Join any Canadian pride facebook page. They are the biggest sociopaths you will ever see in your life. I don't understand where the nice meme came from. Every news facebook page is littered by Crypto Canadians critiquing Trump pretending to be Americans and when you call them out on it and attack Trudeau they become more viscous than blacks.

>Canadian culture is hockey and weed
This is what becomes of us when we abandon our heritage.
NZ is exactly the same

I agree wholeheartedly with this statement being canadian means nothing. Anything it did mean has been dead for the past 40 years

goat tier fpbp

This thread explains so much about that particularly Canadian brand of shitposting.
It even explains Trudeau.
God I never paid much attention to Tucker but jesus man this is an epiphany.

I dont care about the content, it's fucking funny.
Didnt our prime minister try to state we were post-national?

Is the Day of the Rake finally here?

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Canada deserves it for removing Sir John A. Macdonald from our money. Alberta + Saskatchewan should become their own country and the rest can get nuked.

Canada will be the United States, but for the time being, it’s the 13 colonies that didn’t rebel.

who the fuck rakes forwards?

>canada has no culture
>mentions hockey, legal weed and legalized whores aka things unlike the US/are defining from the US

REALLY makes you think that Americans might just be the most ignorant people alive, but also funny. Not ha-ha comedian funny but 8 year old with downs looking for the knob on a sliding door funny!

>whiskey
>irish culure
>paid whores
>danish culture followed by American culture
>Legal weed, Amsterdam before Canada, sorry
He's serious m8, you have no culture, you're just a half-assed carbon copy mish-mash of your neighbors. Keep coping though. He's made valid points, your faggots are you just in denial. If I suddenly started picking up ancient tea ceremonies from Japan and brought them back to the US, would they then be "American" culture? Because that's precisely what your country's done for 2 centuries now, travel somewhere else, steal some shit from them then claim it's "your" culture. Fuck outta here.

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I too admire the fine leaf culture of smoking a joint at the hockey game while fucking a whore

So wait, Canada is actually a real country?

I thought it was just some make believe place like Lemuria, Never-Never Land, and Australia.

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Canadians don't know what they are. I mean White Euro-Canadians. Chinese Canadians know who their tribe is. Muslim and Sikh Canadians know who their in-group is. They all have their own identity. Except for European Canadians. They think that they are a donut shop that is not even Canadian owned, or hockey. Tragic. You You have to feel for them.

I think the country is real but its inhabitants are made-up, like how the greeks thought that the asiatic steppe was full of cyclopses who spent all their time trying to steal gold from the griffins

- Hurt

I can't even read Tucker's power level anymore.

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I've never actually seen Canada with my own two eyes so I can't honestly verify if it exists or not. I think there's a pack of niggers in anarctica just shitpoting about a non-existence ecountry above America, honestly.

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ggenuinekeke at fellow historyanon

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Why does it bother you fat fucks that Canada has culture and it's known even to the most ignorant Americans. Ask your typical Jose from Texas and even he could tell you they eat Poutine in Canada. Ask your average Miguel from California if Canadians pay for healthcare and he will tell you no way! Ask your average Tyrone from Kansas City and he will tell you that hockey is Canada's game.

>B-B-B-But you guys don't have cultureeeeeeeeee

Lmao bro you guys are retards

Yes. Post national. And Canada's current identity is a cultural mosaic. Therefore we are multicultural but rather than a melting pot, a mosaic of cultures. Aka Chinese want to live with Chinese, whites want to live with whites, shitskins want to get away from other shitskins but are forced to live with them.

I definitely think we're being trolled with the whole Canada meme. I mean would a real country actually have a leaf on its flag?

The answer is a resounding "no".

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Watching Tuck is like watching an episode of Tokyo Ghoul where everyone's relaxed and gently pouring coffee then they blast out and attack then shortly after return to making their special coffees. Someting of that sort.

th-thanks tuck.

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Extremely specific analogy, but also accurate.

>Canadiian culture
>Poutine
Oh shit french fries with mayo that's some real goddamn culture you got there leaf. Protect the precious poutine at all costs. Give me a fucking break nigger I could trip on the rug and make poutine by accident when I'm drunk doesn't make me canadian. Cope harder.

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I'm glad to know that canadian culture is such a deep and refined thing it easily fits in the minds of niggers and beaners

Kek I just had it playing on one of my screens and it reminded me of his remarks and manners. When he strikes out, he does it to the extreme, otherwise he's just the old coffeeshop owner trying to gently teach people the essence of why and how htey do what they do.

Kek that's not even close to what poutine is retard. You're not allowed to have recipe for poutine, mutt. Otherwise you'll die from a heart attack since you're already suffering from a trans fat obese epidemic.

That's because most of the immigrants didn't bother joining an Ethnic community of their own.

The only ones from Europe that did it were Slavs.

Prime example is fucking Alaska.
They are a second Croatia cold edition by now.

Well I could have went with peace keeping, socialized health care and being generally good people who still go to church and remember what it's like to not have to lock your doors and trust your neighbours... but these concepts are hard and fries with gravy and cheese curds is easier to understand for you fat cunts

>most of the immigrants didn't bother joining an Ethnic community of their own.
That's a good point. They're just too individualistic for their own good.

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Nigger I don't give a fuck what you think poutine is, at the end of the day it's fucking french fries with sauce. Is this really what you're holding up as the golden statue of your culture? If so, that's fucking pathetic just like every other canadian, fuck you flannel wear-ing, a-boot, fargo sounds fucks. I wish our government would issue a caandian hunting licence every year for a few dollars. No to kill wildlife in Canada but to kill Canadians themselves.

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>CARLSON: — if they get attacked, it means they exist. And I think to be Canadian is to wonder if you actually exist, because there’s no Canadian culture, there’s no, you know, distinctive characteristics of Canadians.

NOT SO FAST, ANGLOKEKS.

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>WE WUZ GUD LEAFZ

Will the eternally insignificant and butt-blasted poutine nigger ever learn?

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Lol a big post over a simple dish of poutine, huh mutt? You just can't admit to being a foolish burger who's never eaten anything without trans fat in your life? It's amazing how far you'll go to defend your weight issues. Ahah.

I'd break your neck, but the rolls of fat would make that impossible. I'll settle for smashing your fat face in!

>heh Canadians have no culture
>CHECK OUT THE KFC DOUBLE DOWN, NOW DOUBLE THE CHICKEN

The culture is so incredible it gives you a heart attack before 35

Fuck you frenchie eat your pate chinois

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Generalized healthcare is absolute shit, you actually have Canadians that cross the border to the US to the US because they know your system is shit. The church> The church has been subverted by most especially in Caadaa and central/America.
>Trust youg neighbors
Nigger I love in a neighbor with 6-9$ mansions and from talkiing to a handul of them then know they armed to the teeth. Blow me a kiss from your ghetto ffavela where you have to worry about a chink jumping in your window. Honestly all your food talk ust sounds like someone shit on a plate and the next guy eats it, do you have some Catterpillar 4-type shit going on up there? Christ's sake go out and hunt. I kill 2 bucks a aseason in the UNITED STATES add you lard fucks are arguing about what sauce you put on french fries. I'd stomp any of one of you faggots out i a heartbeat.

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Every day I thank God I wasn't born a canadian

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Fpbp

I don't lock my door, because I don't have a population with 14% blacks and 30% beans, I let my kids walk to school because they don't have to live in fear of being shot on the way and then again when they get to school.

I live in a white community where people wave and look after each other, I wish you amerifats could know how nice that is. But you had to import slaves and leave your border open, oh well

American culture is equally shallow it just happens to be more common.

Goddamn, you are one stupid motherfucker.

I see Tuckers point, but there are whole days that go by where I just sort of float by and don't think about the America thing at all.

But obviously the US looms larger for us than vice versa... this isn't exactly a unique, masterful observation.

But I do like getting a heathy critique from somebody like Tucker. It actually doesn't' bother me...although I'm sure it may bother the thin skinned.

I think this one is actually retarded guys, I don't feel good about beating him to death with his own retarded argument but I will if this tyrone keeps going

>Why does it bother you fat fucks that Canada has culture
>MUH CHEESE CURDS IN FAT-SAUCE REEEEEEE EH?

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Um. I think Nova Scotia and Newfoundland is pretty based. Being a yank and all. So... OP is a tard.

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LOL... the United States won't even be the United States much longer....never mind Canada.

This will NEVER Happen EVER, trust me. I'll let you fuck my sweet ass raw dog if I'm wrong...for free. No lube.

of course you don't care what poutine is. you don't care what anything is, or what's in it. you just eat whatever it is and get colossal like the good little porker you are.

There is no culture here that is why you get so much we wuzing. But I am actually Italian-American I swear!!!!1

haha yeah Tucker is so right, leafs are fake and gay. Day of the rake when?!

Syrup sucking Somali-lovers get fucked.

Feelsbadman

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Thank god I don't have a leaf in my flag.

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imagine being so autistic and obsessed you wake up in the morning and unironically think these kinds of thoughts

I found the leafy newfaggot!

and all it took was a long look in a mirror, damn

Same with Oz.

It was a Euro only rugged land. Now, it's some Euros, some Chinks, some Indians, some Lebanese, and a spattering of Arabs and other groups, all with the same quasi-socialist nanny laws, like a globalist heaven.

>dude, fosters, xxxx, meatpies, lamingtons, bundy rum

Latching on to those icons mean nothing.

Of course we have culture you fucking flabby burger. It's just not national, it's regional/provicial.

Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Quebec... they have more distinctive local flavour than 99% of the USA alone.

The federation is just a union of the regions and Provides which have a fair amount of autonomy. The USA used to be the same, but became more united through all the wars and the people came to identify with the federation rather than states a lot more.

A lot of 'American' culture IS Canadian

-First gridiron football game on record was in Canada
-First BASEBALL game win record was in Canada...(yes)

We were certainly playing these 'American' sports far, far before 90% of these ellis island mutts who claim them as their birthright.

It a strange situation having what's YOURS being called 'American' because it is exported to the world by the US Empire.

But oh well... we shall survive... actually thrive! We'll continue to have longer lifespans... better educational results... better social mobility... more social harmony ....much slimmer women (who Tucker isn't at all interested in thankfully!)

We will carry on doing OK...as you slide into civil war.

Jokes on u, nigger, I bought a loaf of bread and some ground porc and I couldn't even AFFORD a mirror after! HA

California has the population of Canada jackass Do you think every yank knows everything about all states? What about mexico? So why the fuck should they know about us?

Look at all of these fucking insecure faggot Canucks here proving Tucker right, disgusting.

Rake yourselves.

That's because you shop at either Northmart or some other obscure Nunavut supplier. Keep feeding the priceshills what they want

I ain't even heard of Northmart, keep projecting chug. I'll give you $50, buy a box of Kraft Dinner and chill out TukTuk

You fat fucks

>WE'RE KNOWN FOR MUH GRAVY FRIES

It's 'low fat' gravy and cheese curds.

>the likely price for a box of Nunavut maceroni
>I- I ain't even heard of Northmart!

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>gravy made of fat
>low fat

Calling me a kike with your iPhone filename, yeah right Schlomo! Shouldn't you be baking your bagels on St-Viateur?

Remember to watch him even more now.

Media Matters targeted attacks will only boost the target. That is our response to their fuckery.

This guy is such an ignorant shitbird. No wonder you boomers suck his cock

Being from Québec I can actually confirmed this to be true to an extent. The anglo (the actual leaf) is a cultureless goof in a constant identity crisis. Its like they reluctantly hang the leaf flag for fault of a better one. Their flag bears no real meaning. It has a boring, bland and poor history of loyalty to a cunt who doesnt even know they exist oversea. The leafs are horribly plain in character as well. Here in Québec we had to really strenghten our French identity. We know who we are and we are not leafs. A proud nation with proud people within one and the anglo hates for it. They hate that we have an actual history. They hate our nationalists views. They hate our flag which display the fleur de lys, a symbol that has been the emblem of the francs for centuries. It says: here live descendant of the noble francs. The maple leaf simply states: here lives the fucking leafs.

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O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

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>and remember to buy the advertised products as well!!

Fuck. Off.