ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>Guys insecure with their 4+ inches dick
Fuck off

>[insert humble (or otherwise) brag]
Fuck off.

>Why is there no new thread?
Just make one. You can use these macros: imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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Posting again..

Me and this guy from work hit it off as friends, and started talking every day, and watch shows together at night. It quickly went from being platonic, to like sexting each other and we even went on a date. However, things got really stressful at work for us, because it's busy season at work right now and we both work insane hours. We were supposed to meet up again and I know we both wanted to, but busy season hit hard and fast and we both weren't in the mood at the time. I know he's still incredibly stressed, but I keep thinking even though it's hard to meet up right now, if he really, really wanted to there would be time. I'd sacrifice my little free time to meet up, but maybe he's different. He is a bit of a hermit.

Anyways, our busy season ends in another month, but we haven't seen each other in two months now. The conversations have not been flirty/sex talk, and I think it's because he's just too depressed and not in the mood cause of work. We still talk every day, and watch our shows together at night, but I'm worried wasting my time being his show buddy, when I want more. Does this sound like he lost interest, or should I just wait and see what happens when busy season is over? I'm tired of waiting so long, and if he's not interested in me anymore I'd feel like an idiot for wasting all this time for him.

At what point dating would you want to know that the woman you were seeing can't have kids?

At the point when it starts getting serious enough to wonder if she might want kids with me.

Early on, as early as she feels comfortable sharing.
I don't want to invest in a relationship if she can't have kids.

Is it creepy to pass a note in a library?

I was thinking of writing a little joke that makes it obvious I'm into them and then put down my number if they're interested in me(I thiiiiiink they are).

It's only creepy if you hang around forcing them to give a socially acceptable response and putting them on the spot. Leaving it, smiling at them and walking away is fine.

When would that be?

Would that not feel like she was trying to guilt you or something? Early as possible was my idea but I was advised against it

>be rock hard during kissing/foreplay/when I sense sex will happen
>go soft the second its time to actually perform

what is this meme? How can I alleviate the nervousness?

Yeah, I wouldn't stick around for a chat.