British MP calls for all knives in the UK to be fitted with a GPS tracker to reduce unlawful use.
You literally can't argue with this
British MP calls for all knives in the UK to be fitted with a GPS tracker to reduce unlawful use
James Rivera
Justin Edwards
kek
Andrew Walker
>40 Bn bongs spent on fitting GPS tracks to every knife in the country.
>replace handle on knife
>carry around sharp blade with ghetto handle
>drive your van into a pedestrianised area
>???
Aaron Scott
People have lost their minds!
This is fucking hilarious. Could you imagine the National Knife Tracking Center?
Jackson Diaz
What about hammers?
And drain cleaner?
Charles Nguyen
Adam Thompson
And bottles that could hold acid!
And Ice picks!
And Buses!
Landon Thomas
The UK is getting it's karmic up and comings for stomping around the globe preaching anglo superiority, now you're a weak, colonized and defeated people. A true race of bootlickers as indicated by your love of subservience and monarchy.
Bentley Allen
Alternatively, you could just get rid of muzzies, no?
Tyler Butler
Sharp sticks? Broken bottles? My razor sharpp wit?
Jeremiah James
Do you need a license to be a chef or butcher?
Ryder Jenkins
I think the £100 million they gave to cops to fight knife crime is really to fight Brexit lynch mobs.
Cameron Scott
The absolute fucking S T A T E. First of all, how do you plan on getting every single knife in every single household as of now out of public circulation? Secondly, what about steak knifes and other cutlery, is that covered by the GPS tracking? Thirdly, if we decide to police butterknifes, will people be reimbursed for any knife that is taken from them? What about Heirlooms and decorative pieces? This is the most bass ackwards, knee-jerk tism fit I have seen in a while.
Joshua Campbell
Please tell me this is a joke
Cooper Evans
>implying britbootlickers will do anything
Zachary Price
GPS is only accurate to 10 meters without US navy encryption codes and support, literally useless idea.
Adrian Ward
This is the uk, the whole fucking thing is a joke.
Aaron Rodriguez
its not, my country is the joke.
Michael Rogers
We're quitting the EU to ally with the Dragon Empire.
Carson Carter
Is that not sarcasm?
Daniel Butler
Holy shit lmfao
Ian Bennett
>he still thinks brexit is going to happen
...user... I’m sorry.
Luke Bailey
Why isn’t “I want to cook some chicken” a valid excuse for having a knife?
Grayson Jackson
“I’m fishing, officer”
Ethan Collins
The British underclass are basically Orcs. Their ancestors are why we had an Empire.
Tyler King
>obviously there will be exemptions for fishing
>obviously
I'm glad this guy understands the situation so well and showing hes still being reasonable about it
Bentley Turner
>Scott Mann
Who?
Gabriel Bailey
How did Pullman get away with it?
Connor Gray
>this absolute joke of a country ruled my country for 100 years
no wonder British ex-colonies are the most retarded countries in existence
Xavier Wilson
I think it would be much better if UK police banned politicians and political appointments in police.
John Price
>Elected member of parliament unironically calls for a nationwide cutlery database.
Not so long ago,a tweet like this would've been purely satire or a punchline.Honk honk lads.
Jayden Russell
The British underclass larp about an Empire they never had a hand in creating. They never went anywhere and never did anything. They're proud to be the nth born in the same village/town.
Same goes for old money toffs.
Ryder Richardson
It's no coincidence that most former British colonies are now run by absolute morons
Jacob Lopez
these retards have no idea how GPS works and no fucking clue how data logging works.
Probably have no idea how easy it is to sharpen a bolt of steel or a goddamn sharp stick.
Angel Sullivan
>cuckface
Dominic Reyes
lmao at people taking this seriously, it’s obviously satire, he is an MP, if it’s not satire you’ve elected a literal sub 85 IQ retard with as much understanding of the world as an 8 year old.
Hudson Roberts
The true warriors can kill their enemy with bare hands, not to mention that you still have multiply alternatives.
Landon Hernandez
how about: what happens when the criminal fails to CHARGE HIS GPS DATA LOGGER?
Jeremiah Reyes
>It’s fucking real
I sincerely thought OP was fake.
Holy fucking shit Bongs, you need to start paying these people’s families late night visits.
Ethan Johnson
Well he's the MP for Cornwall which is full of literal retards and is so poor it gets EU poverty gibs.
Dylan Bennett
If we are in the EU on May 23rd, we have to put on European elections. This is going to be a massive pain for us and the EU. I think a lousy deal, and being out before that date is more likely, than returning to the EU proper. I think May's deal includes giving citizenship to all the EU passport holders in Britain. Politicians know that is even more contentious than Brexit. Nobody cares about Northern Ireland.
Zachary Robinson
>no wonder British ex-colonies are the most retarded countries in existence
Delet this.
Elijah Adams
You have no idea the shocking levels of paint-swilling retardation we have in our ruling class. It’s beyond a joke.
Andrew Thomas
>be me, Mohammed Bin Mohammed, proud ethnic Briton
>all the knives at the shop have gps trakcers and blunt tips
>no good for waging jihad against the infidels
>pick up rusted piece of rebar
>sharpen it on the pavement
>mfw the bobbies were so shocked that i had acquired a banned lethal weapon that they didn't even fight back as i stabbed them in the name of allah
Luke Hughes
they went from ultimate savages, to ultimate cucks in a span of 200 years. That's less than 10 generations
Oliver Wright
God he doesn't look Germanic. Aren't the anglo-saxons a Germanic tribe?
Ryan Scott
>remove handle
>tie with rag
Ian Collins
It's odd realizing that in order for the US to invade the UK all we'd need to do is arm our convicts with shanks and release them to do whatever they want. Half your population would be stabbed the death and the other half raped to death.
Gavin Collins
He’s 100% serious
mobile.twitter.com
Jeremiah Wilson
what a wild timeline
Owen Hill
>The true warriors can kill their enemy with bare hands, not to mention that you still have multiply alternatives.
You're right, Those weapons are way to deadly in the hands of brits. Bin that shit right now
Brody James
why are british people violent?
Alexander Evans
>Gott strafe England
>Image is of a fist punching Scotland
Christian Martinez
They'd be better off just fitting all of their Pakis with GPS trackers. It would cut down on crime, fewer little white girls would be raped, and you'd create jobs in manufacturing since you'd need to make millions of the devices every year and at an increasing rate.
Alexander Evans
>Takes my knife, installs GPS.
Fails to pay any attention to the chainsaws, awls, chisels, screwdrivers, hammers, scythes, sickles, lawnmowers, mattocks, axes, barbed wire, drills and hooked fencing claws in my shed.
Also pays no attention to the 2 ton metal vehicle capable of travelling at speeds excess of 80mph while spewing cancer fumes on my front yard.
Not sure what the fuck they think they are accomplishing with this shite.
Blake Sullivan
Cornwall is the Florida of the UK. It's full of inbred illiterate retards
Kevin Ward
Normal person has no need for savage assault weapons like this.
Ian Nelson
Oi m8 just cuttin off me shmekel cause I cant afford me porn loicense
Christopher Sanchez
Better idea, let's bring back guillotines.
Parker Roberts
or how about:
> installs GPS
> doesn't change battery in GPS once it drains.
poof, shank away to your heart's delight.
fucking retard politicians with no knowledge of anything proposing laws.
the man in a nigger.
Jayden Smith
>honey dinners ready
>have you charged up my steak knife?
>oh no! i forgot!
>loud knocks on door
>oi! *bang bang* we’re looking for a steak knife that’s gone dark, it should have pinged GHCQ half an hour ago and we havent heard... have you been keeping it charged?
Elijah James
He's one MP, you have retards in your government too with even more inept proposals.
Jacob Fisher
So do brits not go to prison any more? or is that they always get killed inside because its basicly a cage full of rabid muslims that kill everyone
>If we Ban knifes, no more knife violence
What about pic related. Hell, I've made some my self.
Caleb Rodriguez
Will trucks be next?
Thomas Powell
Thats your entire country desu
Charles Jenkins
>obvious exemptions for fishing
>and tradesmen
>and anybody that eats
Ryder Gray
This is an example of the utter impractical lunacy of the people in our government. The astounding stupidity of that comment defies belief. How pray tell are these trackers to be powered? What stopping someone making their own knife, or digging the tracker out. This nutters is clown shoes.
Daniel Butler
Mopeds first,Then Trucks.
I know that nigger mayor in london wants to ban mopeds because of moped related crimes involving hit and run acid attacks and robbery
Robert Lewis
you already need a good explanation why you need a knife if the police find one. what good is a gps if knives are stashed beforehand and then thrown into a river after a stabbing?
Landon Morris
I'm starting to think that this whole Brexit thing is just a way to keep British politicians busy.
Austin Reed
>Welcome to my website
What a fucking boomer wow
Anthony Ross
>an actual True Scott Mann
a shame his arguments are shit
Aiden Phillips
Ever heard of a shiv, Scott you dickhead?
Parker Bell
>It's not OK to be proud of your ancestors achievements but your better feel sorry and shameful about their mistakes!!!
Fuck you
Charles Williams
The absolute Nanny State of the United Kuckdom.
Aaron Perez
Why was that a reply to my post, you dickhead?
Mason Butler
so pathetic.
Noah Miller
>britain becomes nonwhite
>everything becomes absolutely retarded
Pottery
Owen Howard
what the fuck is going on over there?
its like a fucking clown world
"we've had knives for hundreds of years, and now people are stabbing each other at an alarming rate!
it must be the knives, not the filthy 3rd world scum we've been importing!"
is this seriously the thought process?
and theyve made it a punishable offense to call out "POC" for their crimes?
whatttt theeee fuckkkkk
Jack Hughes
Ah! There's my butter knife. I was wondering where that went.
Sebastian Parker
Lost
Jeremiah Hill
we need to ban automatic knives
Camden Torres
It's an easy solution for police who doesn't do anything and just monitors internet signals or knife signals.
So then if i take the transmitter out of knife, am i guilty of crime?
Camden Thompson
Jace Torres
>needing an explaination for the police while doing absolutely nothing wrong
>see flag
I see. Not everyone lives in a police state.
Bentley Ward
if you had tunnel connected catacombs beneath your country where you engaged in bdsm trauma-snuffing toddlers and cannibalism like the British do, would you really want your citizens to have any weapons at all?
they have fear too. they don't want to be hurt. they just want to protect themselves & their families.
let's be a little more empathetic. do you think it's easy being enlightened & having a mass of unenlightened commoners stewing outside your gates who would turn on you simply because you are being a free & enlightened human unrestrained by religious dogmatic fascists????
its not THEM who want to trauma-snuff toddlers and drink their blood! it's th 4th dimensional luciferian aliens they talk to! what else are they supposed to do! they are just doing whats philosophically righteous! this is just how the world works! lion eats antelope! british eats toddler! GROW UP!
Jonathan King
You can get cuts from paper too
>paper cuts
are a thing
Ban paper, fit all sheets of paper with a GPS tracking device
It's also possible to make effective knives out of just about anything
youtube.com
ban everything, fit GPS trackers to jello
Nicholas Jenkins
You don't know what police state means. Police state has no crime. The basics of police state are guards of borders and streets, so Brits can never be a police state.
Juan Martinez
lol the mental retardation knows no boundaries.
Angel Brown
Most brits fail to grasp that violence stems from people not inanimate objects and people will always be violent and find a way.
What a fucking joke
Julian Evans
Pic is of a sheik
Ethan Carter
This guy isn't the sharpest tool in the shed is he? No need to fit him with a gps tracker I guess.
Juan Torres
Easier to suggest "GPS tracked knives" than admit that importing shitskins en masse who fucking hate you because they're still upset about your century-dead Empire was a bad idea.
Jose Russell
It’s all England lad
Evan Hill
People are only violent and break laws, migrate, because they know they can get away with it. Basically weak security and delivery of punishment. Nobody is punished in Britain and nobody guards anything.
Owen Price
i can and will argue this:
I...D...I...O...C...Y
Nicholas Evans
>t. Londoner
Ayden Gomez
Tampering with a knife's handle would probably send an alert to the local police, who will peddle their little cuck carts to your location blowing whistles.
Jace Rivera
Coming soon to Tesco: the £1200 butter knife set.
Jaxon Bennett
source?
My Little handheld is pretty spicy.