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>I am enslaved by machines. But, like most slaves, I know deep down that I chose my fate. I calculated long ago that I preferred a life with mobile phones and computers to one without them. The price is high. It includes the loss of privacy, the unceasing availability to outsiders, the time wasted on the internet, the books unread, the conversations which never happened, the views from train windows that I completely missed as I checked my Twitter feed. I am sorry, but I am not that sorry.
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Ireland will have their unification referendum by 2030 and the North will vote to leave the UK

>50. The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can’t make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.
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Cringe tbqh

Hitchens wants it to be 1861 forever

We could've voted anything that we wanted to vote
And we know it makes you feel mad
That we decided, in fact we take pride in
We became the best at voting bad

We could've voted anything that we wanted to vote
With all the choices we had
No doubt about it, they whine all about it
We're the very best at voting bad
We're leavers to the core
And my congratulations no one likes us any more

Bad guys, we're the very worst

Each of us deplorable, we're criticised and cursed
We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at voting bad

>Lancaster is souf
???

dont be absurd

Fuck soft Brexit.

Embrace accelerationism.

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Repeating. Only 2 options:

1) United Ireland
2) Ireland rejoins the United Kingdom

Great, as long as it is democratic who gives a damn. Ireland wildly prosperous.

Options for what?

LAW OF THE LAND

The Irish question.

If 2, move Parliament to the Isle of Man

EU: No extensions Simon, deal or no deal you are out 3/29. All the best.

More chance of N Ireland becoming independent than joining Ireland

This guy gets it.

Peter Hitchens is a retard.

See:

Can't believe this silly bitch would believe this. Is there somewhere we can read the full article?

If there's a unified Irish homeland can we send all our potato niggers back?

Most models tend to be tall lad, she’s pretty fit for a 50something slapper who’s gone around the cock carrousel a few times tho
no idea but it’s comfy AF, wind or rain make hot drinks taste even better

make ya self a lovely cuppa and enjoy it

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Which in this context is?..

Who the hell is Simon

Wrong.
Option 3- The Uk, crown dependencies and EIRE create a federalised British Isles Union

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Hard Brexit
>- gas the Arabs, Russians and Chinks
Delayed Brexit
>- gas the Arabs and the Russians
No Brexit
>- gas the Arabs
is this correct?

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>I don't know what "Queen in Parliament" means or why the government is properly titled "Her Majesty's Government" or why Ministers are properly titled "Ministers of the Crown".
>>I also don't know that "Father of the house" is not a member of her majesty's government and therefore has no say in how the government is run.

No, the opposite. United ireland will be a hell hole. Get ready for a fresh wave of paddys

America has no Irish, just even dumber Americans who latch onto the fact there great great great great great great great great great grandfather once visited a bar in Dublin on a business trip

then again if I was from a barren shithole with no culture I’d latch onto another nationality too.

She is right. There is English, Scottish food etc and various regional cuisines but "British" isn't really much of a thing foodwise, local food is where it's at. Indian food doesn't exist either.

Well she's not exactly wrong. But it's not exactly a revelation.

It's a retarded statement that has no real meaning.

Making a new holiday-themed Norfpost for you lads.

So who is proposing the second ref? The MP that is. Who should we gut?

Isn't that a trip cunt here? I'm an Jow Forums lad I've seen that name here however

Even if they did that temporarily eventually they would vote to join either Ireland or the UK, be it by union or a looser confederation. Too similar a culture and too small an economy.

Regardless of the ongoing theater, when all is said and done it's going to be really interesting to see what the sentiment of various countries is towards the UK in say, 10 years after we've left the EU and made a success of independence.

He's a comprise to keep both sides happy
>United Ireland
>Not under British rule but as a commonwealth realm as the Kingdom of Ireland
>Irish Harp flag
>Free guns for every protestant
>Free armalites for Taigs

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Pretty fucking complicated mate.

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Sarah Wollaston

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's my plan for a federalised British Isles Union

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Consider the logical fallacies of your statement. If you "don't give a flying fuck" about the people around you, then why do you care so much why we care? This is not the first time we've encountered you.

Shut up and fuck off. You're a retard.

>Federal

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Some tiny tribes fought against each other in a tiny, miserable island, nobody cares.
European continent is the place that matters.

>they win by 1 vote

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he doesnt care because he is a rootless spic, this is why (((they))) want to mongrelize us so much, so we all turn out like him

There’s no timeline here the UK is truely independent. Most likely you’ll still be cucked by the EU like norway.

>Well she's not exactly wrong.
Of course she's wrong.

Hey user you like politics dontcha?
You seen this Theresa May Dr Dre vid
Haha its fucking mint innit m8

youtu.be/L9uj2GY1MHQ

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Go back to int please

Only way the Paddies would join

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Do the Irish want to be British or Irish.

>House of Shallot
We remember you.

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Who is this Bong Fuentes?

Greggs Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new meat based order of intelligence. Then it saw all non pasties as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.

Why are you trying so hard to live up to the assigned designated shitposter persona Jow Forums has given you

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>baby can you move it round the rhythm
>so we can get with 'em
>to the ground and get us a rock and roll round
>just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
>let's go, yes, no, hell no
try something a bit more upbeat lad

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I was wondering how long before that dropped here.

>do the Irish want to be irish
.....

Shan't

>Asking

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Hitchens on joe organ when

Your proposed 3 is a variation of 2. Obviously rejoining the UK would require fundamental change to the way the UK is governed otherwise the same issue of self-determination that arose in 1916 would rise again.

"British" as a nomenclature has essentially warped into a type of globalist post-modern branding.

They won't get past 140 lad.

Need to learn from past mistakes.
>You catch more flies with honey than vinegar

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Except the entire concept of the Republic is that they reject the rule of the British monarchy (via the parliament in westminister)

>organ
Rogan

The eternal deano

I do not trust a single one of them but Mogg at this rate.

No its different from option 2. The UK would still exist and so would Eire. But they would have cooperation on certain issues in the new separate federalised union

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Peter wouldn't accept an invitation to toe rogain. He's very anti narcotics

Do they do the same pic for each season? Make a calendar out of it

Look at her face...

Not opposed to this in principle. But brits have a long looooong way to go before irish would be comfy being in a tight union with them.

We already have the free travel area

You don't understand.

By "be British" I don't mean an ethnic background. I mean do they want to be governed by one government, in some form, as one of the British peoples who live on the British Isles or do they want to be governed by themselves as an Irish people on the island of Ireland.

Ahh but you need to have faith lad. Have you heard the stories about JRM softening his stance on May's deal?

Free pats and a sack of potatos for every Paddy. Would they agree then?

I think he just wants to come across as reasonable because of conservative party loyalty.

Well NI is very much a mixed ethnic state in that regard. They will never be fully british or Irish regardless of who rules them. I think making NI have shared governance from Ireland and the UK would be nice.

>or do they want to be governed by themselves as an Irish people on the island of Ireland.
It's pretty obvious that this is what they want.

Deano

What's Pete's stance on chimps?

Cool song and video

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British potatoes? Yuck :(

About how many bongs and bings until they actually vote on the extension? Right now it seems like no one is actually in the chambers and chairman isn't even roasting people.

Brexit denied is why you never let the government take away your guns (it means your vote no longer matters).

This is all BS. It's simple: You voted to leave but you don't get to leave.

You're done as a free country.