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That was one of the funniest days of my life.

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link?

Oi m8 wanna buy some willys?

fair enough mate it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, happy I gave ya a new group to enjoy tho

how big is your apu folder?

Lay on the floor, Do yoga, walk, stand straight up against a wall. See a chiropractor,

There isn't one I'm afraid.

You didn't honestly think democracy worked, right?

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I'll trade you 12 pure aryan genes for a foreskin

>still the legal default
Remain mongs can vote against reality if they like, see where it gets them

Sleep on your back without a pillow

I was advocating for a new underground circular train line linking British cities a few weeks ago. Deleted my proposed routs now though.

What are you trying to solve here?

Your spine isn't supposed to be straight.

You've gotcha self a deal an i'll throw in a free bent willy for ya, can't say fairer than that

>how big is your apu folder?
1628 files

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I made a thingy LADS

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Economic development and uniting the British Isles with 1 civil engineering project

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Did they just cut off that NI guy when he started defending the soldiers?

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At last

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Careful, check the skin colour before accepting.

Oi!
You got a loicense for that Brexit?

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impressive collection, what is your favourite out of them all?

>sweden

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Kek! Needs a better shield and spear though

>he actually thinks brexit is still happening

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You guys aren't even following along any more, there's some absolutely insane shit happening behind the scenes.

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Probably this one

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Splits the leave vote even with a PV vote.

Eg:
In the first choice,
>Remain 45%
>leave with May's deal 8%
>leave with customs union 5%
>leave with no deal 42%

2nd choice
>Remain 27%
>May deal 22%
>customs leave 15%
>no deal 13%
Remainder are spoiled ballots mostly from no deal voters

Remain wins despite never commanding more than 40% and the biggest single choice overall: no deal loses due to vote splitting in round 2

Tl;dr yes you're retarded

Nice
If British Union becomes a thing it needs an aesthetic planned capital like Canberra

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What about you? What's your favourite Apu?

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Go to the gym.

Is this worth a read?

At start of day and end of day stand against wall. Chin down, shoulders back. Keep this position for as long as you can. You'll correct in a month or two.

This is one of my favourites.

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Anybody ever tripped over their cat and ended up with something weird stuck up their bum

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Why would Ireland have anything to do with you lot? Ireland is a big brexit winner. Euro and an English speaking workforce? And low corporate taxes? That’s where the Asian and American companies will have their Euro HQs and factories.

How's the vote going to go down tonight then? And the amendments? If you have some keen insight.

Twitter has a lot of noise regarding the whip counts and dealmaking to defeat the 2nd ref and ridiculous Hillary Benn remainer power grab amendments.

I've been using this one quite a bit recently

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Detail the two most insane of these things, please.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

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>labour mp complaining about May repeating vote
>wants to repeat ref

Labour, it's MP's and voters are absolutely retarded.

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>When an Amerifat posts when he knows absolutely nothing about the subject in which he is bullshitting he knows anything about

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comfy

Americans posters are so genuinely uninformed their opinions come off as troll posts

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Do you have the one with only Apu in that pose?

cheers m8s, that'll keep me going, will try them all
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Chris Bryant just did the most cringe thing I've ever seen in parliament. I dont think I can even type it out.

>Trump
>thinks he can give advice on negotiating
>mfw

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I like Trump but I wonder if he realises that him recommending something just makes the majority of people doing anything but that recommendation

Please try user, I'm curious.

the art of the no deal
vs
the art of the no wall and billions for Israel

Lots of American posts read as if they were written by boomers.

Lmao! One and done...

He's a faggot so no surprises there.

qt on right. :D

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>elle fanning reveals...
>kates beckinsale reveals...

Are you a 13 year old girl

Here ya go

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He went into a long analogy about the muppets, spending ages trying to explain it, going into to much detail, about how theres some scene where gonzo is on a wheel or something singing that windmills of your mind song, and it gets faster and faster. after spending ages on that he then just started to read out the lyrics of "windmills of your mind" from a piece of paper.

I might be.

He said Gonzo, but I remember it differently. It was a no name muppet with 4 legs that were spinning.
But you're right - cringy.

Its not just how uninformed the posts are, its the false sense authority they seem to have also. Even though it is clear as day they know fuck all

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>nurse degree application

nice

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Couldnt even get the right muppet

:)

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I can't quite replicate the semi-decent idea I had last time but this was roughly the jist.

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shhhhhhhhhhhh! soon! ;d

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youtube.com/watch?v=1MnX1wT7BRU

Bryant thinks this is Gonzo. What an absolute fucking fool.

Genuine question, are you on the autism spectrum

Your obsession with trains is suspect

Here's my projection:
Today they vote to extend the leave date.
Next week the decide on a "plan" or a reason for the extension to be presented to the EU. It is going to be renegotiation.
Next week or shortly after the EU will refuse new negotiations and an extension of the leave date.
Two weeks from now, MPs will sperg out but not be able to do much about the mess they've dug themselves into.
Friday two weeks from now, the UK will leave the EU with a crash. Chaos ensues. Lorry drivers will be trapped in their lorries for 72 hours in Dover and Calais.

It's all so sad and senseless.

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Who the fuck would walk through the channel tunnel

The route from Anglesey to Dublin makes more sense and have a high speed train between Dublin and Belfast. Also it being underground would be impossible physically and economically. The London to Newcastle underground line alone would cost hundreds of billions. Also Cardiff to Liverpool is impossible because of the topography

For what purpose though, so people can commute quicker through the endless deanobox sprawl

That would be the ideal scenario

When's the vote?

Easiest solution would be to have a French-style 2 round vote: So, 1st round, 3 options: Remain, No-Deal, May Deal. 2nd round, the two higest scorers from the 1st round duke it out (unless one of the options gets more than 50% in first round). So, probably you will get a 2nd round face-off off Remain v either No Deal or May Deal. That said, I don't want a 2nd ref, but yeah.

half a bong

Remember yesterday, when the anti no deal amendment when through, the media were screaming NO DEAL HAS NOW BEEN TAKEN OFF THE TABLE, NO DEAL IS NOW IMPOSSIBLE

the most important thing is that today when that second referendum amendment is voted down, we do the same thing SECOND REFERENDUM HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF THE TABLE IT NOW CANNOT HAPPEN
for the wind up.
thats all.

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>What is the M62?
>What is the A55?

Sounds good

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>He likes floating bridge tunnels

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So true.

30th

Motorways

Anna Soubry is a fucking snake

what does this say

Think I'll have to only catch up on news once a week until Brexit is concluded - it's too hard on the cortisol levels.

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So, is May planning on tabling her old deal yet again?