Hey Faggots,
My name is Parth, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch Sarumya"
Hey faggots
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>Sarumya
Needs name change. Also we're not all sitting in basements, I'm currently sipping tea and I just put away my tissues. I was going to jerk off but your ugly mugs put me off
Your gf is not attractive, she's Indian. You "people" shit in the street. You rape old ladies while THEY shit in the street. You swim in rivers your false religion claims are "sacred" which you also shit in. You gangrape each other on public transport. Your hatred for potty training runs so deep that entire towns murder people who buy you free public toilets to use. You worship animals, cartoon characters, demons, and American celebrities. You all smell like feces and curry. You are on record as having the smallest penises on earth. You can't make movies that aren't gay musicals. You are a joke. Even blacks look down on you.
You should make it
>Captain of the cricket team
Cont.
You're a starter on your basketball team? Indians are the least athletic people on earth. That's like bragging about being the straightest dude at a gay bar. You're extremely proud that your "girl" just blew you. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. But I guess as an Indian you think you need to brag because for once it was consensual and you didn't need to team up with 20 fellow bus riders to get to the bobs and vagene.
>gf is not attractive
cope
>she's Indian
based. racemixing is nigger-tier
>shit in street
poo in mart
>rape old ladies
based.
>false religion
Hinduism is Aryan faith, don't care about desert semitic cults
>murder people for public toilet use
this is a free country, no nigger tells me what to do.
>smallest penises
bigger than american dicks because jews cut half of yours on birth
>gay musicals
american movies have LITERAL faggots and lesbos
>you are a joke
that's what the Vietnamese farmer said to you when you broke-ass niggas got your ass kicked by ching congs
>even blacks look down on you
american women look up to niggers when they suck their dick
i hate indians but this was good 8/8
9" "forearms" of piss
that chick almost has bigger forearms. such a feeble look. plus why is he allowing her to try to stick her ass out in a photo? so other men can run a batch to it?
pajeet my son...
> dates real woman in 2019
not going to make it
Ok
Burger gets rekt by a Poo.
Btw Poo, you're supposed have your watch on your left wrist, not right. Unless you're a lefty, in which case kys faggot.
Nice face pajeet. Have you constructed your curry gf a bathroom yet or are you just fine having squirters in the streets?
Bahahaha my wife (who's been with me since she was 18) is far more attractive than that chubby thot on your arm faggot!
Lol India < this is your master
Ok
Hey OP. I fucked her!
holy shit, is this board so full of newfags that no-one remembers this pasta?
everyday is a new day full of new friends user.
Hate to break it to you there big boy BUT if my memory is correct , "Your Bitch" IS an escort in Montreal i banged last fall.
And im thinking i wasnt the only dude in Montreal to have my way with "Your Bitch" . But props man she performed like a trained seal.
>Pajeet
>captain of some Indian High School football team
Respect.
How much of a problem is poo on the field? Does poo on the field have any advantages concerning gameplay?
dont spoonfeed the reddit
Wrong.
Americans have smaller penises than Indians dumb fuck.
Indian:
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US:
ITT:
White guys who wish they had a girlfriend, a girlfriend who looked as her, and looked as good as him, hating on this based Indian.
The guido one is funny but this one is just boring and terribly done. I'm sorry, this pasta is shit.
>going to pubmed to search for dick sizes
amerijeet, this is how you just spoiled our name by practically showing you have a small penis
Looked as good as her*
You dumbass. I was SUPPORTING YOU. The studies show that Americans have smaller penises than Indians.
stop literallly falling for 2004 guys -.-
>shit was so cash
>me and my bitch
Please stop trying to emulate the degenerate manner of wh*Teoid speech, the last thing we need in our bloated cesspool of a nation, already brimming with all manner of low caste subhuman Darvidoid pigs, is a hipster wh*Teoid pretender conversing in their ebonic garbage.
let me tell you something, dick size doesn't matter until you get to the sex part and i can tell you're virgin posting.
i had a friend in college with a really small dick (no homo, roomate, walked in on him when he was changing), and no not like 4 inches, like a microdick, to the point it seemed abnormal. his dick was basicaly a button.
that was a revelation because all of us thought this dude was a 10/10 chad. i mean, every third week or so we'd see him with a new girl. only at that moment, i asked him, "uh, how..", and came to the realization that he never really fucked a girl.
still he wasn't sad or anything nor was did he seem embarrassed, he pretty much did everything else. i guess kissing and smooching was enough for him.
newfag get out.
*to me, not all of us.
More power to you Raj. Just tell your cousins to go back to India so they can make their own country better.
lol
all that is true but at least they invented the "O". Also, the rivers they swim in are full of rotting corpses. That's all.
Pretty cute gf poo boy.
lol decent b8 street shitter
I'm chuckling a little
>SO cash
fpbp
and also take out the stuff about athletics. you know and we know you are totally unathletic