Why are Anglos so swarthy?

Why are Anglos so swarthy?

The UK is pretty much at the same geographical level as Germany and Scandinavia, so shouldn't they mostly be pale, with blonde or light brown hair and blue eyes?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silures
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telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/04/11/did-romans-leave-genetic-legacy-britain/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Kale
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Aboriginals of the British islands were black

They got cucked right hard by rome back in the day

Romans.

meds raped them. feels good when I read about it.

mate you literally have shit for skin and that's not because you bathe in it and wipe your arse with your hand, dirty cunt

Russel Brand's parents are from fucking italy bro

The celts were a swarthy people. Indo-europeans.

Shut the fuck up you lying rat.
We were invaded by Romans and they stayed here for FOUR HUNDRED YEARS.
That's why brown eyes and dark hair is so prevalent.
Fucking lying MUTT.

BEADY

You have those all over Europe, even in Scandinavia.

Pic is what average Anglos look like.

We are NORDIC.

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and to back up this claim u have a picture of 1 man?

great point, well presented.

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Phenotypes like that are an anomaly.

Pre-Germanic Britons as well as later black Irish migration has probably contributed to swarthiness in some inidividuals.

The Romans left virtually no genetic trace.

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Gallokelten got replaced by Germanokelten.

Just to drive the fucking point home, pic related.
FOUR HUNDRED YEARS
What the fuck do you expect? They came and bred and wiped out a massive amount of the original stock of germano-celtics.
This is why Anglos are so powerful. We are the mix of the three strongest Europeans:
>Romans
>Germans
>Vikings

So get fucking rekt.

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Your brain leaves virtually no genetic trace you dumb fuck.

i think that pedo is part jew
he isnt english

Yeah I don't think so. They were here too.

>Britain, 1066
>be blonde blue eyed Saxon lanklet
>Swarthy(tm) French knights take over the island
>couple of skirmishes, couple of massive battles
>blondies lose like the queefs they are
>all their blonde women and children are become our base.mp4
>most of their fighting age men are slaughtered over a few days
Norman Invasion, lit legit

Err, because you have cherry-picked a couple of darkies and generalised it to tens of millions? Doesn't take a genius to work it out, genius.

Scandinavians are Germans interacted with Arabs and Arabs bleached them
Britain didn't

Romans left almost no genetic trace.

It varies. Darker features are probably more "Celtic" (except for red hair, or maybe green eyes). The English are relatively fairer than the rest of the Isles, though. Germany is pretty mixed, too.

To the halfwits of Jow Forums, this makes him a full-blooded anglo.

Original inhabitants of the British Isles (including Ireland) were of the same stock as Spaniards are today.

You'll mostly find them on the west side of Britain (Wales, Cornwall) although 90% of them were replaced by Nordics.

Also, blue eyes is the most popular eye colour in England and Scotland.

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russell brand is a terrible example. he has a micropenis and black hair, indicating asian ancestry. your life and this thread are equally bad and impotent.

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We are not a mix of the Romans. There is close to zero Roman DNA in England.

Just like your da left no genetic trace in your mom when trying to conceive you

Again, there is very little Norman DNA in England. Stop making things up.

Germany is darker than England.

Maybe mixing with spaniards, they live pretty close. Rome theory doesn't fully check out because we all know Romans back in the day were aryans lol

Say it in English.

Was that necessary? Sorry for correcting your false statement I guess...

The reason for the "swarthy British" is here

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I N B R E E D I N G

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Shilling pretty hard for anglos being blonde when all evidence suggests they are actually, as OP says: SWARTHY

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Why do all Canadians look like pic related?

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God's curse for mocking Italians all the time

fucken german swarthoids when will they learn

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why are Britons so fucking ugly ? literally all ranks put Brits as the ugliest people

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Eh? Is this a new kind of stupidity?

Cockneys are mixed with all kinds of shit due to the empire and London being a port for the world, not forgetting all the Jews. Add the fact native Celts were Med-tier and still are in Wales, highland Scots are mixed with Inuits due to Scandinavian sea trade and mass immigration since the 1950s and you get the average Brit.

so shouldn't they mostly be pale, with blonde or light brown hair and blue eyes?

thats literally what they are you dumb faggot

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All evidence being your fevered imagination, I suppose.

was benjamin franklin correct?

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Mosley and John Oliver have confirmed Irish ancestry. Atkinson and Brand likely do too. The only correct one is Prince Charles being slightly inbred.

Probably because of admixture from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silures

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That man is a great swarthy ANGLO, greatest rugby anglo ever

Almost entirely false.

B E A D Y
E Y E S

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you see the same in germany along oldschool people along the rhine and donau. also more curly hair. even the accents are a bit sing-songy like italian.

Oliver is irish, Not sure about Brand or Atkinson though irish are the whitest anyway even if they have those werid black OIRISH TYPES

>SEETHING

Le germanic cherry pick

But there is close to zero trace of Roman DNA here.

>
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native brits like irish are whiter fucken germanic swarthoids

typical kölsch people(cologne)

youtube.com/watch?v=f9UM0eUcUs0

like straight out of sopranos. and its not an act

>Was an amerimutt correct
No, we never are

Not true, there is almost certainly Roman DNA, just not from a common source, its probably too diverse to detect

Average nordic Scottish lass, no Inuit admixture at all despite being next to Danish territory Greenland and having trade with them for 1000+ years

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wtf they loook italian

Oh look
D&C thread
A "why?" thread
>1 post by this ID thread.
SAGA

Indeed. In other words, almost no trace.

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Because we're not of this planet obviously. We came as a graceful response to your prayers in an act of mercy to bestow civilisation to the insufferable primitive people of this planet. Simple as. We created jobs for people, planned out new countries, instilled law and justice in lands, promoted education and gave medicine. Without our industrialisation you'd be living in peasant tier conditions. We gave you the ability of transportation so you don't have to walk everywhere, formed and controlled the element of electricity to power the device you're using now, and above all, invented America for the convenience of getting a Big Mac in just under a minute in every town you're in. I can keep going on.

So it's best that you begin to humble yourself when speaking to an Englishmen the next time you encounter one. Be nice to him, shake his hand, and it wouldn't hurt to to take a bow. Otherwise we might just reconsider, and take back everything you're taking for granted and leave you with nothing. Maybe we'll give it to another somewhat intelligent species, I'm sure they won't hesitate to show us a bit more appreciation.

Because phenotypes are clinal, thats how race works. Lines between where one predominant phenotype begins and ends is very blurry by default. You even get some swarthy native Scandinavians like Alicia Vikander. That kind of variation is just innate to native European stock, it just that one gradually peters out in favour of different predominancies in across regional clines.

The idea that all whites were originally blond and blue eyed and other phenotypes only appeared because of miscegination is pure vargtard retardation.

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Everybody perceive you as Paki here.

david reich thinks it may have been massive but its speculation

telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/04/11/did-romans-leave-genetic-legacy-britain/

The PoBI study Underestimated how 'northern' pre iron age brits where, we used to be like nordics in terms of Yamna DNA, now we are like Central Germany or North Belgium

go to 04:38 when the parents show up. who are still oldschool. and listen to how they talk. sing-songy like italian.

She is a beautiful 100% Swedish woman, I can't find any trace of her being part jew or gypsy as some have queried

The frysians & other northern tribes were free from their influence tho
Ancient dutchies fought them at the rivers

>pure vargtard retardation
There seems to be rather a lot of it about lately.

what causes there swarthyness? Germanoids are a very diverse people

OP image is quite an extreme example but there are certainly some darker Britons.

I think they're the remnants of the indigenous Brythonic people. I can't think where else it comes from.

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most of the "romans" where actually goths

Probably because of the Welsh.

The Romans were Yakubians.

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Brand is a common Jewish surname and is German/Yiddish for "Fire". Most cockneys have Jewish admixture and are proud of it even if they don't identify as Jewish

This is what celts look like.

No, just them. The Romans settled as far as Nijmegen.

brand is from essex where a lot of the Hugenots moved quite recently like 200,000 of them

They didn't take Germania or Scandinavia

average welsh is probably paler than english, although they often have dark curly hair

thats the rivers..

Scandinavia has had Roma gypsies since the middle ages, it's just a very short boat ride from Germany or Denmark to Sweden

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Kale

That's the problem. If DNA-analysis leaves us with more speculation than identification, the trace can hardly be thought of as significant.

Brits aren't dark skinned tho.
What OP is refering to is the dark hair color and eye color

user that guy is Welsh/Jewish, not Anglo

Doesn't make any sense. It's such a part of us that it's difficult to detect because there's no distinction any more.
We're not just part Roman.
WE ARE ROMANS
The admixture is French and Nordic which comes much, much later.
The original Britons were nearly wiped out.

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there is no evidence she has any though, im sure dark swedes exist, look at this guy, looks fucking spanish but the irish are the palest in the world

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BEADY

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Black Irish are just native Celts, same reason the Welsh are so dark. Southern Ireland also had alot of interaction with Iberia due to Catholicism, which could have a big genetic impact on such a small population

No. Just the welsh.
The Irish and Scottish do not.

no the southern shift was massive, we just don't know what caused it, something happened, that isn't speculation, but someone shifted south anglos from nordic to dutch level in terms of southern shirt

I would let her poop on my head

The Anglo Menace.

> I miss that guy.

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England got GYPED
the romans used England as a dumping ground for undesirables, so big gypsy cock layed the seeds down

Yes there are rivers there.