THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS WILL BE A WOMAN

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

WOMYN: 1
MEN: 0
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Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

If there is a man on board that ship, he owes it to humanity to throw her aside and take the first step.

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Transphobic assholes

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

Well she will probably die, so there's that...

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

NASA shut down
Trump Space force takes over Mars mission
first person to step foot on Mars is Chad space marine

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

sending a peak condition female astronaut as a sacrifical goat to be assraped and then bred by space allens from Mars.
ebin :DDDD

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Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

Implying NASA gets to Mars first

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

No, it will be a Chinese man.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Going to have her vacuum up all the dust on the surface before the men come do the real work?

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

I bet there won't even be a white man on the mission lol.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS WILL BE A WOMAN
sending out a guinea pig before the real astronauts
yeah sounds pretty logical to me

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

I'd rather it was a Chinese man than an American woman

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

says organization that isn't even capable of reaching low Earth orbit itself
The first person on Mars will be non-American, that much is sure

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

NASA
I can safely tell you that NASA won't even come close to being on Mars to even begin making statements like this. China, Russia, France and even Saudi Arabia are years ahead of NASA when it comes to spacecraft. They pretty much have to pray for Musk to come up with something to get their genderqueer asses into space again.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Then Russia gets there first, followed by China. That or spaceX sends Elon there so he can claim Mars for his corporate empire.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

Lol, the Chinese are not going to put a woman on Mars.

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

"First Sun Colony 100% African American"

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

It will either be a black Muslim or a transgender of course.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Could still be a white woman. Not good enough.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

WE DIZCOVERED MARS N' SHIET

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

First person to attract space bears with menstrual blood.

FUCKING SCIENCE!

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Nah I bet there'll be one white guy but he'll probably be gay or a Basedboy

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

Also futurism.com/putin-russia-mars-2019

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

op should be killed for spreading equality

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Guarantee she says "one small step for wamen. one giant leap for wamenkind."
The world nukes itself in cringe and penance.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

or a transgender of course.
ay man a tranny woman is still a man
so not really a problem

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

No human will ever set foot on Mars. We will nuke ourselves first.

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

You know it's most likely going to be a one way trip right?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

Not if papa Elon has anything to say about it

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS WILL BE A WOMAN
When it happens it will be one small step for a ma'am, one giant leap for ma'amkind

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David Adams
David Adams

Should have been a shemale. Transphobia in SPAAAACE

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

According to the left if a man identifies as a woman, she simply has a female penis.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

tfw she starts smearing her period blood on the xenomorph to protest his patriarchal Point of view

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Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

It will probably be Russia/China collaboration. It will definitely not be El Republica de Americano

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Assuming that the fucker could drive

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

Because she was looking for the fucking moon.

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

I love how science is above hateful identity politics

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Assuming the fucker could drive

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

I ope shes raped by martians

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

Currently considered that if done, would be without question a one way trip.
Promise that a woman will be doing it.

Looks like someone's going through a rough divorce.

Cooper King
Cooper King

It's a suicide mission, not happening.

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Ayylmao

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

NASA
Can't even relaunch an Apollo Program
Already planning for the first Woman on Mars
Fake and gay

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

if thats what theyd like to believe, i guess
though the fucker will still bald just like anyother

but as i said, even its a tranny, its just a male incognito
the ayys will understand lol

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Is NASA still pretending that they matter or are relevant in the age of SpaceX?

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

believing the rocky planets meme

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Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

Feminists are already worried about a sexist Mars
"“How can our future Mars colonies be free of sexism and racism?” is the headline of science writer Martin Robbins’ piece. “The white, male European conquerors of the New World and 19th-century American pioneers of Manifest Destiny still colour the space age,” the sub-headline reads, “so is it a myth that we’ll turn nice on Mars?”
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Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Elon Musk go home.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

No it won't, it'll be a tranny and they'll be the first MtF on the Mars stage set

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

does operator error caused crash landing count?

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

implying it won't be Kushner

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

it's fake, no one has even been to space; let alone the moon.

you are fully mkultra'd if you believe in this total ballshit.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

They aren't going to be able to fake the Mars missions anytime soon

Colton King
Colton King

so where can I donate to the People's Republic of China Space Program?

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

First person on the moon was a man because men did it.
First person on the moon will be a woman because... men did it.

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

If there's any doubt NASA is just very expensive fake news.

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

Same and I hate chinks

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

It will certainly be a man. What business does a woman have on Mars?

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

5 bucks they don't make it past the moon

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

It's technically quite stupid to send women to space, in the first place.
you need gravity to get the menstrual blood out of vagina.
Now, they keep them from menstruating chemically. It works for short trips, but for a long journey, I don't think it's healthy.
women have irrationality periods, because of their naturally swinging hormones.
Even the most sane and balanced women could be classified as insane, if examined during the height of one of those "moments". This alone would cancel the idea as stupid to any rational scientist.

Women could travel in space, long distances, only in artificial coma.

James Scott
James Scott

new missions always result in many casualties
I see what this mother fucker is up to. I'm 100% for this. Send the entirety of Tumblr on the first mission to Mars. Please!

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Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Would not be upset if lander crashes or explodes.

John Cooper
John Cooper

I mean we always sent chimps first.

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

dogs and monkeys went to space before men did. because they were expendable. put 2 and 2 together, if you can.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Trump does good thing
user, I...

Camden Price
Camden Price

NASA Boss should be fired. He is incompetent.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

We should let women be first on the sun.
first to land on mars
Never landed on moon
But Mars is possible
Nasa be making shit up and pepo be eatting it up.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

long duration space travel is stressful it will only work with an all male team a mixed team opens up to many bad possibility and women don't work well together the first team on mars will be all male with a crew between 4 to 12 people

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

They should send Heather Heyer to add to the available biomass.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

Is Polish wetworks:
Submarine with screen door for reducing weight of oxygen tanks -- just open door

Rocket to travel to sun at night

Prototype folding rocketship to emulate way moon change shape in sky

Woman astronaut for first on Mars

Wodka fueled boosters

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

These sexist feminist SJW should be fired.

Dumb statement, when most of hte technology and effort is done by men.

It's like putting a monkey in a car and applauding hte monkey, while humans put the monkey in the car and created the car.

Elon Musk's crew could reach Mars earlier.

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

Good. I’d rather them risk a woman’s life and use her as a lab rat.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

You are retarded.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

the first person dying of Mars radiation will be a woman
works for me

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Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

Lol

James Adams
James Adams

France and even Saudi Arabia are years ahead of NASA when it comes to spacecraft
show flag

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

fpbp

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

Why must they pander so

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

send women on possible suicide mission
she dies
shitstorm ensures
And then NASA budged will be cut even more than their cocks. A job well done.

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

NASA is obsolete. The future of space travel is in the private sector.

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Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

the first person on Mars will die young. I hope it is a woman. I can't wait for the freakout whenshe realizes she's trapped there with no way to get back.

a trip to mars is one way

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Women shouldn’t be allowed to do anything. They fuck shit up and are dangerous.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

Elon Musk will get there first

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

They pretty much have to pray for Musk to come up with something to get their genderqueer asses into space again.>>
Elon Musk wanted to orbit Mars, his team couldn't. NASA could do this easily. For bigger contracts they wanted him to find a reason to orbit Mars, but he backed out and went with aa flyby. Its not a simple thing. Russia has had most of their deep space probes fail at shit like this, slowing down and orbiting a planet. Same with everybody else, except the EU, because they work hand and hand with NASA on the big issues. Shits hard, and they lost the space race in more ways than one after the early lead, orbiting planets and working rovers is a few of them.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

this but unironically

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Brody Walker
Brody Walker

That's why it ain't happening anytime soon. It'll take much longer for a woman to be able to. Delaying progress for the sake of "equality". Love it.

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

That's sexist.

It should be the most qualified.

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Of course it will. They're still writing the script and building the set

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

Kek let it be a trans woman. First person on Mars has a penis, but it's a feminine penis. Vaginas butthurt.

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

SpaceX will be the first to get to Mars, so they will probably get to decide who's first. Of course that's assuming the whole secret space program conspiracy thing isn't true, in which case the Nazis were the first humans to go to Mars.

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

This!

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Nah, earth is located on too remote region on the Milky Way galaxy that we are never able to travel any cool places -- on our own.
Instead, at some point we are initiated by superior rulers and actual architects of all space and time. To be able to reach places at great distances, it can be done only in the realms of spirit and soul. Physical stuff can be transported, but only if they too are shifted to higher realms. There just is very little point to do that.
Then we get to go places.
To do this, we need to:
learn how to be rational
learn how to have basic polite manners
learn to use and think logic, reason and facts, in a way that we don't even know any other way of thinking. Think Spock, but with great sense of humor.
we need to find God, truth about Him.
we need to find the Son (chief architect) and the truth about Him
to learn the truths about these Grand Masters, all you need to do is to give permission for them to reveal them to You. No public stunts, just close the door behind you, sit at ease and declare your intention to grant permission. Things will start to happen. To some, very gradually. To others, in a heart beat. They know you already and will determine the best way to approach you personally. They aren't interested in churches nor teachings nor priests. They are interested in You personally.

Do these and you could go space traveling in no time.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

This. NASA is already too incompetent due to the forced hires to be the first one.

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

That was a case of $$ not tech. Musk has the tech to launch a shuttle reaching far beyond Mars.

What he doesn't have, is the massive supply of Jet Fuel needed for that mission. The fuel would probably cost him close to the production of the spacecraft itself.

Parker James
Parker James

I hope she's black too, we need the most oppressed person possible.

Quick, find me a black female gamer.

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Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Mars needs women.

youtube.com/watch?v=TIWm7N1EKw0

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

NASA outright stating we're never going to Mar
You select the most physically, mentally and psychologically fit people from an extremely exclusively limited pool. You have to go through all sorts of training and evaluations to become an astronaut, but it would be the funniest shit ever if virtue signaling some dumb nog woman through caused the rocket to explode like the Challenger 10 seconds after takeoff because Shaneqqua pressed the wrong button.

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Me too I used to be so patriotic and into space and now I wish a meteor would land on yelllowstone and just end us.

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

This.
If the first person on Mars isn't a black disabled genderqueer furry, we should defund NASA immediately.

Fire up those sock puppet accounts and let's tell NASA they need to virtue-signal way harder.

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

Noone is going to mars anytime soon

youtube.com/watch?v=SGLg1oahAsg

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James Russell
James Russell

lost blueprints to apollo rocket
lost moon landing footage
somehow this same government has the storage at the smithsonian to house square miles of nigger relics
Fuck this whole country I wish Putin would nuke us nobody would do anything to him the Europeans would cheer. Come on Vlad you've got bunkers for your people do it it's a small sacrifice to save the world just make sure you glass Israel.

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

Bridenstein is based!!!2!!!

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Bentley Long
Bentley Long

Could you imagine the global butthurt if that happened live on TV

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

How dare you call it Mars you patriarch it's Venus 2.0 now bigot.

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

Men are from Mars...
Take THAT patriarchy!

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

mfw it will be elon musk
mfw first mars-born child will be male
mfw when no face

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

fpbp

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

that one exasperated nigger all the way to the left
I can hardly imagine how insufferable working with those people would be.

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

We're totally going to Mars trust us never mind that we can't even do a flyby of the moon anymore.
And you actually believe this? I'm not saying what's real or not real but it's been as long since the Apollo missions to now as it had been from the Wright Brothers to Apollo. Can you show me another field where humanity has lost ground in that time?

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

206239258
The funnest part? In the official photo they edit him out can't even have 1 black boi working gotta only be lazy ass cunts.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Well another good reason to de fund NASA

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

That is literally just to flex on the world that our tech is so good, we can send a wamen into space and bring her back that is so successful it can withstand the wamen on her period.

Also you are bigots.

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

Why waste a good astronaut on such a feat anyway when it'll be a one-way trip death sentence? I don't mind women getting some retarded accolade for that

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

moon landing fake and gay
never had man step on moon
mfw we can flip this agenda
redpill feminists saying that they technically would be more based by being first to space

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Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

Can we nominate Ellen Page?

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Absolutely haram

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

they plan on using automated landing procedure i guess.

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

Guinea pigs!!!!

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

why do you want to "redpill"?

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

SPACE FORCE

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEBgjQIekE
SPACE GANG

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

“Time to remind humanity men are the best sex. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. I’m the first mutha fucka on Mars bitches”

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

They're going to sacrifice a woman?

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

Woman first to step foot on planet named after the god of war
Fitting.

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

okay everyone men and women are equal
all races are also equal
but dont worry women and minorities will get stuff handed to them for being colored and or having a vagina

Finally true equality

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

takes 6 months to get to Mars
literally impossible to save you if something goes wrong
sending women instead of monkeys

Lmaoooo monkeys are more important than women at this point!

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

and theres goes any hope of seeing that done my westerners in my lifetime

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

So the first person to die horribly very far away from home is going to be a woman. Landing on Mars is dangerous as fuck.

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

Lesbians, I'll watch that with popcorn.

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

I don't think you realize how hard it is to keep sock puppets from being banned.

William Adams
William Adams

4 million bucks says they dont make it to the fucking moon much less past it

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS WILL BE A WOMAN
if men deign to put her there

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Imagine if he raped her. It would be hilarious.

What are they gonna do? Send a fucking rover to gently tap on the door?

Captain, is Sol 756! Please stop raping Pilot Stevenson. And there was no need to use the rover drill on her!

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

implying Mars mission won't be completely faked.

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

NASA is now a LARP club. They aren't going to do shit. Private corporations will be the first to land in Mars if that ever happens.

If they plant any national flag at all the day it happens it will be purely a facade to protect their interests in Earth.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

not if elonchans rocket gets there first!

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Going to be a lot of tranny corpses in the red planet then.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

The fuel would probably cost him close to the production of the spacecraft itself.
Absolutely absurd. He could use Kerosene at wholesale prices, LOX costs $0.16/gal.

Saturn V used 906,000 gallons of both combined.

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

woman here
I'd say let us to something for once in our pathetic lives but I don't want a woman to be the first person to die on mars. Keep her on a leash if you have to.

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Blake White
Blake White

space
jet fuel

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Angel Allen
Angel Allen

tits or gtfo

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

More, I want a landscape shot, these images dont perfectly match because of the perspective cutting out the left of the hill.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

women's only success is to steal men's toys
they can't even possibly grasp why men want to go to Mars, they just want to be first to post a picture on instagram

Call me when something interesting happens.

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

woman here
fagflag
You are NOT women
tits or gtfo
NOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLZ NO TRANNY TITS GAHHHHHHHG

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Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

live tv
on mars
GL nigger, unless you launch a satelite into orbit illegally to pick up mars waves and it doesn't accidentally get shot down you will always get after action reports straight from the powder room.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Lol if they send a nigger the woman and him will just make gorilla babies the whole time and won't even make it to Mars

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

(you)

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

dont people realize that the first live mission to mars is a one way trip? hell. the first ten missions will be one way. im sure the women would be devastated when they realize that after the first 5 weeks

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

This reminds a little of the space battle scene in The Three Body Problem

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

how? only a 6-8 month trip with a return window every 2 years. Those are far, FAR better odds than sailors had when trying to find the new world, finding the northwest passage, circumnavigating the globe, or just going off on long naval campaigns like the Napoleonic wars

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

I can only imagine if they have man and women in a cabin for a travel of 3 years.

John Wood
John Wood

It's current year and no Western country is going to send an astronaut on a guaranteed suicide mission.

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

fpbp

would be the ultimate proof than wom*N are subhuman

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

black female gamer
Not diverse enough you shitlord.

James Nelson
James Nelson

I don't think you understand that there are scripts to set them up, subscribe to a ton of content, create legit looking posts and if you don't sperg out, but instead look like a run-of-the-mill batshit insane SJW you can get away with it for a LONG time.

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

t. incel

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

I guess China will be the first to arrive on mars

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Yes because of men

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

we're going in 2026

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

SLS is never going to launch.

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

We are already there and it was not a woman.

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Gavin White
Gavin White

""Women""

Sure thing Adam....

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Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Maybe. It's going to be at least another 10 years before SpaceX is in a position to do it.

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

The entire crew should be women.

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Adam White
Adam White

i feel bad for the nigger

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

I hope it ends up being a trans woman, selected for its superior male attributes.

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

Then we should sabotage it to make sure they fail

David Scott
David Scott

GET IN FAGGOTS

jowforums.com/thread/206240129/politics
jowforums.com/thread/206240129/politics
jowforums.com/thread/206240129/politics

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

the pic doesnt match what the link quotes NASA as saying
wtf
what kind of propaganda is this?
purposefully misrepresent and outright lie about what was said
to what...
get more views?

pathetic

just gonna say it
shouldn't have women on first mission to anything

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

NASA has already been to Mars in the 70s, found alien ruins, now they're covering it up

NASA Never A Straight Answer

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Wants all of the glory but none of the risk

woman confirmed
also that rocket was built by males

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

"excuse me miss but the ships coming in too fast, you'll have to fire the engines so you go upwards away from the ground"
"why would we fly up if we want to land, don't be silly teehee"

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Likely, it won't be 2 hours before she claims that a martian or the Curiosity rover raped her.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Good send all the fat ones and ones with tattoos.
thx NASA.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

the most capable candidate should go to mars if its a woman so be it.
if the most capable candidate is not allowed to be the first on mars then lives are being put at risk

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

Underrated. If engineers are also women they'll never do it kek

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

Oy vey what about the Jewish women of color who deserve it? I bet it's gonna be a goyim white woman

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

MFW they can't prosecute him for rape because it happened in space out of jurisdiction

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Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Mars becomes a ZOG within a decade

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

first person on Mars
a woman

I disagree

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Eli Evans
Eli Evans

So a bunch of men send a woman to be "the first person on Mars" and it's a womans achievement? It's obvious without the men in NASA there would be no chance of anyone on the moon

William Brooks
William Brooks

This is exactly why NASA isnt going to Mars. They are hopelessly lost to identitarian horseshit like this, instead of any semblance of mission centric, laser focus development.

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

the reason is because the trip to mars will take months and whoever gets there will have to stay for at least a few months or year (before they can return), and women are smaller and consume less.
it's entirely and economics problem.

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Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

Dude no joke, a sock puppet account names like Versace something said "sheboons" and black posters thought it was hilarious. In response to that white guy punching out the black girl

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

it's entirely an economics problem

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Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

The usa can’t even keep boeing jet aircraft in the air. Low iq brown people and incompetent women have fucked everything.

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William Ward
William Ward

The russians or the Chinese will get there.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

the chinese have entire towns of highly trained dwarves, roasties btfo

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Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

Why stop at one. I say send them all.

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Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

How many times

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

Xenomorphs are purely matriarchial.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Use midgets, they. Use less food and air

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

Bitch please, elon would have already terraformed mars before nasa reached it

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Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Well, "she'll" be "female" is probably a more accurate prediction.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

ZergZergs at marsMars

John Walker
John Walker

"There's a woman I met who's a little dwarf, she's only been here four months, and she's already got her own mushroom to live in. Now you tell me that's wrong."

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Adam Price
Adam Price

Would love to see women crossing a bridge made by women

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

NASA isn't going anywhere. No really.
They keep moving back the mars mission and pretending there's going to be one.
If we reach mars it will be corporations like Space X doing it or the military.
NASA is a fucking joke.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

kek all the work was done by men and its a women's victory

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Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

implying social justice will be in style by then
implying that boss will be working by then
implying anyone will keep that promise by then
Big keks all around

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

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Jose Scott
Jose Scott

Already happened

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Jace Wright
Jace Wright

I know nasa is getting more faggot every day

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

FIRST PERSON ON MARS WILL BE A WOMAN

Trip to Mars will now take twice as long as they now have to stop every hour.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Caring about anything after the KINO first movie.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

nice vpn faggot ... he is a (you)

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

NASA boss
implying a mission to Mars will even be ready by 2030.

Going to Mars is not like going to the Moon. Considering NASA is mostly men and SpaceX will probably be there first, this ain’t happening

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

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Zachary King
Zachary King

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Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

It's going to be a Chinese man

Landon Young
Landon Young

if a woman is the first person on mars i dont want to live anymore

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

Good job, NASA. Made me root for chinks and ruskies.

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

This is just common sense, as long as you are colonizing (no return trip). Sending mass up into space is expensive. You could send a man and a woman, or you could send a woman with semen. You could even send semen from several different men to increase the genetic diversity of the founding population.

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

WHO THE FUCK IS NASA...?
Mars is bulshit/....

nasa fucks are gay fags, WOMEN ARENT ALLOWED ON MARS./

STAY THE FUCK OFF OR YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE WIPED OUT.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

good

i dont like arriving home and having it all messy and dirty

bitch better clean up Mars before the men arrive

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

WOMEN ARENT ALLOWED ON MARS
Then you will need to develop artificial wombs to unlock the planet.

Michael White
Michael White

Chimp status: saved

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Nicholas White
Nicholas White

implying humanity will ever set foot on mars.
sorry bucko, we are headed full throttle toward resource depletion and societal collapse

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

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Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

resource depletion
That shit needs some engineering and economics. With a White minority the free ride of progress and wealth will fade away

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

I think he's still under maritime law since the spacecraft is registered in the US. Maybe the commander could arrest him in his authority as a captain? It's a legitimately interesting legal exercise

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

Woman
Person

Choose one

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

be black
dream to be a spaceman
dream to work at nasa
A clean sweep through college
instantly get job at nasa
Realize spacemen don't exist anymore

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Fine, but a man will be navigating the shuttle.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

be black
dream to be a spaceman
dream to work at nasa
A clean sweep through college
instantly get job at nasa
Realize you have been selected to lead the spacechimp crew
Be first chimp Mars

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Well, the first time they send a living creature to outer space it was a dog, now we are sending bitches. Send anything else besides a healthy and well abled man.

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Let em.
youtu.be/njloMiAWlrc

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

The first snuff movie filmed on Mars will be targeted at heterosexual males.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

But wouldn't they bleed all over the place?

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

Absolutely, ONE GIANT STEP FOR M A N KIND

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

assumed women will be dumb enough to die on mars

Women are smarter than men. No woman is gonna be like
85% risk of horrific death. Sign me up!

Not if china gets there first.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

There us only the laws if physics in space.

Rape is free game

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

That's why they will send an all female crew. We won't have to worry about a woman setting foot on mars for a very long time.

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

This.

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

suddenly...
...elon

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

Oooh Open first take out on Maws flee derrivery cook to suit

Juan King
Juan King

NASA = 70 years and can't go to the Moon

Germany = made it to the Moon in 10 years

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Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

tell the Chinese what to do
I don't think they're going to listen to xir.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

Ironically, there's almost no reason to worry about niggardly behavior in space simply because the moment any crew member starts getting violent, or sexually assaults a crew member, or starts shirking they're responsibilities, they're going to find themselves having an *accident* that involves their safety tether inexplicably detaching during an EVA or a capsule randomly decompressing with them inside.

Space doesn't have time for anyone's bullshit - the moment someone becomes a threat or a liability to the survival of a crew and the success of a mission, shit is gonna get taken care of one way or another.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

At least there will be sandwiches when the men arrive.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

this is criminally underrated

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

Underrated
Based and redpilled
Absolute truth. The CIA already proved this to be possible through the gateway process

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Ayden Long
Ayden Long

but what came first, the chicken (female human), or the egg (offspring male human)

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Damn that's a good joke on mutiple levels

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

And she'll never come back.

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

As if anybody is relying on the Amerimutt to make it happen in this day and age anyway lol.

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Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

mein soul
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiitttttt

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

I will go out and set a liberal college on (censored by the European Union) if this happens

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

Time to invest in tesla, we need to have meritocracy led us to the Mars. I would be ashamed if in the future documentaries about space travel would constantly keep mentioning inclusion, empowerment, etc.

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Why stop there, why not make the entire Mars project women? All women engineers, welders, interns, operations, office work stuff. Think about it... I mean, you're not a sexist, right? This is a chance to make history, we need an all women Mars project like.. yesterday. :)

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Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

90 percent chance of man in wig.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

can these even be considered achievements anymore?
this is something id think twice about doing it to do a fucking 5 year old in a race

women didnt even invent tampons for fucks sake why do they insist on deluding themselves this far to use literately everything that were designed, experimented, tested, and trained by 99.999% men and go yaaasss woman power.

the only reason a woman is getting there first is because a man let her, run that through your pea brains a few times. and then do that a few more times.

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Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

*Germany made it to space, sorry

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

the first PERSON lmao

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

Implying the breakaway civilization isn't already there

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Why? Did they find a kitchen on Mars?

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

send 100% women to mars so in 5 years the radiation turns their eggs into fucking goo

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

Mars needs fertilizer to grow shit, might as well send some bitches that are disposable

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

they can return
They can't and they won't survive there for long. It's a suicide mission.

Leo King
Leo King

pretty sure china has the earliest planned manned mission to mars.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Don't even joke about that

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

NASA is a fucking joke.
And Alex Jones says NASA is the Nazi shadow government that serves aliens. (Everyone needs to stop listening to the guy, clearly. He's either batshit crazy or wants to poison the well, thus hurting our cause.)

James Nelson
James Nelson

That would pointless since it's impossible to survive for very long on Mars.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Send a Pajeet with her. Alone in space with a girl that space engineer will show his true colors

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

It's not intelligence, it's cowardice. Women are defined by their insecurities and weakness.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

Are they sending a virginal sacrifice to the demons on mars?

John Bennett
John Bennett

This.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

the only mars a woman can discover is pic related when they're making the rio rojo
they'd probably celebrate the first menstrual dump on the way to mars by eating candy and drinking space wine

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Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Pretty sure they made penal colonies illegal user

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

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Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Tests for first astronaut in mars takes plaes
only women allowed
male astronaut declares himself a girl now
he must be accepted
gets the highest score in test
is sent to mars
after leaving the spaceship for landing, he declares himself a man again and lands in mars
women seething for eternity

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Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

"“How can our future Mars colonies be free of sexism and racism?”
mfw

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Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

mfw

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Connor Walker
Connor Walker

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Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

Ever seen those survival island videos of men vs women?

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Can't wait to watch the flaming wreckage spiral and impact the planet..

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Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

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Easton Morris
Easton Morris

FUCKING FAGGOTS
Basing shit on GENDER & NOT on Merit.

WHEN are we ovening this liberal tryanny...

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

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Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

The first death on mars, will also be a woman.

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Why don't you want it to be a jewish male, Moshe?

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Russia or China will get there first. Or SpaceX. Nasa are never gonna put the first person on Mars.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

men will let woman take first ride in the first Mars ship they build. GIRL POWER!

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

I don't think losing one of your vital crew members is smart. Honestly, a women would have to put up with the sexual assault do to the implication and just wait until they get back home.

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

women are smaller and consume less
completely ignores their higher hygienic needs.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

NASA boss says
Lol nasa sucks and hasn’t done anything in a long time. Other countries like Saudis and Russians and Chinese are way superior than nasa. They want white men to engineer a spaceship and plan this mission so that they can plant a roastie. It’s a really stupid idea, anyways. Who cares about a big red rock.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

I dont care man or woman JUST START THE EXPLORATION ALREADY AND SEND THE FUCKING ROCKETS! ENOUGH OF DEM PROGRAMZ FOR FUCK SAKE!

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

What the fuck is the point of sending somebody to mars. The voyage to the Moon was just a dick measuring contest with the Soviets. It accomplished nothing. Money should neither be spent on welfare schemes or Mars, but rather on genocide.

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

why not both genocide and expansion? inner planets, moons of the outer planets, it all rightfully belongs to us

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Julian Walker
Julian Walker

The first person on mars will be a woman. A woman who rode a rocket built by men, on a course charged and calculated by men, in a suit designed by men, and sponsored by an organization run by men. Women truly can do everything.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

should we send the best qualified?
nah let's show everyone how "progressive" we are

lol maybe they'll just have women as actors, brie larson will probably be there

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

The first person to DIE on Mars will also be....

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

accomplished nothing

Its above your pay grade citizen
Dont worry, top men are on it

Joshua King
Joshua King

Russia has had most of their deep space probes fail at shit like this, slowing down and orbiting a planet.
that's easy, just rotate the vehicle 360 degrees in the opposite direction and burn normal to your apoapsis.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Id send all the non whites to build
One way of course

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Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

Who put her there?

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

NASA and Muskt trying to go to mars is racist, they want to go to mars because there aren't any black people there,

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

If they were equally trained and capable, they'd lighter, smaller, and fit long haul spacetravel better because of that. Sooo.. sure?

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

orbiting planets and working rovers is a few of them.
it is because their reactors suck?

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

blow mars up

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