How would you rate my face Jow Forums.
I've been struggling with issues in regards to body image ever since my early teens and never quite grew out of it. some days I think I look decent while other days I feel like I look like a literal walking pile of shit.
I'm not looking for pityposts, if you want to roast me go right ahead. I just want to know how other people perceive me without sugarcoating it.
(Sorry if this isn't quite an advice post, I just didn't know where to post it)
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Would bang
Not sure if serious or trolling, but gave me a hearty chuckle there. Thanks user.
Nothing wrong with your face, 7/10 imo. Consider getting an haircut
Nice dubs, was going to ignore otherwsie. You look pretty plain, a 5. That's a 5 on a bell curve, so I guess a 7/10? If your face was an exam, it's a C. But C's get degrees my dude, and in this context C's get pussies my dude.
Fuck off go to Fucking nu/adv/, we don't tolerate this shit
Ur cute and handsome. Would date
>I just didn't know where to post it
In any case not on Jow Forums, you retard. I've saved your image and will attach it to my posts occasionally from now on, so you retard learn your lesson. That being said, there's nothing wrong with your face, a solid 6/10.
I'll take that gladly. Thanks for your honesty anons.
First thread on soc
> "Let's see those big dicks"
I somehow feel like I would get severely trolled when compared to adv.
You look like a blond version of a guy I know. He has a girlfriend. I don't know if that means anything to you.
That's why you go to the rate threads retard. It's not hard to use your brain
Femanon here, i would say you are cute 6/10
You need more light in your eyes. Or soul. Something. Physically attractive, though.
That's nice of you to say. It's hard for me to take these compliments though.
I get both of you, I guess I never really thought about it because I never visit soc.
It's probably just a coincidence, I have no gf and I'm pretty sure we're not in the same country.
Naw I'm saying you look like a guy who could get a girlfriend
He's not a female he's Ted Cruz, don't bother with him.
>or soul.
Oof. Not to be melodramatic but you're more right than you think.
Thank you user.
Oh I see. I haven't had much luck so far, but hearing you say that feels nice. Thanks.
Fuck, you got me.
you look like the dude from the film Powder with hair
Wait, are you talking about pic related? If so, I'll take it.
I was posting that kid but thats not me, lol. Was fun while it lasted tho.
Pic is me
You're a special kind of retard.
Based lawliet for shitting up a shitty thread.
Stay + gurl
Oh look, how did I get your picture?!?
Hahah, this made my day
No you
I posted that pic on fa, i can post time stamp too
>I can post timestamp
You won't and we all know it fagg
Look man, sorry to burst your bubble but the person whose pictures you're posting is a guy, found his social
You look like you'd be really hot if you liked yourself. You have good features but you look either unhappy or bored in your own skin. I could just be projecting because your eyes remind me of my own from a few years ago though
hot
And here's a picture you haven't posted as proof
Find someone else to larp as Ted Cruz, this is a guy you faggot
>filename
topkek
Wow, you found my insta, good job, stalker
Please stop posting this shit here and fuck off
I'm working through some things, I guess me making this thread is part of that process.
A comment that I get sometimes is that I have "tired" eyes, and I get what people mean. I've come to accept it for what it is for the time being.
Also, this feedback is invaluable to me, and I thank you and every other user in this thread for it.
How can it be instagram with that filename?
I genuinely don't know if you're just dumb or absolutely autistic at this point.
It makes me sad that you'll never realize how dumb you actually are.
Next time do some research on people you're larping as, this guy doesn't pretend to be a girl nor is he trans, he just looks feminine. Saying "femanon here" with his picture is stupid.
Timestamp
I am male (female)
Lol but this is me user, i was just trying to help this man, and then you attacked me for no reason
No Ted, is you sorry
There is no timestamp user, it's not his first time larping. Check He's just really sad.
Ok give me like 5 mins
Lol, thats not me, you probably mixed that guy with my real bf
Your retardness has no bounds
To be fair, you're giving him attention. Either that is actually them in the photos, or you're just feeding the troll.
Ok if i hear you one more time i am not posting the time stamp, this is your last warning
>Either that is actually them in the photos
Then you're just as retarded as he is.
Just look at this shit: he doesn't even bother with the watermark.
>Ok if i hear you one more time i am not posting the time stamp
It's ok.
Get a more stylish haircut and get rid of that white people pucker smile
I never said that was me lol
What haircut do you think would look good, I'm completely blind to these type of things.
Also, with "white people pucker", could you maybe specify what you mean?
I'm not really an expert at that kind of thing either.
You can either do trial and error, or go to a good stylist and ask what their opinion and trust em.
>Also, with "white people pucker", could you maybe specify what you mean?
When you laugh at a monkey in a circus you're not giving it attention user
Oh god, I never realized I did that.
Only monkey here is you, nah i take that back you are a insult to monkeys
epic
Thanks user
That wasn't a compliment
What was it, than? Sorry i only have 159 IQ
So I take it we're not getting a time stamp
No this guy broke the rule i gave
Go ruin that board some more. Some of the largest threads on desu archive were ironically face threads before even that place had some mod troll the users by banning r9k face threads.
Soc isn't even Jow Forums. That's like saying discuss politics on pol of which is redd*t.
People posted their faces on here constantly. Old trips, eggman on the r9k of all places, you're being a newfaggot that's all.
Only namefags have ever been annoying and for some odd Jow Forums tolerates that gay shit.
Nice
So you're larping
No
You look normal, a bit autistic. Nice hair, stop sleeping 6 hours a day.
Until you prove otherwise. Everyone will think you are.
I dont care, until he doesnt apologize to me i am not posting my face anymore.
What ever makes you happy bruh
I think you're cute OP, would sit on your face. You remind me of Purge, a dota 2 caster.
Fuck off Larper
Your hair is fucking terrible, get a cut simular to this and you'll look alot better
Face is fine, fashion sense has alot to do with percieved attractiveness too, I hope you don't dress like a NEET.
Good looking man Hope you get a good wife.
If this thread is still up when I get home from work i'll do a shitshop of you with this haircut, ETA 5-6 hours
Waking up to this was sorta wholesome in a way.
I'll take "looking normal" any day of the week, thanks user.
Just woke up from 4 hours of sleep, so can't really argue with you there.
>would sit on face
Oh lord, nice. I also see the resemblance, probably mostly in the hair though. Thank you for the kind words user.
Again, I'm a terrible judge of image, this also applies to fashion. I wear a lot of button up shirts and jeans at work, things I'm comfortable with really. When I'm at home it's mostly hoodies and sweatpants.
Also gonna have a think about my hairdoo, thanks user.
Hearty kek
Thank you a lot user, this warms my heart.
it was satire. You look dead inside and your face is fucked up. False hope.
Dang, a bit harsh but I'll take the criticism. Thanks user.
Alright. Well. I'm no Venus, but I'll take a stab.
Your need a new haircut. I don't have any specific suggestions, just that you need a change.
Wash your face once or twice a day if you don't already. Exfoliate once or twice a week. Moisturize afterwards. Toner optional.
Smile in photos.
Angle camera so as not to emphasize your Jay Leno chin. A short beard may or may not help.
Dress decently. Wear clothes that fit, have a sense of style, but don't forget you're a Joe Schmoe who will not look good in the weird shit you see on strikingly hot people with very lifestyles in photos.
You're not bad. A little goofy, but you'll be fine if you style yourself better. Good luck.
You're certainly not ugly, I wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Corey, you're fine.
This was extremely constructive, thank you. I'll take this advice to heart.
I'm glad to hear, many thanks user.
Thank you for the kind words and hearty laugh m8
You're welcome. Goodbye
cr
Average guy.
Can find average girl and have a happy life with 2 or 3 kids in a surburban neighborhood. Whenever I see random couple photos, it looks like you.
Jordan?
You look good. I can't say you're bad looking guy. You're worrying too much.
This is the hope I'm holding on to, I think I'd be happy with that outcome.
No sorry, I'm also not American/britt
I thank you for saying so, it really helps.
New haircut and you good
Jow Forums here
you better be lifting, also ditch that haircut and go for a sidecut, you have a strong jaw so leverage that and don't give yourself that 40yo midlife office cubicle haircut
i mean it looks like you don't lift you're a fuckboi necklet, take the neckpill and start doing deadlifts, just research proper form and start with small weights first. Don't actually feel awkward about starting with babby weights else you'll hurt yourself.
Also train traps to further take the neckpill
here
you could be chad and a sick cunt
now lift and don't neglect your social gains also
you look like a dork honestly.
a forgettable dork.
based neckposter
>Jow Forums here
That makes you LESS of an authority, not more.
You look kinda like a younger Toby from The Office-- I think it's the bags under your eyes. It could be worse! Smile with your teeth and maybe get a nice haircut and you're in business, dude.
>seething necklet
fucking lmao
Take it from me bro, you're looks are at the point where your personality will make it or break it, in other words just be a cool dude and life will be good
Saved.
Do I really want to look like Cronk though?
I will try to get the gains, if only to get better confidence. What are you guys's opinion on supplements like Wey, yay or nej?
Brutal, but I thank you for your honesty.
I find it hard to find a haircut that I like and one that fits, but I'll try. Thanks user.
Grow a viking beard and come back
I don't know sbout "cool dude", but I strive to be a good person and someone who is fun to be around. Thank you for the advice user.
It depends on your current diet. You will likely need a little more protein source in your diet if you want to add muscle and aid in recovery but you can get the same thing from chicken breasts, cheese, milk etc.
It's not just physical gains, it's a physical foundation on which to build a happier smile on that face.
4/10, on a good day you might pass for average.
I don't know what you can do besides cosmetic surgery or getting swole/rich to offset how your face looks.
Sorry.