Brit/pol/ - FUCK CATHOLICS Edition

REALLY?!?!

A LINE TOO GOOD FOR MY LITTLE SCHEME OF MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE?

RIGHT, OFF YA GO, 'AVE A LINE THEN

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because you're gay

>Why is British food so shit?
>implying

Got ta git in shape for the summa, innit? Goin magaluff

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More like SHAGALUFF WAHEEEEEEEEEY

Really Bongi?

Hope you like muh pic

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Yes. What's so great about Austrian food then?

"An iceberg, Sir.

I put her hard a-starboard and had the engines full astern but it was too close, I tried to port round it but she hit."

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I actually have to agree on the women part, I dressed as a French maid for a fancy dress and ended up looking better than the women there.

Was a moment of truly what the fuck proportions.

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Nigga what?
Schnitzel, Sacher Cake, Wiener Sausages, Kaisersmarrn, Apfelstrudel, Kloß, Tafelspitz, Tiroler Gröstl, Käsespätzle, Buchteln etc. just to name some.

Fucking kek, that sunburnt norf is amazing

I heard that the Vikings took all the pretty ones.
Yeah you have some handsome dudes like in the movie/music industry but all your women look ugly and very weird almost inbred.

It's always really wrong seeing a 10/10 Chad with a women that looks like a Serbian Gypsy.

>I dressed as a French maid for a fancy dress
Westie?

Who the fuck is Westie?

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cripplechan personality from West Yorkshire known for dressing up like a French maid

14 days

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No, Londoner here.

I'm from West Yorkshire and if you ever called me a 'Westie' in person, I'd have to call you a nonce

I've never heard that whatsoever in my life

also, a bloke from west yorks wouldn't survive his teens if he dressed up like a maid

We hope, looking like an extension though.

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Yup, Italy and the Visegrad are gonna give you the No Deal Brexit and the Remainers are gonna hang themselves on the 29th!
Kek at gif

Do you think we in Britain don't have things similar to those thing?
Try looking up Chelsea buns, Eccles cakes, Bakewell tarts, apple crumble, Eton mess, mince pies, lemon posset. And those are just a few of the sweet cakes and desserts.

>I heard that the Vikings took all the pretty ones.
That's a dumb theory. I don't know where it came from.

>all your women look ugly and very weird almost inbred.
Don't know where you're getting this from.

Thanks lad.

Britain has pastry, confectionery and meat dishes too but they don't have foreign names so people like you feel fit to deride us

>build english parliament in york and declare our independence
>invite every non-londoner to become an MP
>allow london to stay in eu and build hard border around it
>evacuate the monarch
>nuke london
>freedom

why dont we just do it lads?

u wot m8

Interresting, the more you know!
I always thought you guys eat dirt in a bladder, but i think that's a Kilt Nigger thing.

because yorkshire independence is better than that idea and the yorkshire party are quickly gaining ground

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lots of fish/seafood as well, you should look up James Martin's Great British Adventure, shows the great/fresh produce there is

Honest non meme question to the Anglos here, do you feel connected to the American Dixie people who are of mostly English descent?
I for example do feel connected to Germans in Namibia or Argentina for example.

And is Britian really filled now with Niggers and Arabs, or are just the cities filled with those shitskins?
Here in Hitlerland, it just the cities and the country site is pure Austrian.

I like when they go mental over our food names
>spotted dick
>faggots

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Yorkshire men wont achieve anything because people cant understand you or take the accent seriously. Its the same for most regional accents.

i hope you do go independent. as a lancastrian i look forward to conquering you and bringing you back under english rule.

>spotted dick
nah who told you they're lyring

WOULD YOU LIKE A CHEESEBURGER BOBBY SANDS

So who has the webm of Liz gyrating on TW then?

and its a good excuse to nuke bradford and rotherham.....and sheffield and leeds.......and 'ull

not really to the first part, I don't understand what you mean by feel connected though

the second part, london is split in to different boroughs for example, i think all but one of them are under 80% white british and that was the last census. It's a mix up of pakistanis/Caribbean blacks/african blacks, mostly live apart from eachother too in different boroughs, newham for example is full of blacks, hounslow full of pajeets

It's very bad already, no idea how it will change. Literally need nukes dropped on these cities

Kek that would be hilarious in German
Entdeckter Schwanz, Schwuchtel.
Son did you like the faggot?

On This Week twitter account

I have one Greek Orthodox Church locally, rest are more liberal.

Well if you feel like they are part of your tribe, i don't know how to explain that.

And how is it in the country side?

>implying lancashire could conquer yorkshire

You forget that the House of York were supported by Lancastrians and the House of Lancaster were supported by Yorkshire.

>Most trustworthy accent.
itv.com/news/calendar/update/2013-09-26/yorkshire-accent-most-trustworthy/

>" In fact, it is believed that Yorkshire accents are most strongly associated with wisdom and intellect."
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/8162209.video-you-can-count-on-the-folk-in-yorkshire/

take me to hawaii

I think they would probably feel more connected to england than vice versa. There's no bad blood though, just don't really think about them

It's beautiful as are the national parks

So the country side is still English then?

ozzies and kiwis are part of our tribe. yanks and leafs, less so.

yeah absolutely, I wouldn't be surprised if they started incentivising the coloured folk out there over time, not that they'd contribute anything anyway

Well the Dixies sure as shit are your tribe dude, they even honor their English heritage.
But most of them are Rednecks though.

wtf is a dixie?

R8 yo

>you material hedonist
get fucked you emaciated hippie.

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They tried that here in 2015 during the migrant crisis and non of the Niggers/Arabs stayed they all went to the cities.
The country side is scary to the shitskin.

First Newcastle, then the world. McDonalds doesn’t stand a chance.

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North Yorkshire is 98% white and looks like this.

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It's disgusting, isn't your new leader pretty good now? I remember seeing something about him being part of a nazi youth party or something as well haha

I don't know what's real from fake anyway

To be fair to the Scotwogs haggis is really nice. I'd recommend it.

Really dude?
Even their flag is based on the Union Jack and you Brits build them the USS Alabama for the Civil War.
The South if filled to the max with English city/town names.

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try a cheeseburger bobby sands

how many migrants do you have and how many have your imprisoned in your basements as sex slaves?

kek

No connection at all.
They are as foreign to me as any pole, poo or paki. Don't hate em but I care for them either.

Here is the tiers:
>Wales
>Scots & Irish
>Australians & Kiwis
>Canadians/South Africans
>Gurkhas/Portugal
>gap
>Everyone else

Well the Chancellor is a more old school conservative, like Ronald Reagan for example.
Our Vice Chancellor was a actual Neo Nazi and member of the forbidden Neo Nazi military group Junge Vikinger (Young Vikings).
He is the real guy behind the Chancellor as well as our Interior Minister (huge anti semite).
Pic related our Vice Chancellor Strache.

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Only 12, most of them are just Syrian cutes.

Going Austria soon to pump some of your women with the BBC (Big British Cock). Rate my chat up line:
>hey femanon nice shoes
>t-thanks he he he
>that’s a strong accent you have there, where are you from?
>austria
>well then, gudday m8, wanna put another shrimp on the barbie ey

Guaranteed to be swimming in clunge.

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Kek, our women are pretty into Latins, Hungarians and Balkanites so your chances are not very high mate.

aesthetic and sounds like you're in better hands than most

I got hounded by Austrian women in Bregenz, they love English blokes in Austria

my sister's mate is kipping over tomorrow apparently so it looks like i'm getting pussy boys

Yeah saw that shit. I look German as hell too. Will hopefully bump into fellow beit slags or frenchies.

hey you retards have a license to be stupid and continue your anti-catholic death spiral?

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More? Just in general?

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8yr old's dont count

shes 16 like i reckon i can still fuck it

grass on the pitch innit

I’ve been there years ago and unironically ended up with an Australian for the entire holiday but the locals were chatty I noticed.

>hot latvian cuties forced into prostitution coz of brexit uncertainty

maybe we should extend a50 a bit longer after all.

What about the Dutch?

>reckon shes 16
>innit
as long as you pakis keep it between yourselves idgaf.

I think theyre just more flirty and touchy than British women. I had a great time

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What's Vienna like lad? I'm there for three days in April staying in the Naschmarkt. Expecting it to be expensive

I’m sick of explaining to poles that i voted brexit to get rid of pakis.

Tin foil for the knife handle

Tin foil hat for him

pakistan isnt in the eu you dumb faggot.

What about them?

the torries will reduce all immigration innit

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>British politicians

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lol

nice tits on liz

they say british girls are hot

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lads what the fuck have you seen this