My sister took my anal virginity a few years ago (wish I was fucking joking) and since then I got an anal fissure and everytime I shit it hurts and I bleed. Whenever I feel like it's healing and go to shit I can feel something tearing in my ass and then it hurts and bleed all over again.
Is there any way of healing my asshole without surgery ?
ANAL EXPERTS HELP
Noah James
Michael Carter
Blueboard u knob
Austin Collins
Oh shit my bad, sorry anons
David Phillips
Wait where am I supposed to post shit related to my health besides /b/?
Carson Cook
Hemmoroids. Get cream if it wont help surgery. Next time dont put things up your ass you donkey.
Lucas Murphy
Wait , what , how the fuck , you live in Alabama OP ?
Nicholas Morris
Next time don't be a faggot, and you won't have to pay the consequences of being a faggot OP
Alexander Walker
I was badly constipated and she forced herself so she could "help" me. I know how it feels like to get raped now
It's not like I was actually spreading my asscheeks and asking to get fisted user
Ryder Jenkins
Is it really hemmoroids ? I don't think this is it dude, it's like a scratch on my asshole that just doesn't heal
Austin Adams
Wash your ass after shitting with water. Yes it's hemmoroid.
Noah Lewis
Washing my ass right after I'm done ? I basically do that everyday when I take a shower and it still hurts like hell even a few hours after shitting and it doesn't do shit
Samuel Peterson
Wash your ass after taking shit. No toilet paper. Use either hand or something very soft. Water need to be cold. After this dry your ass and apply hemmoroid cream. If it wont go away after two weeks it's surgery time. Or you can live with it.
Gabriel James
I always shit at work tho...
I'm so fucked
Thanks for the tips tho, I'll give it a try
Asher Richardson
top fkn kek OP please explain the full story of how you took a strap on or fist fi to the ass by your sister.
Dominic Walker
I'll try with a greentext, easier this way
>be me 16yo
>Pokemon XY just came out
>start playing
>hear tummy rumble loudly
>tummy's been rumbling for a few days but only gas came out
>ignore it and keep playing for a few minutes until I feel the urge to shit
>something's wrong, it doesn't feel like a regular old shit
>go to toilet to release the monster
>push
>hear squeaky noise
>push again
>it squeaks again but nothing come out and it fucking hurts
>feel like a dog toy or something
>come out of toilet to tell mother about the situation
>she tells me that she knows what to do
>go back inside toilet to try and push the caravan out until she comes back
>still nothing
>hear knock on the door
>finally
>open it and I see my nurse sister with a pair of gloves on
>pic related
>I feel like my life is in actual danger
>tell her that I'll shit no problem and tell her to fuck off
>she blocks the door forces herself inside and then inside me
>cry, it fucking hurts
>porn lied to me, being fisted is fucking torture
>after what feels like hours she pulls bits of poop out my ass and I'm now able to shit
>after she was done I couldnt sit on my ass for a whole day from the pain
>it still fucking hurts to this day
>regularly being made fun of for what happened by family members
>they all know
>hated sister since then
And that's basically how I got fisted and lost my anal virginity to my sister
Adam Ross
good ole family bondings with fisting games.
Nathan Jackson
I don't think your sister should be a nurse.
Justin Taylor
why didn't you just get a fucking suppository
Brandon Carter
Bastest thread of Jow Forums
Evan Martin
Lmao holy shit man I’m dying over here. One of the best green text I’ve read in a while. Did you atleast cum? That sounded pretty hot you fucking fag lmao
Nathan Rodriguez
>Blueboard u knob
Biology isn't NSFW, retard.
Christopher Jenkins
Been a long time since an honest greentext appeared, assuming you aren't larping. I have no idea how to solve the issue, but I wish you the best of luck OP.
Carson Perez
Thanks man I wish I was fucking LARPing dude, I fucking wish...
Blake Young
What the fuck is a suppository supposed to do in my situation ?
I'm glad my suffering made you laugh you fat fuck and I'm not a fag for getting fisted. That shit was clearly against my consent
Lincoln Gray
>What the fuck is a suppository supposed to do in my situation ?
make you poop
Christian Mitchell
I'm pretty sure the only thing that makes you shit water when you're constipated is an enema syringe
Luis Smith
Stool softener available at drugstore will keep your shit easier to pass and less likely to tear