Tfw got a voicemail from my local FBI field office telling me they wanted to interview me first thing this morning...

>tfw got a voicemail from my local FBI field office telling me they wanted to interview me first thing this morning about posts I made on a forum
Wtf did you faggots do?

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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show them this

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upload the voicemail or it didn't happen hun

Hahahahahahah america the land of the free...kek

Tell them it was satire ya dumb fag

FBI will never call you to ask for something. Fuck off you dirty mutt

lmaaaooo

everything posted here is satire

not illegal to post here must be for something else

Tell em to get fucked, they can come to your home and interview you, and make a slamfire. The time for peace is over. Your freedom or your life? Which is it coward?

this happened and OP is not a faggot

Big if true

Was it "David" of the Mumbai office of the FBI?

>FBI called
>Not just breaking in, shooting your dog, and leaving

Tell them it's okay, you were just memeing. They will understand.

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Say it was just a joke

act retarded and make it look like you have mental illness and you have assburger syndrome or something

b-b-but we have the second amendment

It's probably not a very big deal, if you aren't a literal bastard they'll probably leave it at "dude just fucking please stop."

Do an hero

alt right peeps getting shipped to guantanamo soon. have fun faggot.

op is trolling u guys
the fbi shows up out of the dark like the glowniggers they are
if they want you they take you
only cops call you in for questioning

Op is literal 1 post by this id nigger sliding good threads

You’re a fucking dumbass. Just called my local attorney and left a voicemail to ask what to do next.

Tell them to be at your place at 9:00. Have a good, concealed position outside of your home, and when they show up, snipe them.

You’re glowing

Why would you post about the FBI on the forum that you’re convinced the FBI is investigating you for posting on?
>Hope you go to jail, coward

Tell them you did it "for the lulz" it should sick every time!

Q predicted this