"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Rolling

Shit

Roll

Rerollen

rolling

ROLLING

rolling

I am still a true Hans

Rolling.

Is that purple?

well, better than being of the tribe

Yea I'm fucked

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rolling

I don't want to be a gay communist jew

.

Fuck off with these shit threads faggot

roll

Rollinggg

Doing it

rollin

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rolls

Oi

Give me white

rollin for shits and giggles

Rolling

fuck, well atleast they have pools.

Would you rather i Jannie post?
I can do that if you really want to clean up my shit JanJans.

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What'ever I am will lose the culture war

>eastern front
oh no

Reroll

Pls mr hitler don’t shoot

Dammit

roll up

ok

>*fingers crossed*
>not a jew this time
rolling

Based

roll

Rolling

ay vay

rolling

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Roll that shit.

Ich haben meine papier, danke

rolley

for da faderlund

Oy vey.

Rollin

look at the bright side, atleast you have me to rape your gay polish ass all day

Everything should be in order, mein Fuhrer.

Pottery

Guten abend

Bend the knee nigger

commiefaggot

the Reich allows gays into its ranks? hey boys

rolling

juden raus

yay roll time
big money
big money
big money

fucking shit

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Is OP based and redpilled?

sheeeeeeeeeeeit

Sieg!

Rolly polly Olly

Rollinnn

rolling

I can deal with that, better than being a nigger.

Here they are.

role

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...

Panzer crew member reporting in!

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H-heil hitler

This time, not one brick will remain in track in Stalingrad.

Sheeeeit

Please let me through, I have my papers

Fuck Niggers *honk honk*

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lol

He's here.

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Why is it Ihre and not Ihnen?

Roll

Heil hitler

He's a good goy...

Rolin

I would probably be an italian soldier then wouldn't I. Not looking forward to Bardia.

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yote

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rollin rollin rollinnnn

Rollin rollin rollin

Reporting

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Send me to hell, Adolf

My what now? I'll have you know, I make the rules 'round these parts, sauerkraut.

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Hello sir, may I pass?

remove kebob

woohoo

Rawlin

This again.

You should be going.

interesting

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White power

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