PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AND THAT'S A GOOD THING EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Issues First VETO for Natl Emergency 3/15/19
youtu.be/98qq4Wj8BZY
>Pres Trump arrives @Pentagon 3/15/19
c-span.org/video/?458826-1/
>Bannon on FBN 3/15/18
youtu.be/b3L5U8lWbcY
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/15/19
youtu.be/DZKShovnzCQ
>NSA Bolton outside WH 3/15/19
c-span.org/video/?458836-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on C-SPAN 3/15/19
c-span.org/video/?458794-1/
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on FBN 3/15/19
youtu.be/u5Zy56I4WZQ
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 3/15/19
youtu.be/xpMe1pEBfto
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FoxNews 3/15/19
youtu.be/Esl0jlSduDo
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/665637/
>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/665689/
>This Week@State 3/15/19
youtu.be/FYbePeNEABI
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Shamrock Bowl Presentation 3/14/19
youtu.be/vU4hxTtgkK8
>Pres Trump departs US Capitol 3/14/19
c-span.org/video/?458796-101/
>Pres Trump @Friends of Ireland Luncheon 3/14/19
youtu.be/A7glfp4DW8k
>Pres Trump meets w/Irish PM Varadkar 3/14/19
youtu.be/hxiTMzyaUOk
>Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar 3/14/19
c-span.org/video/?458805-101/
>VP Pence @St Patrick's Day Breakfast 3/14/19
c-span.org/video/?458795-1/
>VP Pence on F&F 3/14/19
youtu.be/BBzNdoIjabM
>DHSSec Nielsen on F&F 3/14/19
youtu.be/cA1ZRNqYJ-Q
>FDACommr Gottlieb on CNBC 3/14/19
youtu.be/Ab6vAr0Q2dY

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MAGA

FIRST TO AWOO

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hey that's my screenshot!

SECOND TO MAGA

>still shilling
Fucking cringe

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Reminder that Yang fears robot workers because he knows they will come after him for being a commie chink.

How would the world react if the shooter was a cute girl?

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Not only is Donald Trump a globally successful businessman with real estate and television to go along with his presidency, but he is also one of the greatest singers of our generation.

youtube.com/watch?v=dKTl1RCQB_Y

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Breaking news: President Trump signs EO declaring that anything below 5'8 is manlet territory, and signs another EO declaring all niggers be nuked.

How would the world react if he shoot up a furry convention.

Your Baker's Guild membership will be in the mail shortly.

And it's a Jew who's enacting all of it.

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They'd ignore it!

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Some 33 dollars a day

Pls be my qt shooty waifu

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>How would the world react if the shooter was a cute girl?

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FRENCH ACCENTS IN OSHKOSH WI
FRENCH MUSLIMS IN OSHKOSH
FRENCH ACCENTS IN OSHKOSH WI
FRENCH MUSLIMS IN OSHKOSH

FRENCH ACCENTS IN OSHKOSH WI


Went out last night and spotted alot of weird shit, Muzzie DJ with a french accent that kept coming in and out, he was in the bar with 5 or 6 other guys who looked like him, I spotted a car that had 4 inside and one scanning out the window, every bar we dropped into had at least 2 in a group mingling and scanning

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Miller is somehow an anti-jew. He gets death by getting in the back of the oven.

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The yangwanggangbangers came back when it became clear that the Kebab Removal was not going to change US gun laws in the run-up to a Presidential election.

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Beto would be calling it a hate crime against Otherkin

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>"I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet. Hanging a clock. The porcelain was wet. I slipped. Hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to, I had a revelation! A vision! A picture in my head! A picture of this! This is what make Socialism possible. The Marxist Capacitor!"

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>MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES, BY THE NUMBERS
MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES, BY THE NUMBERS

** ** **

NUMBER OF MILES OF WALL BUILT ON OUR SOUTHERN BORDER SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN PRESIDENT:

ZERO.

** ** **

NUMBER OF MILES OF FENCE, BOLLARD OR GARDEN TRELLIS BUILT ALONG OUR 2,000-MILE BORDER SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN PRESIDENT:
26.
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NUMBER OF TIMES TRUMP HAS CLAIMED ON TWITTER HE'S ALREADY BUILDING THE WALL:

16.

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NUMBER OF TIMES TRUMP HAS COMPLAINED ON TWITTER THAT CONGRESS WON'T GIVE HIM FUNDS TO BUILD THE WALL THAT HE SAYS HE'S ALREADY BUILDING:

30.

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NUMBER OF WALL "PROTOTYPES" DESTROYED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT:

ALL OF THEM.

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NUMBER OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS ENDING THE ANCHOR BABY SCAM -- AS TRUMP PROMISES WHENEVER AN ELECTION IS COMING:

ZERO.
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>MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES, BY THE NUMBERS
MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES, BY THE NUMBERS

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6811259/Trumps-border-agency-admits-built-ZERO-new-walls.html

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>Holo supporting communism
>Ever
Even as a meme it disgusts me.

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>Your Baker's Guild membership will be in the mail shortly.
What an honor! I will do my best to conserve /ptg/ for future generations.

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Report that to DHS, not /ptg/.

>This are things being discussed
Still being discussed.
After 3 fucking years.

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those dollars are about as likely as S3

>He still supports Trump when a better alternative exists
Pathetic.

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>baby's first multiculti experience
sorry it had to happen this way user but the whole rest of the world is like this too

Good thing your governor started handing out driver licenses to illegal aliens huh

>had to have a (kinda cool looking) ban stock on his gun instead of the evil pistol grip
>49 dead
>hindered in no way whatsoever

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>dropping the mags
Super kawaii desu

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Remember to subscribe, lads

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The discord trannies are behind these generals, and they're PAID to shill for Trump. We need to get them off our board.

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MAGA

Holo believes in capitalism. Everyone knows this.

Shit talking aside: isn't that how the term "Eureka" was formed? Some dude just slipped in the bathroom and hit his head?

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Keyword being 'cute'.

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Real yangism has never been tried, friend. Hope you're having an amazing one. I wish I could pop down to my cheers bar or downtown for some scotch eggs and Irish car bombs.
youtu.be/QwVjTlTdIDQ

That's what they said about Trump. Also S3 exists in all our hearts.

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She did nothing wrong.

Good guy. In every great struggle through history, Miller is there fighting the good fight.

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>>had to have a (kinda cool looking) ban stock on his gun instead of the evil pistol grip
Sadly it's a fucking meme with poor build quality. Jow Forums was very excited about the CQR when it first came out, since attractive thumbhole stocks are rare.

>muzzies in Oshkosh, WI

What the fuck is going on there? That's supposed to be a sleepy, comfy town of 60,000-70,000 people

dailymotion.com/video/x3utov0
SHIP THOSE NIGGERS BACK.

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>UBI is communism
>taking the meme seriously
cringe

a brief history of memes on /ptg/

>/ptg/: haha meme
>the left: REEEEE HOW DARE YOU! HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU!
>/ptg/: lol
>LATER...
>the left: MEME MEME MEME OH I SURE DO LOVE MEME LOL MEME MEME MEME LOOK AT ME MEME
>/ptg/: are you retarded
>the left: MEME MEEEEME MEEEEME AHAHAHAHA MEEEEEME MEEEEME IT'S MEME ISN'T IT? MEEEEEEME AARGH MEME

Is he a pedo?

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How many of you would of been on board for a Weeb/otaku crusade on Furfag?

>fake discord screenshot

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>MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES
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>MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES
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fucking safe space plan trusting general
glad this nigger is losing in 1 year and this cope thread moves permanently to redd*t

>MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES
MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES
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MIGA DISCORD TRANNIES

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The intention of creeping gun bans by parts it to make things increasingly expensive, complicated, and inefficient slowly. Soon enough it could be California/NY style and be a smooth stock which would be a massive disadvantage.

they were fucking everywhere looking super motherfucking sketchy, I think somethings going to happen

Have one with the URL visible, moishe.

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But I thought you guys said this could be faked?

Yang will make anime real, unlike Trump

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>206583784
>206584203
>complete and total meltdown mode
Ahh it's gonna be a good day

nah he eats the disposed children.
no child left behind.

Yeah pretty much

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What do you think of this meme, friend? :)

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twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1106907445006401541

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No, the term as used in English has roots in the folk story of the Greek philosopher Archimedes discovering water displacement and volume relationships.

Thats disappointing, not that I’d ever buy one
True

>not True Yangism
oh god please meme this
>WE WANT YANG MAO!
WE WANT YANG MAO!

206584338
You were a one hit wonder, YCSTT. Your le potato trumo meme is as gay as it gets

wtf these MAGA trannies are out of control

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You guys already proven to use that you can fake these.

What brought the yangwangs back?

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People got bored of Brenton.

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This though he was in the tub at the time

based and redpilled

Yang will always be alive as long as MIGApedes are constantly afraid of him

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Things have been going pretty well for me, actually. Just got myself a semi-promotion at work. Wish I could do the same to celebrate with ya.

Sorry, I forgot you needed to have a licence for fun over there.

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This kills the MIGA boomers

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>shills still going at it on a saturday
Reminder that pic related will always be your existance

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They got spooked because of the shooting but are now going back to the shill routine.

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Its Saturday and mommy is heating up the tendies

Imagine winning so fucking hard that losers flock to you

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And it seems like they are now doing what they accused.

Brenton is /ourguy/

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>working

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DAMMIT

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this thread of doing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_(word)

>Eureka (Greek: Εύρηkα) is an interjection used to celebrate a discovery or invention. It is a transliteration of an exclamation attributed to Ancient Greek mathematician and inventor Archimedes.

>"Eureka" comes from the Ancient Greek word εὕρηkα heúrēka, meaning "I found (it)", which is the first person singular perfect indicative active of the verb εὑρίσkω heuriskō "I find".[1] It is closely related to heuristic, which refers to experience-based techniques for problem solving, learning, and discovery.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
PEOPLE STILL LOVE TRUMP
DON'T LISTEN TO THE SHILLS

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I wish we got japanese memes. With subtitles.

New shift started

on a /comfy/ saturday afternoon
>Reminder that McCain and King Glownigger are dead

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Finding out about water displacement while bathing as the folk story goes, yes, but sort of unimportant. It is greek originally and not invented by the story so much.

Congratulations m8, good job. I'm very forgetful, sorry, you said you abstained though right?

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their done spamming shooter moral threads

>Straw poll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cannot believe there are people shilling for a genocidal chink.

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Das rite

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The reddit heads represent /ptg/

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The true test of shill faggotry was during the shooting hysteria

LET IT BE KNOWN
ALL SHILL YANG THREADS CEASED DURING THE SHOOTING AS THE SJW TRANNIES WERE SCARED AND FLED THE BOARD.

PTG CONTINUED UNINTERRUPTED AS IT HAS SINCE 2015.

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commies worship to this day at Mao's tomb

>people are dying from opioids
>let's legalize opioids
how brave, the first openly retarded presidential candidate

Isn’t that sheboon planning on running for the Georgia senate seat in 2020? Will Perdue hold her off? He seems to keep a low profile and I don’t know much about Georgia politics.

Indeed

last week's wang routine: pretend to be /ptg/ getting seduced by $1000 neetbux
this week's wang routine: pretend to be /ptg/ scared of wang taking away all the neets
either way, spam "MIGA" a lot and scream so loud people can't help but picture you literally tearing your own eyes out in rage