ITT we pretend to be BOOMERS

George Soros is basically hitler, guys.

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>when you're unironically two years after of the cutoff date for boomers

Thank God.

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>pretend
i'm 47

Ban this hacker Jow Forums he's radicalizing the youth.

God dammit! I lost my job after 20 years and I pissed away my retirement funds! Millenials need to pay for me to have a nice place to live! Don't you dare tell me to learn to code. I've never so much as learned a new skill in my life!

Q predicted it.

>Israel
>loves Jesus

thought you were going to insult the Cracker Barrel but you turned it around to encompass the entitled Boomer mentality. 10/10 post, user.
remember, firm handshake when you meet the secretary. also, proofread your resume

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I WAS JUST TALKING WITH BILL YESTERDAY ABOUT THESE DAMN NAZI'S. I CANT BELIEVE THEY WOULD SHOOT SO MANY MUSLIMS. ALL THEY WANTED WAS A BETTER LIFE FOR THEIR CHILDREN. LUCKILY FOR US NAZI'S ARE LEFTWING. WHERES THE APOLOGY, OBUMMER? HA HA HA. CANT WAIT FOR THE FISHN TRIP NEXT WEEKEND
SINCERELY, JIM

i AM a boomer

can i just be myself in this thread?

stupid kids nowadays..... heh

You just gotta pick yourself up by your bootstraps son

I wish I'd screencapped it, but I saw a thread on facebook that was mostly to the same effect. Boomie loses longtime job, can't into financial security because he was using retirement funds for buying boats and toys and shit.

The sheer rage this man was capable of exuding when kids my age told him to learn to code was absolute gold. It cured my cancer.

your rent is due son.

It's that Richard Spencer and his KKK friends that want to destroy America. I'm okay with immigration so long as it's legal. Trump's so called muslim ban only applied to terrorist nations. I welcome muslims from civilized places like Turkey and Saudi Arabia. BTW, how much did your boat cost? I plan on upgrading to a 24 footer.

>we pretend
>pretend
>mfw when this thread caused me to feel old because i'm an actual 30yo Boomer
Thanks user

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you are dead to me son.

i hate racists.

Son, I am disappoint

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Also let me share a Boomer Post nobody in this Thread can top
>mfw i actually collect Boomerposts i come across on Twitter

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got my first external hemorrhoid 2 weeks ago. livin' la vida loca

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stop wiping so fuckin hard then, idiot

i got my second external hemorrhoid in earlier in January
>tfw zoomers will never understand what it's like to be in our boots

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Yeeeep, just thought I'd splurge on the ol' Amazon. Bought this as a joke. Wear it every now an again when going in to the Post Office. Everyone gets a big ol' kick out of it. Especially the ladies ;)

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Oh they shall know our pain, Hans.
Every butthole will end up shattered by the end of its lifecycle.

it's not the wiping. i "pushed" too hard and *POP*, now I am Jazz
honestly, i'm thinking about buying a buttplug to keep it pushed in. no homo
>If you don't love America, you can get out!

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I need to remodel my patio but I dont want to spend too much. Instead of hiring those evil communist unioners Ill just hire jose from home depot. Im so glad hes a christian!

Why are you so racist user? We are all god's children!

What do you mean you dont think the jews are god's chosen people!????

Good things come
To those who fucking work for it
Because we were born in a time before when

I just want to grill god damnit!

quit dairy and grains, eat more fruit and hunt your own meat. thank me later bro

hillary clinton is the devil , alex jones said so on wednesday.

I mean sure Trump isn't doing what he said he was going to do, but at least hes helping Israel. Could you imagine how much worse and how different things would have been if Hillary had been elected?

Huh huh, Alex Jones is fuuuuuneeeey.

>To those who fucking work for it
haha for sure! We have our perfect systems in place for a reason. There's no way any highly intelligent white man could do a specialist business filling in cavities without our extensive dental education curriculum. Only those who work HARD can learn how to do a filling. Yep. Working for it must take no longer than the decade smart people decided it should. LAZY fucking millennials just don't understand HARD WORK these days.

unironically, i think Yair Netayahu is probably a Jow Forums lurker. globalists will eventually want to "diversify" israel
this. alex jones is a self parody of republicans, similar to stephen colbert's old persona

You should watch this video of this guy, his name is Ben Shapiro; he absolutely destroys naive liberals in debates. Jordan Peterson also seems like a good role model for all these boys falling into the snares of leftist identity politics and neo nazis.

no shorter*

Trump is the hero America needed and Q is totally real! These libtard tears are delicious!!

Can you imagine still falling for this Russian agent bullshit? All these investigations determined there was no such association and yet CNN continues insisting and bringing up Putin or Russia whenever Trump is mentioned; all this fake news is out of control, Trump needs to drain the swamp and get all the career politicians obstructing him out, that wall is going to be built someday I'm sure, but we can all rest easy knowing the competent bipartisan leadership still exists that can agree on important issues like helping Israel and dealing with the destabilization Venezuela-they need to be really need liberated from Maduro, Syria too, we can't just leave that place until animal Assad is out!

Preach! The based and redpilled Trump agenda is what the world needs right now. Together with our Greatest Ally, we can get it done. Trump will definitely win in 2020, don't forget that most white women voted for Trump!

>pretend

isn't this just Jow Forumsthedonald thread? I swear everyone there types like a boomer it's disgusting

alex jones is a nice guy, i will buy his products. Look at this video of PJW about woman son, will help you to get ladies

Varg(what kinda fuckin name is that anyway LOL) is a goddang pussy. I'd beat that dumb retards ass in a heartbeat. Even with his fucking stupid chainmail on. Come at me, bro.

I don't care about anything except the constitution.

ikr! women should be able to vote and work!

alex jones is a self-parody of conservatives, like stephen colbert's persona
Oath Keeper, Texas Division reportin' in

What got into that boy down in Tasmania? Leftists these days are losing their god damn minds. Israel would never lie to us. Candy Owens is fucking based. I like Sean Hannity. I sure wish I could see Blair whites penis. /ptg/ is my favorite board Jow Forums

>”this is all just bullshit said the Greg, who’s living off the income of his propety portfolio which includes numerous appartments in the CBD’s of Melbourne and Sydney”. “The Chinese and Indian’s arriving here are good for our economy and an attack like this is reprehensible and not a good look for our country” he said.

FIRm hANDshAke

The only amendments I know by heart are the first and second.

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What else do I need to say?

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Trannies can be fucking based sometimes as long as they are conservative

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I told my 35 year old son how lazy he was the other day. All he does is complain that there's no full time work and how he'll never be able to afford a house. He doesn't even have a girlfriend. When I was his age I already owned a house, 2 cars and was married had 3 kids, and he doesn't have any of that. He should hit the bricks and go into a workshop down the road and ask the boss to give him a job like I did. It's so easy, anyone can do it.
He's also complaining about an 'African Problem', and how it's not safe to go to the shops and because one of his friends got into a little scuffle with a few of them the other day. And how he read scientific studies saying they have lower IQs and higher testosterone, which is why they commit more crimes, What a racist thing to say. It's because they've had a hard life in Africa. They didn't even have enough food and water according to those world vision ads on the TV. I should know, because I sponsor 4 kids from there, and they tell me all about it. And Race isn't real anyway. Africans couldn't build 2 storey buildings because they didn't have Christianity, not because they have lower IQs.

>*Puts on a "FBI: Female Body Inspector t-shirt*
>*sips*
Ahh, Pong. Now THAT was a videogame

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.
#BlueLivesMatter

>pretend to be

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God thats brings back memories of blasting Van Halen while driving my Camaro. Funny how time flies by

-John

bold of you to assume a boomer would know how to use Jow Forums

what will zoomers blast in their Prius?

I love Israel

the lil pump mixtape

H-hey um user, can I ask you for a favour? C-come join this Jow Forums Discord server please, it's a really good server I promise! We can maybe even laugh at the Christchurch shooting livestream together if you did... so join using this link right now:
discord
.gg/668D4MY

cp

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what exactly is the YANGpill?

There are actually retards older than 20 posting on Jow Forums who never got laid,had a decent career or done anything of importance with their lifes......
Kek I just keep drinking and fucking every weekend while you faggs play video games like manchildren,gen z will be multicul and will rule the world boomer faggs.

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