School Shooting (maybe)

Wait... What?

Or answering a phone

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wxyz.com/news/report-of-possible-active-shooter-on-university-of-michigan-ann-arbor-campus

Oh no, how do I survive guys I am on campus

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Holy Shit the Madman was right.

be an hero and neutralise the threat

>Open link
>The anchors are a sheboon and a Jew
>Close link

This is why I disregard modern media.

WXYZ is pleb tier. WDIV is partisan.

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Ha ha ha

Sorry, cucked gun laws means I can't carry on campus

been a while since i've been in college
can someone post the details on "run, hide, fight"
like from a handbook or something
i want to know why it's in that order, and i want to know what they mean by "fight"
and also isn't that basically what the shooter is doing, but in a different order?

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if singles it's fake
if dubz some ghetto gang
if tripz it's a real happening

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broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3913/web

"Even a Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day"

Consider me lucky. It's the nature of chaos.

Also what's with the images ITT? I smell agencies

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Guess my IP got flagged or something

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Run if you can, hide if you can't, fight if you're found.

if it's a white guy shooting start yelling "1488" and if it's a Muslim start akbarring
you gotta know your audience

Large white man in a green helmet was seen fleeing the arena.

*AHEM*

GO GREEN

college fag here. they say to run from the shooter, hide if you cant run, and fight if youre cornered.

>run, hide, fight
nevermind, found it
Commit to your actions and act as aggressively as possible against the shooter.

Recruit others to ambush the shooter with makeshift weapons like chairs, fire extinguishers, scissors, books, etc.

Be prepared to cause severe or lethal injury to the shooter.

Throw items and improvise weapons to distract and disarm the shooter.

imagine being the hero who throws a pencil right into the eye of the shooter and then says "let's roll" and you just tackle him and beat him to death

I am student

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Browse on a VPN homie.

Dude how fucking autistic are you. If a guy has a and you dont your best chance is to run. If you can run because hes blocking the exit then you HIDE like in a locked classroom. If you cant do that then you fight and try to take the gun from him DUHHHH

C-checked?!

holy shiiit, it is about 3 blocks from my house.

your image works for some reason are you sure you're not a fed or something?

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Ok Daddy Yankee

oh wait nvm now I can see images again. I can see that one

probs false alarm, hope it was a drug deal gone wrong or some shit

IS IT PART 2? DO WE REMOVE KEBABS?

Firearms going off in room!

oof I forgot your country is full of niggers

nvm everyone false alarm

Going to be a nothing burger because noone would choose a Saturday as a day for a mass shooting on a college campus would happen during a weekday when people are there for school and work

What's wrong with the images?

Here’s my university’s
>Joepa Knew

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It's mason hall get the fuck off central campus my dude

Scanner just mentioned balloons being popped off in a classroom

Dûbzzz and no one dies

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He went from (((Mason))) Hall to (((Shapiro))) Hall.

Quads and there’s a livestream

Kill those fucking jihad sympathizers he was shooting at the march for the "victims"

50 dead they are the victims

only 9/11 is over 3k dead people

it's saturday

My guess is it's a Yooper who drank too much celebrating St. Urho's Day and discharged his firearm. We've all done that.

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checked
however
the first thing i will do is fight
the other students around me and ill knock them out so the shooter thinks they are already dead
then i will hide
when the cops come to ask me why i did it, i will run
and by then i bet the shooter will have surrendered
to answer your initial question: very

If shooter is white, join in. If not, neutralize the threat.

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twitter.com/TheOfficialPORP/status/1107025762689929217

people were there apparently

Based

oh no fucking way

>U of M has declared an emergency.
Why, did somebody see an IOTBW poster?

Run, Hide, Fight??

Holy shit that's the saddest/most accurate summary of the American brainwashing centers we call schools I've ever heard.

>stay away from mason hall

top kek

I wonder if the shooter shared a livestream link in his muslim chan.

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KEK

are traps gay?

oof

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Have we started the beta uprising?

The fire rises.

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I thought that was Minnesota

Okay they're saying it was balloons but now they're saying they actually see someone holding a gun walking down the street.

>A vigil for those killed in New Zealand was taking place.
oh boy here we go again

MN has the Somalis. We have the Iraqis and Lebanese down in the Lower.

keked

The calm before the storm...

wot? where?

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*honk honk*

picture of shooter leaked

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RACE CAR

hoping for piles of dead retard libshit students and maybe even a dozen dead retarded nigger liberal proffessors

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

Sending atheist prayers

HELP ME HELP ME

*pops balloons*

false alarm it was just a water gun

false alarm
it was just chewing gum

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false alarm
it was my dad's cum.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/27461/web

Sheriffs SWAT team moving in.

kek

>and Lebanese
Ooh mama

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RIP.

Q predicted this

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why is the darkest humor the funniest?

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You poor bastards that blows

clown pepe popping balloons please?