Shooter on University of Michigan campus
Jow Forums humor thread
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DA habbening!
>dead americans
No one cares.
Just honk my shit up
Nigs gonna nog.
False alarm, actually
Strap in boys! Possible Muslim cleansing . Michigan is full of dirty sand niggers
unironically this sadly.
RUN HIDE FIGHT
Source?
>complain about niggers and muslims killing people 24/7
>shoots up schools
>DM i roll for run
>You failed fortitude save
>i use my standard action to hide
>He rolls for seeking, he got you, now he moves
>i charge
Fuck, "run - hide - fight", those security programs and trainings are shitty as fuck
He warned us.
>A bunch of girls popping balloons...
>School shooting
>Its Saturday
????
>run away from attack
>hide with other survivors
>start beating the shit out of the other survivors
assault balloons popping off.
I thought there would be at least a day before the first copycat crime.
This is great
MAN HOLDING GUN
WALKING DOWN STATE STREET
"WHITE MALE BLACK TRENCH COAT HOLDING A GUN!!"
Wew!
White male in trench-coat holding gun!
That's weird.
If you were gonna do a shooting at a school why would you do it on a Saturday
Kek
Well he cant shoot a school when he has to go to school during the week
PLEASE BE A MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE A MUSLIM
PLEASE BE A MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE A MUSLIM
THREAD THEME!
Where are u hearing this??
Bruh, a lot of people go to uni even during the weekends to use the resources, be it labs or tech shit
Shapiro hall
please! make it a Muslim retaliating or a White engaging in removalism!
>borrow tens of thousands of dollars to get a useless degree
>get shot
lol
NO SHOOTING
(((shapiro hall)))
Except you do
And you never stop talking about it
You care almost as much as we do
THIS
this sounds exactly like my monologues as i drive to work, only i dont record them
> Ben Shapiro
or at least named after a Jew
police scanner. multiple reports of white male wearing a trenchcoat.
Mass SHOOTER gets ABSOLUTELY destroyed BY facts
>Weekend
guaranteed nigger drug dealers
SHOOTER PHOTO LEAKED
>PIC RELATED
>RUN HIDE FIGHT
>drumpfs america
>go to college in this crazy inflation times
>get shot
Suspect looked homeless; had a cigar in his mouth and really shitty hair and a patchy beard.
Wasn't that guy in prison already?
They just no shooting has been done though. Just a white male in trench coat with weapon, no big deal haha
What are the gun laws in michigan? He doesn't seem to be heavy armorized like the guy yesterday.
Any muslims involved? Please be a muslim
mossad keeps breaking him out to commit more atrocities
he escaped
what a fucking chad
normal faces for the media boys quick!
Okay, this is epic
He got captured, but you can't keep the Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv behind bars for more than a few hours.
1-3 RUN
4-6 HIDE
7-9 FIGHT
No stream yet?
No, he just keeps getting away with it
That picture is just excellent. Sums it all up perfectly
He wants a cheeky squeeze at them tiddies, Anne Frankly he's not the only one.
>1-3 RUN
>rolls triple 3s
You should become an athlete
reminder news.coffee exists
just threw some sausages on the grill
333 FOR RUUUUUNNNNNN!
Also no shots have been fired at this time according to the radio chatter. But we have great potential right now!
daily occurance
I’m there at UM. Multiple shooters started shooting at NZ mourners on diag.
>Shooter on University of Michigan campus
Where's his livestream link?
Send video footage
Why is he appropriating white culture by using a gun created by white men? I am so TRIGGERED!
Bullshit. Proofs now or larp fagget. Nothing has been said on the radio about chatter at all
Current student
Seems to be a false alarm, they've almost finished checking the libraries
man this guy is working overtime last couple of days
pls maek it real
There seems to be no shooter after all. Probably just a rabbi/imam trying to capitalize on the New Zealand thing.
Fucking fat midget double chin nigger.
Uh, my friend from university of michigan just posted a regular picture with a friend on Instagram 4 minutes go? And the location said University of Michigan...?
*honk*
KEK! TOP AUTISM.
He needs to start selling Brainforce if he wants to compete with AJ.
Scanner sounds relaxed, hearing of library being clear. Seems like it was nothing after all.
based ban everyone from the chat stream
I didn't know they were doing an advertisement for Ready Or Not
IS THE SHOOTER
URBAN?
TURBAN?
OR VIRGIN?
Instructions unclear, those who ran from active shooter hid in a different building together and started fighting with each other.
It's probably a false alarm
>sadly
t. California
According to local media, it happened during a vigil for the mosque victims.
This guy gets it