Who else eats oatmeal for breakfast?

How much oatmeal did you eat today?

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highest quality your mom has had

1/2 cup dry, organic steel cut oats. yesterday i put 1 tbsp butter into it, today i did not.

Steel cut oats master race

I mean she usually listens to the radio but okay

Thatta boy

Thatta boy

i usually just have coffee and a few tablespoons of unrefined coconut oil but then again i'm a highfatfag who thinks carbs are lower than pleb tier

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>eating eggs like that

TOP YUCK

Steel cut, with cinnamon, maple syrup, and cranberries.

Yes, I am a new England cliché.

Very patrician

Maple syrup is an excellent sweetener good combo with cranberries.

Only the finest kosher oats for me!

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tru
i hate hard boiled eggs
omelette master race here senpai
anyone who goes to make an omelette and ends up having scrambled eggs every time is of low birth

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I fast

It's scientifically proven to be the healthiest thing to do

What the fuck does Kosher have to do with it?

Stop trying to inject politics into this thread

Oatmeal is a breakfast of peace

You are alright Serbia

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>fasting for extended periods of time
>healthy

Not sure when you belong on this chart but its somewhere

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Raisin Brand and 2 slices of whole wheat toast every morning.

When your a boomer you'll understand.

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>Stop trying to talk about politics on the political board
Go to /ck/ you fucking goofball

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That doesn't sound too bad

Jow Forums is for oatmeal you fucking idiot

>eating treyf oats

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Breakfast of fags everywhere

What does treyf mean Dr. Rubinstein?

Woah woah woah
Chill the fuck out dude

Oatmeal chalk full with glyphosate. Cancer in your 50's

I eat pieces of shit like YOU for breakfast

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Redpill me on glyphosate
I need a quick rundown

I'll see you at the 9th at 9 fuckface

Sadly only out of the packets recently

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I like rolled oats with cold milk and honey

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Dude get on that before the grocery store closes

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How do you cook it friendo? Classic stovetop or modern microwave

Btw damn you man, you had just beat me to that

I eat motherfucking Fruit Loops, with a Pop Tart and a glass of apple juice. Scared of me yet, motherfucker?

I eat with mixed with banana sometimes

fucking mad lad

>LET US PAY HOMAGE TO THE OATCAKE!

Congratulations you are posting in the best thread on Jow Forums right now.

You are elite. You are a dreamer
You are a hero
I believe in your spirit energy

I also partake in the banana combo friend. Ideally I would go for blueberries, raspberries or blackberries but it gets expensive

I don't

You just eat the fucking oats...straight up? Like a horse?

I mix and grind 25g of sesame, quinoa, flax, almonds, hemp seed, and chia. Then I throw it all into a blender with 50g oatmeal, an apple, a banana, 2 scoops of protein powder, and 400mls of water then i drink it all in one swig

Delicious

Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us bro.

How much do you spend on groceries? Seems expensive but healthy

Yes

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your a fucking savage man
how crunchy is it?

Skip breakfast, fatty.

bumping to find more of the OAT LEGION

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Cant do

I am one of the rare Americans with skinny gene, hard gainer, my metabolism is on overdrive

healthy breakfast bump

Nothing - nothing is fucking wrong with it. AND oatmeal is not made as a glyo resistant crop, so noone would be using it anyways. Fucking anti gmo fags are as bad as anti-vax'ers. Science.

yeah I always thought it was good for cholesterol

It's fine, stop being such a pussy. I bet you can't even gallop at 30 miles an hour in the gym ya soft cunt

I went for a 15 mile trail ride through the Bad Lands today thank you very much

I buy all of the ingredients in bulk 1 kilo at a time and it's $10-14 for each ingredient expect the hemp seed which is ~$32 and the protein powder which is $85/1810g. Grocery prices are weird here because processed food has skyrocketed but produce, meat, and grains are reasonable.

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fuck off faggot