What's their secret?

Not giving a fuck what foreign cunts think.

Every bruce has atleast 3.15% abbo in thier incestry. I strongly suspect this to be their secret to being master shitposters.

> Lots of land
> Lots of mineral resources
> Mostly nice weather
> Small population given the land and resources
> Geographic location means that it would be a pain in the arse to invade us
> Speak English
> Law/government based on the UK.
> Relatively new country so minimal bad blood with other countries.
> Small enough in geopolitical clout that our politicians don't get too arrogant on the world stage (but this gradually changes)
> Lot's of people want to come here so migration is high and this helps the economy
> Geographic location means we are relatively close to Asian markets for trade
> Culture is generally laid back, though this gradually changes.

this is a honeypot

not as white as you think... were declining too

>be britbongs before it became britbongistan
>send all your convicts and tough cunts to a certain section of the world
>you now have an entire population genetically predisposed to being rowdy sons of bitches that don't take shit

Nigger we have possible THE highest immigration per capita in the west

Former penal colony. Living in the southern hemisphere far away from anyone else. Developing their own culture as a result. Unlike Canada where we're just carbon copies of the Americans, but worse in every way. Also read the Behavior of Australian soldiers during ww1. They literally didn't give a fuck about what others think.

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How hard would it be for an American lawyer to emigrate to oz?

the 2 major cities melbourne and sydney are the united fucking nations, everywhere else is fairly white.

Last I checked you don't even make the top 10.

He should kill you desu

agree, but he'll never find out

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How much is europeans? Australia and new Zealand seem to be a common destination for euros especially british

>low immigration rates

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thick skin

europe is the hand, america is the thumb, canada is the pointer, and australia is the middle finger

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Why are Aussies so much better looking than their British cousins?

the 2016 census said that about 50% of immigrants come from asia

english live on a diet of porridge and gruel. oz has meat.

Pretty much everyone at work has been cracking jokes about it, apart from bleeding hearts on social media, no one gives a fuck

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German blood.

You know the bulk of your immigrants are white Kiwi's, right?

>everyone at work has been cracking jokes about it
fucking post them!

I was realising this yesterday, almost everyone I know either didnt give a shit about it or was joking about it.. i didnt think the normies had it in them.

It's predominantly Asian immigration now. Honestly, though, Australia gets the best of people from all over the world. That's why it's a fantastic immigrant society and absolutely a multicultural success story. Manlets like the Christchurch shooter are just jealous at how successful and happy everyone else is.

Bunch of them stole a av7 tank from the middle of no mans land because why the fuck not they went out there and dragged the fucker right back to their lines jerry shooting at them the whole time. They kept hold of the fucking thing for the last few months of the war to prevent the British from putting it in a imperial war museum and hauled it all the way back to Australia, i hear its in Queensland and i know its the only original a7v left.

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not 100% true, we also have humanitarian portion to the intake which includes large groups of the filth of the earth, atm its africans and syrians etc and what makes it worse is they dump them in single suburbs where they cause problems that most of the country dont see, and the rulers in the ivory tower refuse to acknowledge.but living around enclaves of these fresh of the boat dirt worshippers is hell,. i grew up in the western suburbs many moons ago, we had the same problem with the influx of Vietnamese who'd never sat in a fucking chair before or had running water, now part of civilization, it was a mess and took the better part of a decade to clean up and it just keeps repeating every time some poli wants to big note himself about what a humanitarian he is, but yeah the majority of our imigration system is fairly well run, but not all of it.

Down to 55% in the last few years... before that 85% or better. We're only just now heading down the path most Western countries went down 20+ years ago... It'll be interesting to see if we can turn the tide.

What about NZ?

Fucking this. Only normie reactions I've seen at work have been from the few 55+ y.o boomers we have.

>i grew up in the western suburbs many moons ago, we had the same problem with the influx of Vietnamese who'd never sat in a fucking chair before or had running water, now part of civilization, it was a mess and took the better part of a decade to clean up and it just keeps repeating every time some poli wants to big note himself about what a humanitarian he is, but yeah the majority of our imigration system is fairly well run, but not all of it.
I live in the western suburbs of Melbourne and the Vietnamese immigrants have made a fucking fantastic contribution to society. Footscray is a totally dynamic and cool place now thanks to them. Some immigrants need a bit of settling in for everything to be good. The biggest obstacle as I see it are fucknuts who make life hard for refugees, like the knobheads in the 1980s who wouldn't stop ranting about Vietnamese gangs.

They're all furries

That's our secret

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No idea sorry. I assume it's worse because we have millions of kiwis here... and we only let in the ones with no criminal history and give them 0 access to welfare, so I cringe to think of what's left over there.

Being purebred pickpockets and hustlers.

Convict blood.

Why do they go to australia?

>like the knobheads in the 1980s who wouldn't stop ranting about Vietnamese gangs.
You mean the first victim of political assassination in this country?
Yeah what a knob he was.

need your help lads

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>You mean the first victim of political assassination in this country?
>Yeah what a knob he was.
Nah, I just mean collectively white racists who destroy harmony for everyone by being butthurt retarded whiners. Guys like this Christchurch shooter who literally just wants to fuck everything up because his own manlet life was so fucked.

The original shitposter.

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Of course Melbournites are fucking total cucks, yet again

Multiculturalism doesn't fucking work you retard. Just because you like your fucking viet food means fuck all. Those viets will fight with Chinese if you let them. The muzzies will fight both.

It all goes downhill, you cannot take the people of the world and put them in one place and expect things to work, it's a fucking fairy tale.

Australia was 500% better off when it was exclusively white and we manufactured our own shit.

Long process I heard

Because they think Australia is better. The pay is meant to be better etc. But, reality is it's only marginally better. I think it's because they have more options in Australia. NZ cunts tend to move to a different city ever second year here. They have ants in their pants. Thy also have a communist government which doesn't help things.

(((white racists)))

The New Babylon

easier if you get married, we don't really let people in unless the fill our shortages (nurses, aged care, computer jobs, fruit picking)

White people are 10% of the world population and shrinking. We are being ethnically cleansed via complex manipulation. His life was fucking great, he was a good ole boy from the norf coast near Ballina etc. Life is fucking easy up there, I know because I lived there for 28 years before coming to Auckland for work last year.

He traveled to other countries and literally came back pissed off at how muslims are fucking everywhere. He ripped through muzzies in NZ to tell the world that there are muzzies in NZ.

You are the one actually fucking everything up. This country used to actually be great. I remember being a kid in 95%+ white Australia. We were literally unstoppable.

Now we're bogged down in bullshit and chinks and somalis and muslims and all this other shit, divided and fucked up because cunts like you want some yellowdick food 2 times a week.

I hope you get killed by a fucking brown snake you traitor cunt.

He means compared to the UK, boys. Outside of Melbourne and Sydney most cunts are okay. But it's sad to see this country build up in the span of only a few hundred years to be destroyed by all the subverted behaviour occurring in the past 30 years.

how weather makes them nuts

ah, Australia is awesome. I remember growing up and I knew one asian and one indian. Life was awesome. And those two were actually from great families... both doctors. Now the place is turning to shit so we can get some cultural enrichment and cheap imported shit and 90% of the food in coles is imported. Fucking great, just poison me!

We live on a flat earth cunt.

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He was a directionless, lonely, uneducated manlet faggot who never got over losing his dad as a teenager and basically replaced his dad with Jow Forums boards. His life was a complete disaster and he had nothing to lose.

If he had any sense of purpose, he would have had kids -- white or of any other colour.

Australia is a fucking great place to live now. It's better than when I was a kid. Our standard of living is higher and there's more variety to enjoy. You sound completely like an incel wannabe-shooter manlet too.

kek

>90% of the food in coles is imported
Shop at markets and where you can only get local stuff, ya dickhead. Boycott Colesworth.

I caught a train through Dandenong last night and 4 PSOs came in and stood by us in the corner of the carriage to quarantine us from literal rampaging nignogs running and jumping throughout.

It's bad enough that there are PSOs guarding train stations in the first place, now we need them to silently escort whites using public transport home. Don't tell me it's better now.

I'm from one of the most diverse areas in this whole country cunt i can can tell you first hand that it's not great. Your suburb may still be OK if the white population % is high enough but things are gonna start turning to shit soon no matter how high n mighty you are now

I shop as Adli, about 70% of their stuff is locally made.

You do you. For some altruistic faggot you sure know how to heap abuse on anyone that doesn't hold your world view. lol faggot

>I'm from one of the most diverse areas in this whole country cunt i can can tell you first hand that it's not great. Your suburb may still be OK if the white population % is high enough but things are gonna start turning to shit soon no matter how high n mighty you are now
The only exception would be if you're a poorfag who lives in one of the handful of most bogan filled suburbs of Melbourne or Sydney, like Broadmeadows or Tarneit or Dandenong.

>Dandenong
Well there you go! Why the fuck are you living in Dandenong when you could live in Richmond or Brunswick?

>I shop as Adli, about 70% of their stuff is locally made.
Aldi is the only acceptable supermarket in Australia. Otherwise, just try to buy as much of your food as you can fresh and local. It's the only way to go.

Kisses to you too, faggot.

What does the Footy season and a Christchurch Muslim have in common?

Both have 26 rounds in them

I don't live in Dandenong but it's a prime station that many services run through, what's bad in Dandenong is malignant and spreading to all corners of the city. I know you're trolling but it's funny you recommend Richmond, the meth capital of Australia. That's the last place you want to be wandering around at night.

>it's funny you recommend Richmond, the meth capital of Australia
Just keep your eyes open on a couple of blocks of Victoria Street and you'll be right. Go to the Corner Hotel for a few pints and a band instead.

Kek!

>Richmond
Lmao i've been there. its pretty good right now but i'd say they have 15 years max before they are just as bad as the rest of Western Sydney

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>"Melbourne's better than ever, don't the mind the crime, it doesn't exist if you don't look at it, instead focus on these glamorous and highly secured cafe/shopping strips!"
You sound like Dan Andrews

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lol let's see how they make this some huge fucking thing.

>Our standard of living is higher
worthless consumer drone faggot

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>Totally ignoring the heroin deaths and associated crime scourge that didn't exist in Australia prior to Viets arriving.

Well done, Melbourne.

Maoris, all born with a forklift licence.

the policies are set up such that the more money you have the easier it will be.
buy an expensive property here and you're mostly done.

It probably is Dan

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>grandmother was a teacher in springvale
>has to walk around the school each morning picking up heroin needles
Yeah no problems at all

YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD BE HUNG HOW CAN YOU INFER SOMETHIGN LIKE THAT IT WAS PROBABLY TOX WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN AND YOU PROBABLY HATE GAYS OMG I'M SO ANGRY WITH YOU I AM LITERALLLY SHAKING!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!

That's it! I've called the NSW, Victorian and Tasmanian Police on Jow Forums - expect a visit soon you fucking racists!

Dreams coming to an end

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yikes