Blocks the entirety of your path

>blocks the entirety of your path

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Just think of the soap.

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Foolproof. Fat will soften the blow of clubs and punches, and will stop any bullets

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The amount of effort it must take to cripple yourself from eating is truly staggering.

>2027, civil war starts
>trained fascist militias vs. fat people who don't even know what gender they are

I wonder who is going to win

I'd rather use them for heating.

>slowly climbs over

i go back home because surely 5.56 will not be enough

You'd think they'd be against Marxism if they love food so much.

>You lived long enough to see the judge dredd universe became reality.

Where did we go so wrong bros?

That picture nicely sums up the current state of the developed world. No foresight.

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i imagine they're all exhausted and winded after holding their arms up in the air for that photo

B A S E D

Awww, their naïveté and optimism is so cute

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>Gets a firing squad to blow them up.

Fucking leftist scum.

My money’s on the fatties

Practically impervious to bullets.

Fulfill fantasy of running bolsheviks over

>go up some stairs
>fatsos immediately BTFOed

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can you imagine how bad they smell?

I'm envisioning some big-ass lamp shades.

You couldn’t even win the revolutionary war and those guys could actually walk 10 feet with being winded