Work last night

>Work last night
>Decided I'll go into work pretending i'm Muslim
>18th birthday party
>People asking me whats my name
>Me: It's "Muhammad"
>One girl attracted to me, and giving me the eyes all last night
>Her: "Hey u cute, whats ur name?"
>Me: It's Ahmed Muhammad"
>Looks worried
>Me: Tell her I'm from NZ
>Her:Asks me if i had family that got killed or were in the mosque
>Say yes
>Looks worried, gives me a hug and asks if i need anything
>Then goes on and asks the final question "Did they die user?"
>Tell her No, it was my brother, hes alive and well, he just got arrested
>Her: W-w what you talking about?
>He was the one who pulled the trigger.
>Look of horror on her face
>Reported me to management
>Got a call today and a final warning

Some people just cant take banter.

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Based

autism

based

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Absolute unit. My sides holy shit.

Real if true.

another god tier example of australian shitposting. how can we even compete?

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Congrats on joining the NEET master race

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Based and jihadpilled

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I'm starting to think Australians might be the real chosen.

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she's perfect
i want to help pick up the magazines she dropped desu

Why even be a nationalist anymore when aussies exist. They are clearly superior

baste and crimson losenged

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Big if true

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>interacting with women in the workplace
Yeah don't do that.

Has anyone ever eaten a Kangaroo?

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True if big

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Yeah it's not too bad. Try it sometime.

Fucking kek, you madlad you.

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how are all aussies so based

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It's a bit stiff and tough to bite through, but the taste is nice.

Based Aussie shit posters

Australian banter knows no limits!!

This is a 9GAG tier fake and gay post

Damn I hate having to work on my birthday

fake and gay is
>fake and gay

found the muzzies

Absolutely Heavenly Pilled!

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It’s literally a retarded post
>No one at work knows his name
>18th birthday party where no one mentions his name
>girl who is attracted to him at work hasnt found out his name and life story before talking to him

I take it anyone who finds the post mildly amusing has never worked before

We'll never compete against Aussie shitposters.
Pack it up boys.
Just rake the leafs, they keep fancying themselves professional shitposters and come off like dad-jokes.

>i'll go to work

Retarded cunt it's obvious op was working and it wasn't his birthday.

>singapore

beat it muzzie cunt

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Fuck you nigger chink

the masters of shitposting: australia

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Where does he work the fucking registry office?

sounds like a bar / nightclub or even reception center
paki dog.

>tfw no aussie shitposter gf

Isn't that where the telephone lines go?