>Work last night >Decided I'll go into work pretending i'm Muslim >18th birthday party >People asking me whats my name >Me: It's "Muhammad" >One girl attracted to me, and giving me the eyes all last night >Her: "Hey u cute, whats ur name?" >Me: It's Ahmed Muhammad" >Looks worried >Me: Tell her I'm from NZ >Her:Asks me if i had family that got killed or were in the mosque >Say yes >Looks worried, gives me a hug and asks if i need anything >Then goes on and asks the final question "Did they die user?" >Tell her No, it was my brother, hes alive and well, he just got arrested >Her: W-w what you talking about? >He was the one who pulled the trigger. >Look of horror on her face >Reported me to management >Got a call today and a final warning
It’s literally a retarded post >No one at work knows his name >18th birthday party where no one mentions his name >girl who is attracted to him at work hasnt found out his name and life story before talking to him
I take it anyone who finds the post mildly amusing has never worked before
Noah Miller
We'll never compete against Aussie shitposters. Pack it up boys. Just rake the leafs, they keep fancying themselves professional shitposters and come off like dad-jokes.
Owen Powell
>i'll go to work
Retarded cunt it's obvious op was working and it wasn't his birthday.