Michael jackson Suicide Gang

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6782871/Michael-Jackson-Momo-style-video-tells-people-figure-enter-room-scream-Hee-hee.html
>Michael Jackson momo' video that tells people a figure will enter their room and scream 'Hee hee' like the singer prompts police warning in Mexico
>Michael Jackson meme has forced Mexican police to issue warning
>The creepy clip has been shared online across the North American country
>Meme warns a Michael Jackson figure will come into people's houses at 3 am
>The video says the zombie-esque statue will shout Jackson's signature 'hee hee'
Absolute state of mexican

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SANTA?

>tfw its real and this and mexican cocuy merge

EL AYUWOKI IS GOING TO EAT MY ASS

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Imagine this thing in cartel videos.

dios mio el hee hee

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what can I say? white americans are scary

>michael jackson
>white

this is animatronic thingamajigga

what the fuck is a momo video?

This is by far the best thread up right now

EL AYUWOKI HEE-HEE! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1

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momo telling 9 year olds to kill themself

I had to google it. Momo is that weird bird body, woman face sculpture that I've seen posted a few times. Bug eyes and shit. Okay. I get it.

I never understood this one, just saw media talking about the momo challenge, so I just assumed it was some fake shit they were trying to panic parents about.

And whats so scary about it? fucking spics.

>mfw I think I heard a heehee at 3 am

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It was something idiotic about the "ayuwoki" (annie are you ok) he is supposed to come into your room a 3 AM if you're not asleep and do his heehee

its all shits and giggles until you get heehee'd while you're trying to sleep straya

youtube.com/watch?v=f7zdlfWn3aY

Is not scary it's just a meme a retarded one but a meme.

HEE HEE

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> mfw 3am
> I hear a noise
>wtfisthat.png
>I hear Michael Jackson music softly in the distance
> it gets louder
> he appears
> el hee hee
> mfw cago mis pantaloons
Dios mio

Wtf...

youtube.com/watch?v=nsM1c5WqYTE

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>hee hee
Fucking kekd

This picture is purely demonic.

Jesus Christ is the most powerful name.

wtf is up with your post?

>not knowing what zaIgo is

Go back to plebbit.

How does one “hee hee” in a similar fashion fellow leaf poster?

Mexicans are so fucking weird.

I just lost it hard and I don't know why just imagining the heehee sound makes me kek until I hear it inside my house and it causes a sphincter failure.

The Daily Mail will write about anything I guess

never been to plebbit

Dude you guys started planking out of nowhere I'd rather have the ayowoki than planking

Join Michael jackson cult

OH NONONONO

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Plank deez nuts Paco

also tidepods, americans literally eat bleaching products

Is this for real?
>will shout Jackson's signature 'hee hee'
top kek

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Ok this is for sure wrong. A few points that prove this is not possible

- Nobody has ever survived a nocturnal encounter with Michael Jackson

- Michael Jackson is not and has never been real

- Michael Jackson was and is Andy Kaufman

- jews have been allergic to mexicans ever since spics stole all of the beanergold

And i thought Brazil was the weirdest country in LATAM.

In fact, Baja California Sur (where Los Cabos is located) state cybernetic police unironically posted something to tell people this was not real fucking Mexico it's a mess but is fun AF.

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No kid has survived it perhaps an adult can

>3am
>something fucking heehees in my room
>open my eyes and scream so fucking loud like a kid from monster inc
>see a black humanoid figure in the dark
>start praying "Ángel de mi guardia, dulce compañía"
>black figure stands next to me
>"oh fuck"
>I pee on my bed
>hear his creepy but gently voice say "Annie are you ok?"
>my fucking face when

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it's obviously a false flag and its mossad covering up the fact they bombed the shit out of gaza. I see no other answer besides maybe he's a jew and there was no blood

SMOOTH
CRIMINAL

user hasn't replied since...el ayowki got him confirmed

Mexican memes are the most retarded of all

The only good thing about el heehee man is that i no longer stay up past 2 am

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fuck man if i saw this thing IRL idk what i would do

I read this before going to sleep
Shit
Oh wait, its 4:16 am. Not problem at all.
Buenas noches a todos.

Wtf is with all the michael jackson shilling?

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At what time do you think you're safe user? is like when is okay to feed your Mogwai so it doesn't turn into a gremlin?

Why Eo? That's Freddie Mercury right?

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But it's okay, i've been attacked by scarier demons when i was going through alcohol withdrawal. Every single dream for a week, when i could sleep, was a nightmare.

new HBO documentary stirring the pot of shit some more

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that's the ayuwoki user it's supposed to get into your room and scream heehee before getting you if you are awake past 3 AM

If you sleep before 2:59 am or awake past 3:01 am you're fine

Michael "enters" at 3am. There's no one in my room at 4am. So i'm safe.

>issuing police warnings over modern version of bloody marry
But why

Joke went over your head, leaf

Don't tempt fate user

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I want to say some community manager wanted to be funny but I'm not counting out legit retardation.

Text me guys if you can.

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You dead, amigo.

F

El Ayuwoki!

Its getting late

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ryH4b4Y5OQ
Here's your nightmare fuel for tonight, Bros. Don't stay awake too late or he'll take you to the neverland

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he's larping it's not even 10 PM in the southern part of Mexico but el ayuwoki will get him because he's mocking him.

You like dick pics?

Fried chicken breast here.

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Lmao classic

in 2008 michael jackson raped my hamster, it is widely known in the gay community as "roaching". it involves a glass tube, a rubber sick an anus, a hamster and I lighter. I don't want to talk about it, but is bad

Yes I sure do

It's a meme. Not a good one but most aren't and that doesn't stop them from spreading.

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I'd dip my penis into her aids hole if you catch my drift.

so is sunday? where are my beers?

Man. This reality sucks.

ewwww who the fuck has peed in this coca cola bottle? jesus christ that is disgusting

From the Wembley concert where Freddie makes the crowd sing what he does.

youtube.com/watch?v=tpX_O-aREqQ

ayuwoki slaps your son's butt, what do?

no it's not one bottle it is two. ffs man

Accept his hush money and tell Jr. to shut the fuck up.

I guess we have to poor it down the toilet, but ffs man don't come here and pee in coca cola bottles, use the toilet ffs

Same here mate

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jajajajajaja

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The "chomowna" is worse.

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Have they translated Leaving Neverland on bootleg yet in Mexico?

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My dudes, if anyone can make a Boomer webm of this

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You're not a very quick one, are you?

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>m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ryH4b4Y5OQ
I don't think so probably HBO has a subtitle version though.

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Dios mio... el trilernay

wtf anons I can handle christchurch but I can't watch this
someone tell me how it is :(

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