>dailymail.co.uk
>Michael Jackson momo' video that tells people a figure will enter their room and scream 'Hee hee' like the singer prompts police warning in Mexico
>Michael Jackson meme has forced Mexican police to issue warning
>The creepy clip has been shared online across the North American country
>Meme warns a Michael Jackson figure will come into people's houses at 3 am
>The video says the zombie-esque statue will shout Jackson's signature 'hee hee'
Absolute state of mexican
Michael jackson Suicide Gang
SANTA?
>tfw its real and this and mexican cocuy merge
EL AYUWOKI IS GOING TO EAT MY ASS
Imagine this thing in cartel videos.
dios mio el hee hee
what can I say? white americans are scary
>michael jackson
>white
this is animatronic thingamajigga
what the fuck is a momo video?
This is by far the best thread up right now
EL AYUWOKI HEE-HEE! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1
momo telling 9 year olds to kill themself
I had to google it. Momo is that weird bird body, woman face sculpture that I've seen posted a few times. Bug eyes and shit. Okay. I get it.
I never understood this one, just saw media talking about the momo challenge, so I just assumed it was some fake shit they were trying to panic parents about.
And whats so scary about it? fucking spics.
>mfw I think I heard a heehee at 3 am
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It was something idiotic about the "ayuwoki" (annie are you ok) he is supposed to come into your room a 3 AM if you're not asleep and do his heehee
its all shits and giggles until you get heehee'd while you're trying to sleep straya
Is not scary it's just a meme a retarded one but a meme.
HEE HEE
> mfw 3am
> I hear a noise
>wtfisthat.png
>I hear Michael Jackson music softly in the distance
> it gets louder
> he appears
> el hee hee
> mfw cago mis pantaloons
Dios mio
>hee hee
Fucking kekd
This picture is purely demonic.
Jesus Christ is the most powerful name.
wtf is up with your post?
>not knowing what zaIgo is
Go back to plebbit.
How does one “hee hee” in a similar fashion fellow leaf poster?
Mexicans are so fucking weird.
I just lost it hard and I don't know why just imagining the heehee sound makes me kek until I hear it inside my house and it causes a sphincter failure.
The Daily Mail will write about anything I guess
never been to plebbit
Dude you guys started planking out of nowhere I'd rather have the ayowoki than planking
Join Michael jackson cult
OH NONONONO
Plank deez nuts Paco
also tidepods, americans literally eat bleaching products
Is this for real?
>will shout Jackson's signature 'hee hee'
top kek
Ok this is for sure wrong. A few points that prove this is not possible
- Nobody has ever survived a nocturnal encounter with Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson is not and has never been real
- Michael Jackson was and is Andy Kaufman
- jews have been allergic to mexicans ever since spics stole all of the beanergold
And i thought Brazil was the weirdest country in LATAM.
In fact, Baja California Sur (where Los Cabos is located) state cybernetic police unironically posted something to tell people this was not real fucking Mexico it's a mess but is fun AF.
No kid has survived it perhaps an adult can
>3am
>something fucking heehees in my room
>open my eyes and scream so fucking loud like a kid from monster inc
>see a black humanoid figure in the dark
>start praying "Ángel de mi guardia, dulce compañía"
>black figure stands next to me
>"oh fuck"
>I pee on my bed
>hear his creepy but gently voice say "Annie are you ok?"
>my fucking face when
it's obviously a false flag and its mossad covering up the fact they bombed the shit out of gaza. I see no other answer besides maybe he's a jew and there was no blood
SMOOTH
CRIMINAL
user hasn't replied since...el ayowki got him confirmed
Mexican memes are the most retarded of all
The only good thing about el heehee man is that i no longer stay up past 2 am
fuck man if i saw this thing IRL idk what i would do
I read this before going to sleep
Shit
Oh wait, its 4:16 am. Not problem at all.
Buenas noches a todos.
Wtf is with all the michael jackson shilling?
At what time do you think you're safe user? is like when is okay to feed your Mogwai so it doesn't turn into a gremlin?
Why Eo? That's Freddie Mercury right?
But it's okay, i've been attacked by scarier demons when i was going through alcohol withdrawal. Every single dream for a week, when i could sleep, was a nightmare.
new HBO documentary stirring the pot of shit some more
that's the ayuwoki user it's supposed to get into your room and scream heehee before getting you if you are awake past 3 AM
If you sleep before 2:59 am or awake past 3:01 am you're fine
Michael "enters" at 3am. There's no one in my room at 4am. So i'm safe.
>issuing police warnings over modern version of bloody marry
But why
Joke went over your head, leaf
Don't tempt fate user
I want to say some community manager wanted to be funny but I'm not counting out legit retardation.
Text me guys if you can.
You dead, amigo.
F
El Ayuwoki!
Its getting late
m.youtube.com
Here's your nightmare fuel for tonight, Bros. Don't stay awake too late or he'll take you to the neverland
he's larping it's not even 10 PM in the southern part of Mexico but el ayuwoki will get him because he's mocking him.
You like dick pics?
Fried chicken breast here.
Lmao classic
in 2008 michael jackson raped my hamster, it is widely known in the gay community as "roaching". it involves a glass tube, a rubber sick an anus, a hamster and I lighter. I don't want to talk about it, but is bad
Yes I sure do
It's a meme. Not a good one but most aren't and that doesn't stop them from spreading.
I'd dip my penis into her aids hole if you catch my drift.
so is sunday? where are my beers?
Man. This reality sucks.
ewwww who the fuck has peed in this coca cola bottle? jesus christ that is disgusting
From the Wembley concert where Freddie makes the crowd sing what he does.
youtube.com
ayuwoki slaps your son's butt, what do?
no it's not one bottle it is two. ffs man
Accept his hush money and tell Jr. to shut the fuck up.
I guess we have to poor it down the toilet, but ffs man don't come here and pee in coca cola bottles, use the toilet ffs
Same here mate
jajajajajaja
The "chomowna" is worse.
Have they translated Leaving Neverland on bootleg yet in Mexico?
My dudes, if anyone can make a Boomer webm of this
You're not a very quick one, are you?
>m.youtube.com
I don't think so probably HBO has a subtitle version though.
Dios mio... el trilernay
wtf anons I can handle christchurch but I can't watch this
someone tell me how it is :(