Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (Pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (Arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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but I'm white ubermench irl tho

Hi it's me

Heil

Heil

Das boot

it's really me

h

Hans here, checking in with some prime digits.

Zieg heil niggas, we up in dis bitch.

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Heil!

CHECK EM

Was ist

cmon green

Do I pass guys?

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>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
Sweet, no freezing cold winters for me!

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Guten tag

Bang!

GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, HANDS UP! ROSS YOUR LEGS! CRAWL TO ME!

hitler coming through move bitch

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Th-thats purple and not brown, right?

Stop right there commie scum.

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you a faggit

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"Hallo fellow Aryan"

No

Nigger

Roll

Fuck you nazi scum!

I mean I doubt a Nazi would let me live IRL but lets try.

k

hey hey heres the high roller

rolling

>my papers, sir.

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...

FFFFFUUUCK! Well at least there will be qt 3.14 Nazi Bois to look at in uniform

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Roll for nukes

Reroll on wifi. See if anyting changes. If not, kms

Wrong

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Goddag

Q

rollin'

roley poley oley

>North Africa
Fucking based

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Hello fren

Why would you not have made yellow Juden?
>Rolling

What happens in this kino?

Out of the way, now.

How do I get Pink Quads?

K

Seeeeggg Heil

Uh-oh

Roll

Did I win?

>a secret commie with a comfy high-ranking position in Berlin
Oooo I'd love to be the one who catches you

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Aye

Shalom brothers, how do we do today?

aaayyy

Dude I went to the ww2 museum in Paris and the African uniforms were bitchin

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rollo

not so fast jew

I am but a simple family man minding my business sir....

Heil!

Wt

Presenting my papers!

im unironically gay and hate white people

ICH WERDE IN DIESEN KRIEG KÄMPFEN, MEIN FÜHRER

Im Not Brown I Swear

Hey, I'm just here to deliver a pizza. Who ordered a half cheese and bratwurst pizza?

oh you want my papiere? here you go....

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I have a turd collection that I mist every 3 hours so it doesn't dry out. Loses its smell if I dont

>green
>gay and high ranking nazi official

checks out
there were a lot of house negros in the ranks

Intredasting

Danke

Here sir

Roland

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I'm honorary aryan.

Rollero

Roll

Rolling

Here we go!

Those pantaloons are sick

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checkd

roll

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Rolla

>allied soldier (pass)
Heck yeah bros
>eastern front
Oh god fuck it

Heil!

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ich bin...

tfw not white enough for the ethnostate

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ok

Let me pass germcuck or i rape your wife

oh fuck

Hey L

guten morgen

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Guten tag

Afrika pls

Rollan

Am I being detained?

rolling