AUS/POL/ EGGBOY EDITION #2

Evening.

>Australian alleged gunman to face more charges
9news.com.au/2019/03/17/11/35/christchurch-shooting-terror-attack-australian-gunman-likely-acted-alone-brenton-tarrant

>Milo Yiannopoulos has been banned from entering Australia
news.com.au/national/politics/milo-yiannopoulos-has-been-banned-from-entering-australia/news-story/0d4d2b1fd6fd44625440fea9e2386b68

>The hero, like the villain of the Christchurch attack, is an Australian
baka.com.au/world/oceania/the-hero-like-the-villain-of-the-christchurch-attack-is-an-australian-20190317-p514xf.html

>Fraser Anning punches teen after being egged while speaking to media in Melbourne
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-16/fraser-anning-egged-in-melbourne-while-speaking-to-media/10908650

>Egg boy speaks after egging Senator Fraser Anning for lashing out at Muslims
news.com.au/national/queensland/politics/politician-lashes-out-at-muslims-after-christchurch-shootings-they-are-the-perpetrators/news-story/8e3f11fe73821dc3e65d75432ac76f2e

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stuff.co.nz/national/111352759/50th-victim-of-christchurch-terror-attack-initially-missed-by-authorities
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10464576
fraseranning.com.au/
twitter.com/jarrod_b/status/1107122067995017216
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>fuck off we're fu--

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are we gonna get another meme senate after this federal election?

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WOW NEW FOOTAGE of the HERO who DEFENDED THE MOSQUE

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Busy 2nite lads

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Another Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

>Australian flag
Faggot.

Looks pretty full to me.

>Also loving how many people are on suicide watch because of all of this, have 1000's of white people die in terrorist attacks? "part and parcel", have 49 muslims die in a counter attack "omg what is wrong with white men?!"
This

I sure hope so
>first for cleaning your room

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Literally kys faggot, leave that for the seppo

Here's old mate's soundtrack
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fuck söystralia

Sleeping pattern is fucked cunts, my body hates this normie shit.

Anyway, tin o' spag on the stove, thinking Dominos later.
What's for dinner?

Egg twink.

>söystralia
I prefer to call it, Ausfailia.

Honorary britfag

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Steak with creamed cheese and dirty eggs - back into Keto mode so I can get fit.

Fucken based

Nah not even. Changed some parts in my PC, and now I'm picked up as a whinging pom.

No intention of fixing it, it has potential.

yum

It's time to IP ban all of Australia. Your shitposting has gone too far and if it continues all of Jow Forums may be destroyed.

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>Steak with creamed cheese and dirty eggs
more detail requested

we cannot be stopped

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His gun hating half brother: fbook.com grantheadifen

His gun hating half brother's gf: fbook.com laurenzvilla

It's time to IP ban all of Australia. Your shitposting has gone too far and if it continues all of the western world will be saved.
FTFY Schlomo.

it's like you think gopro murder is new

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bloody legend m8

twitter.com/jacobpittsburg/status/1107208180533096448
Support our lad Fraser

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hows the trees?

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youtube.com/watch?v=LmXFXsU5UbE

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Oi Dermot you here m8?

Cheering. Thatll drive the bobbys mad trying to find one of "their own" talking trash about trannies and not being able to arrest them.
Brits are so cucked

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Mine was doing the same, except it kept switching back and forth and I hadn't done shit to my pc. No idea what causes it.

EggGOD

To make -

1 Round Steak
100g butter
Salt and pepper
4 eggs
Kraft Creme Cheese

1. melt butter
2. season and cook steak until done
3. crack 4 eggs into the juice left behind and scramble the eggs
4. add creme cheese in place of sauce.

The egg part sounds a bit gross I know, but it doesn't taste bad and you need all the fat to enter keto mode.

>stuff.co.nz/national/111352759/50th-victim-of-christchurch-terror-attack-initially-missed-by-authorities

2days later, nz cops finally learn how to count.
Same as waiting 36minutes to get to a mosque 3 minutes away.
Fuckme they're fucking retards.

Same as:
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10464576
Wife is missing for a week as husband dumps 'pumpkin' kid in melbourne and flees back to china.
Days later somebody finally looks in the boot of his car parked in front of the house as they go to haul it away to impound... retards.

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>creamed cheese
cheating

I need to go get a new simcard before I hook up a freshy on the twatters

>Low carbs
>High fat

I'm ok with cheating.

>doing a seppos job
You are a traitor piece of shit, get out.

>Same as waiting 36minutes to get to a mosque 3 minutes away.
fuck off it took that long
he could have killed 120+ if that were the case

>50th victim found
Well there goes my memes about typical aussie performance, falling one short of a half century.

The unfilled space is where the kangaroos live, you are full.

Well, now what?

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>Same as waiting 36minutes to get to a mosque 3 minutes away.
Holy fuck, what?
He was in and out in under 10 minutes and you're telling me the cops didnt turn up for another 20 minutes after he was done blasting?
What the fuck, a small militia could take over Christchurch in that time it took them to respond, wtf.

peak performance.

VPN -> US -> Google Account -> Google Virtual Phone Number -> Twitter Verification set for life

>kangaroos
It's yellow because it glows in the dark

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egg and meat juice.
sounds good.
try it with kraft cheese spread.

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sounds like a heart attack, but looks good. thanks

Crisis actors in NZ?
twitter.com/jarrod_b/status/1107122067995017216

fuck muslims

I'm doing the keto thing atm too, just did 3 months bulk, now time to cut. Works pretty well, in conjunction with HIIT 2-3 times a week

We tried to warn them.

Well, not in your example, but surely they must have known!

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That second article. Wtf.

>No idea what causes it.
I wouldn't worry about it...

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What were Senator Fraser Anning’s comments?

>Australian yellow vest
LOL JKS!
We don't have guns.

Venison and salad with baked veg.
I dont eat like a child

wait, what. google v phone number eh. Fucking cheers lad!

Yeahnah.
He'd already legged it to mosque #2
Left in a rush without placing the fuel-ieds in the back of the car etc because he was expecting competent cops to respond.
>almost half an hour after he left the plod arrive
Had already doubletapped most of them who hadn't run away initially so no higher score at #1 but should have shut him down before he got to #2.

>CC slogan: when seconds count, police are minutes away
>kiwi version: wait halfanhour m8 the kettles on

You can get into ketosis a lot faster by simply fasting. I went from eating bread and shit to full keto in 2 days. High fat is a meme, take the fasting pill.

I'm really looking forward to when Israel's groves reach the 100 year mark.

>I dont eat like a child
Why would you be so hurtful?
Is it the sand in your vagina?

Yeah I used to live in chch, that mosque is literally 5 minutes normal drive from the main justice precinct, much less with bacon lights on. They could certainly hear the gunfire from their offices. What a joke.

>Bro the police will protect U lol

the fuel going off would have worked so well with the song.....oh well.

How hard would it be to get job from Australia as an spudro?

I have logistics engineering degree but would be fine with even some truck driver job or something. I've read that salaries are quite good and I actually like all kind of critters like spiders and snakes.

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Hurtfull? Sorry if facts hurt your irritate your little girly nipple

>post pic of skincolour with datestamp

so which one of you mad lads is gonna be the next to shoot up a mosque?

i doubt cops want to die for anyone these days
i don't blame them
remember how spray and pray they were when they went into the sydney siege

Salaries are good because cost of living is high
I don't see why you would want to come here

>Mfw lefties are still voting to get rid of fraser anning
Im about to start a petition to say keep.him on and make him PM.

Fuck off, we're full

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G'day ASIO

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this
there's just very little that's good about australia now
id be keen to root one of those cute white gooks in finland

everyone who died in that encounter was killed by a cop.

fucking hell that is disgusting, not having a competent tactical team is one thing but not even having a single car respond?

honestly i really want to see someone half competent go up against one of the police tactical groups, let's see how they do when they have to deal with someone shooting back without their snipers and bearcats

nah the gay guy was shot by the sand nigger

>hurt your irritate your little girly nipple
what did he mean by this?

sorry i misspoke.
>every person who died in that encounter was killed by a cop

>Milo Yiannopoulos has been banned from entering Australia

How is this possible, They just make up laws as they go along to keep whites from dissenting?

White as a chalk. I suppose I could get some tan there
I hate how cold and snowy it is in Finland. I've always preferred warmer countries and never get too hot

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>Milo Yiannopoulos
literally who?

yeah cops just seem to be a tight little club for white chads to have a stable and well paid job

Wrong. Cops are to blame because they didnt show up quick enough. Gun man innocent, Police guilty.

>china taking over
We should just let it happen, Xi doesn't seem all that bad to me.

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some faggot jew who took one for the team and made a black man his slave.

Some kike shill iirc

>Tori Johnson, the 34-year-old manager of the café, died after being shot in the head by Monis
nah

it didn't take 36 mins for the cops to get there, it took 36 minutes between the first phone call and him being arrested

yeah
sand nigger just deserved more gibs

A rock spider no doubt

faggots aren't people.
>jokes are better when you have to explain them

Fucking Sydney fc cost me my kfc

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Drugged up faggot eceleb that calls out the left.

>let's see how they do when they have to deal with someone shooting back without their snipers and bearcats
They picked a job where they get to bully citizens for a reason

>Tori Johnson, the murdered Lindt Cafe manager, as told by his partner, Thomas Zinn.
non.