Name a more red pilled brunch item

name a more red pilled brunch item.....

Pro tip: you cant

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I suck at poaching eggs

put cheese directly on the pan. cook eggs over it.

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wtf is wrong with that egg mcmuffin

It’s toasted you moron.

I almost made it this morning but there was no lemon juice

I actually first tried this in a cafe in Singapore of all places but with melted cheese, it’s the shit.

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should have still made it, honestly some places put too much lemon in their hollaindaise. it shouldnt taste lemony at all

vegemite eggs benedict....never change Ozzy, never change

A splash of vinegar will work in a pinch. You just need a little acidity.

damn this does look go though, im not gonna lie

what are you "doing" to "poach" them? try this method:

>almost boiling water
>crack egg directly in to water very close to surface of water
>wait 2 minutes
>remove egg

with a nice fresh egg you should achieve perfect results every time

Cinnamon rolls tartes.

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You need to add vinegar to the water. And use a pot, not a pan. Before you crack the egg, stir the water one way and create a vortex.

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Gfoh

This shit looks so good but I know I'm going to end up fucking it up and ending up with a burnt mess with egg gruel.

Ensure you take the water off the hob so all the bubbles stop, this keeps the water still for the first important seconds when the shape is setting, then place back on heat.

You can’t make that without an acidic base you moron. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.

spotted the designated cuck

What I do is just turn off the heat before the eggs have a chance to turn fully opaque. Then the gel into a pleasant warm gooey mess by the time I get it onto my plate.

No, it's not poaching, but it's an easy way to enjoy a similar outcome.

I've murdered a bridge toll officer anons!

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