Quick background. Wife and I are older. She went through menopuase around 40. Little interest in sex on her part. I'd like to have sex 3-4 times a week. Her? 3-4 times a year.. We maybe have sex once a month, if that. When we do, it's either Saturday or Sunday morning. I'm constantly trying to initiate but always turned down.
A few Sundays ago I'm having coffee at the table and suggest we take our showers and have sex. She says "It's not going to happen." I'm not surprised. I go in, take my shower and jerk off, come out and grab another cup of coffee.
My wife goes in for her shower, comes out wrapped in a towel and says "let's go to bed". I did one of the following:
1 - tell her I just masturbated and I'm all set. or 2 - take her to the bedroom, get her off and then explain she doesn't have to do anything for me since I just masturbated and I'm all set.
Which would you have done (or add a third option)?
Just divorce her on the grounds of withholding sex. Yes, that's a thing
Depending on which state you live in she might end up finally fucking you, only in the courtroom and not the bedroom. Word to the wise
Nathaniel Gonzalez
If you want to be petty option 1. If you don't option 2.
Mind you, I'm all for being petty. I'm doing that shit now. I got laid on Sunday. I've made it very clear to my gf I wanted to fuck today, she shot me down and told me to wait til tomorrow and we will have all sex I want. Fuck that, tomorrow I'm making an excuse not to and then I'm not having sex with her for another week at least. Yes, I know this hurts me way more than it does her, but I don't care, I'm annoyed.
Oliver Morris
3rd. You pleasure her, then ask if you can make her something to drink because you’re thirsty. Fake like you stubbed your toe and apologize for losing your mood.
Henry Smith
whats her reason to not fuck today but can bang friday all you want?