Beto 2020

My gaydar is going off again would you look at that

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Yeah he has big dick energy. It’s hot.

the rules are we have to call him Robert. fuck (((their))) attempts at using *eto.

You'll thank me after you receive your first check.

Are you a cow? You might be in luck

Hi Beto, advertising on Jow Forums right now is not the smartest move politically

No, I’m a woman.

VETO BETO!!!

IT'S ALL ABOUT YANG GANG THIS TIME!!!

Remember when "I was born to do this" wasn't taken as a white supremacist statement? It was all so nice before the internet got popular.

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>i was born to do this
>sometimes you must sacrifice everything
>to continue the march forward
>securing our future

The only thing Beto was born into was white male privilege. He’s so white he even had to culturally appropriate a Hispanic-sounding name because the only way the democrats will support someone is if they’re not white, or at least appear nonwhite

sit down

In college, Beto wrote a story about gleefully killing two small kids. Google it. That's not gonna play well with family loving Latinos.

Also, he's gotten 2 DUIs and was a member of an outlaw hacker group.

You can image the skeletons and dirt that is gonna turn up on this guy.

That boi is sure trying to get a government paycheck.

Sounds pretty based to me

What do the Jews see in him? He's such an obvious puppet who was hand picked and groomed to be president, just like Obama. At least Obama had natural charisma and historic appeal as a based blackman. Why are they pushing this guy so hard? First during the midterms when they shelled out millions to try to upset Ted, and now as a presidential candidate. He's not particularly handsome (he looks goofy), not charismatic or appealing to the people, and doesn't have much political experience except as a lightweight congressional representative. Are (((they))) just inept, or is there some other reason they're backing him so strongly?

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Psychedelic Warlord 2020

Imagine the smell

>Are (((they))) just inept, or is there some other reason they're backing him so strongly?

He has some appeal for people, and their current crop of potential candidates are a giant pack of losers. He's a piece of shit too, just has a bit more curb appeal.

Harrison Hanks, crisis actor.

youtube.com/watch?v=8XUYmDRX7GM

Great! Why don't you two suck eachother's dicks?

This guy didn’t exist until a week ago, change my view

Neither the right or left likes him. Yang 2020 bitch

I’m center left and I like him a lot.

Beto: 22%
Yang: 1%
You fags need to step up your game. Just bitching about Trump isn't going to cut it.

twitter.com/GOP/status/1107314663023353864
haha

For what? He has literally NO policies, all he does is spew corny platitudes with no substance, is in bed with Wall Street and he’s used his power to advance his billionare father in law’s interests. This guy’s awful, would have liked to see him beat that weasel Ted Cruz but I don’t want him as president. And those bones that pop out from his neck when he talks makes me uncomfortable

If Yang wins the primary he’ll destroy Trump

If Beto wins he will get destroyed by Trump. That’s the difference

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A FUCKING. WHITE. MALE.

You're in love with a bag of dicks too.

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Someone redpill me on him, all I know is he's a never drumpfer

The difference is Yang eats dogs.

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Only Biden can beat trump.

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Heard on the radio they found some creepy dirt on him .Allegedly part of a hacker group. Also wrote some sick stories of wanting to run over kids with a car. This guy is twisted and will never be president of anything.

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This is what boomers actually believe. For the left it’s not even about beating Trump anymore, it’s about actually have a left wing person in office, not just some right leaning centrist who won’t do shit in their time in office. Biden is as useful as Trump

>literally calling yourself a different name to get votes

yes just heard about it on the radio ...He has some dirt the media has hidden from the public

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fake, gay, and bluepilled

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Everyone already knows the DNC is already rigging the primaries for establishment Biden. All he has to do is get Obama to endorse him, and the Bernie bros will all start flocking over again.

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W r o n g

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You mean Robert O’Rourke?

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I'm in love with my $1,000 every month.

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1 disbursement of his monthly coke money would destabilize the economy

Look at his big dick. Omg. This from the same guy that used a blowdart to inject Reagan with Alzheimer's.

Big dick Beto. What a fucking boss. I want him to lead America and colonize me.

Too bad. They’re running Hillary. You know that old definition of insanity, right— doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?

see that girl in the bottom left corner? shes thinking about sucking it right there

>messiah complex

That's a big yikes from me, chief.

The meme dream team would be a Sanders for P/Beto for VP run. Think about the fucking drama.

A mick being a pretend spic?

How many cans of spray tan do you think that fake beaner go through in a week?

Fuck that furry.

Best summary of Robert so far.

go run over some kids beta

Too bad that your donations to Yung will end up right in Beto pocket.

Your Zimbabwean dollars you mean?

That’s a legit tan but a fake spic
Arianna Grande is making herself look like a spic but at least arianna grande is her real name

His dad is a crooked judge

His mom launders money for the Mexican Drug Cartel

He helps fuck people over for his billionaire father in law

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Don't give him the car keys.

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Beta "hit 'n' run" O'Rourke

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LINK LINK LINK please.

>Get some 2016 Emperor memes and paste ScamGang hat on them.

kekironi

Here's one article:
washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls

Killing kids:
textfiles.com/groups/CDC/visions.crusade

Cow poem:
textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0050.txt