Every non-American wants to be American

t. canadian who wants to move to america

>tfw walmart shopper poops in my pants

ABSOLUTELY
SEETHING

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yeah nah jews will literally do anything to rationalize that fiction in their religious book.

Not anymore - if America was still anywhere before pre-2000s then i would love to be American :(

Note though - i would rather live in America than this shithole - lesser of two evils.

I'm happy with real English, not your simplified version.

>seething
You mean recognizing that only white people want to play by the rules and not just take advantage of public amenities in the US? It's the best country in the world. Doesn't mean people actually care about it's culture or longterm success.

Whatever you say user

>nytimes.com/2017/06/20/world/europe/germany-36-accused-of-hateful-postings-over-social-media.html

Even though American English is closer to English roots than you Britbongs now

JEWS(?)

KING SOLOMON - SOUL MAN IS BLACK

SEE
JUJU RELIGION- BLACK PERSON

SOLOMON SOUL MAN DEVIL CAME FOR SOULS.

DAVID WAS WHITE HAD A FEW WIVES.

JEWS KILLED JESUS CAUSE HE IS NOT BLACK AND THEIR STILL WAITING FOR SOUL MAN

Why would I attempt to change your mind from empirical fact...?

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Did this message come through for anyone? No? A gypsy must have stolen the copper from his phone lines...

100% true.
There is a reason why everyone wants to have a ''special relationship with America''. The truth is that non-American countries are boring, worthless and static. Europeans, especially north west Europeans are obsessed with being lumpted together with America because it makes them feel GOOD to be associated with their superior masters, but in reality, anyone who doesn't have a cabbage for a brain can see how pathetic and shitty their countries are. In fact, Europe is a product of America. America built Europe after the war, but these butthurt Euros would never admit it. They cling to their sound-bite narratives, but deep down they know its all bullshit. I bet if you offer them a green visa they will take it without thinking for a second.

Being a rich American in New York or somewhere like that would be cool I guess. But being an average American who lives in the Midwest seems depressing as fuck, all they do is drive to the shopping mall or smoke meth

>hur dur what is cockney hur dur

Found the kike.

Not a cockney. I mean that's all your history classes seem to mention about British history so its understandable :)

Yeah. Imagine Abdul missing the point...

You’re fucking annoying while travelling

Only here for money. Have no interest in becoming an American

Imagine being like this all the time.

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For what it's worth, American cities are flooded by white Aussies too-who don't a shit about our laws or how people feel. "Mate", every time I meet an Aussie I NEED to punch them. I haven't yet, but it's only a matter of time at this rate. You fuckers are literally dumb and ugly.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_the_United_Kingdom

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_France

I feel bad for europe

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Why are you going to a Walmart to begin with?

Numerous studies show that Americans are pretty good tourist.

WE WUZ KANGZ

Is this the same meme where Americans think they have "the" (singular) "british accent" because of the nobles changing how they spoke in Londonistan in the late 1700's?

Doubtful

> IN my pants

Make america great Britain again.

Say: "There are three free trees in that lot with some water." and get back to me. :D West Coast accent über alles, über alles in der Welt..

When Americans don't realise they were British

>:D
Also not sure how that was relevent to what i said but ok

You only go around comparing dick sizes when you have a massive, throbbing, monster cock.

America is the dream dick of countries.

I want to be An American ...but they tell me I cant...because I have blue eyes and blond hair.....whats a NIGGER TO DO ?

His hat had been washed so many times it is faded.....oh and his wife DROVE HIM THERE.

Cringe, 56%

I am already dead.

Because dems like them dumb as they cum.

USA, USA, USA... also..
“Impeach Trump and Die”. (2019)
amazon.com/dp/B07M7DWJSN

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post flag puss

lmaoing @ the irony of your post, heeb

Only the owners care about it.....the rest are just squatters..

What i wish for is a world-wide single government controlled by democratic principles, not too edgy into nazi territory but alot more tight-ass on islamic shit that we have right now

Fucking nuke the entire ME if they give us shit, who are they to us.

White people built the world around you which you conveniently forget to mention, including the computer you spew you nonsense on. Whites, in particular White males, between 800BC-1950 were behind 97% of the scientific achievements.

Without White people there would be (to name just a few) no orchestras, no museums, no universities, no hospitals, no libraries, no theaters, no radio, no books, no television, no electricity, no refrigeration, no heating, no plumbing, no steel, no stadiums, no cars, no planes, no trains, no dentists, no surgeons, no computers, no telephones, and most important, there would be no creative genius to be found that could create and sustain such a high level of civilization. Non-white societies never invented any of these things.

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What?

I'm guessing you've never been to the US? Outside the big shitty places like new york are the nicest places there, with the nicest people.

Wheres a snipper when you needum.

> Unique name
> Only libertarian in thread
> Clearly a burger

post flag puss

Hey....your english writings are pretty good.

I like the USA but I prefer the UK. There are good things and bad things about both such as the America's first amendment and Britain's culture

Yeah...it beats grabbin at ypu dick all day.

Sheeeeeit ! .....you my nigga.

no thank you, I like my foreskin

> Implying roaming circumcision gangs
Wtf man, this isn't israel

>1 post by this (((American)))

Fuck off mutt

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I don’t want to be American but I want to go there once.

I grew up playing GTA and honestly, the American countryside has some interesting landscapes. Red coloured rock buildings in Western America, prairies along Mississippi. Cool stuff.

...

Yea I understand, user, behind all the shitposting I like many things about europe and its people. I wish your country well.

>this isn't israel

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You have to go back.

Fuck off, we're full.

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Nope. When we want independence we actually get it.

>A European tries to go 5 minutes without comparing their own country to America

The US was on the island of Great Britain...?

youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

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you miss the OP or what? come on why do americans always fall for the divide & conquer

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Good if youre rich, shit if youre not

>be poor
>need healthcare
>die on street
>gub blesd usa

I don't know mate, but Texas sure sounds fun, I'll bring over the BBQ, you welcome me with some guns to shoot at a range i think we'll get along quite well in the beautiful land of freedom

>Can't own guns
>need a license to watch TV and porn
>go to prison for denying the holocaust
>do major prison time for re-posting a video that everyone has seen
>free rapists because they're brown
>no death penalty because of muh feelings
>prisons are summer resorts
>constant terrorist attacks
>open borders
>memes are illegal

GOD DAMN! Everywhere that's not Amarica sucks dick!

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what the fuck

Look up British Isrealism for true Christian faith. Tribes Angles > Anglo's, Jutes > Jews, Saxon's > Issacs Sons, Danes > Dan. There are other links. It would mean America is the promised land but it would also mean we are in the End of times.

Why would I try to change your mind if you've set your opinion in stone already?
I'll just stay in my comfy 95% white country servicing the Russian helicopters you use, because a subhuman such as you can't make a flying machine that can fly in non-ideal conditions. Thanks for the bux. You can scurry off now to your Texan horse riding failure festival

Me first

>have job
>get insurance
>get sick
>insurance pays bills

Why is this so hard for you people to understand?

Lol no
Also 1 post. SAGE

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>insurance company covers anything

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Literally no one ever. However the NHS does kill thousands every year.

>niggers and race traitors
>welfare/ssi leechers
>thinks they have jobs

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Never once been denied coverage.

>insurance pays bills
sure

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When I see the states some of these other shitholes are in I feel pretty blessed

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Anecdotal evidence

>if you dont have a job you just die

wow great country!

>Texas
My sides! Texas is a meme. You are referring to something known as "Mexico".

Sure. Which is not great, but infinitely better than zero evidence whatsoever.

Literally never happened.

I don't want to be American. I want America to be more like a civilized white country instead of a ultracapitalist hellhole that exports its cocked up values to other white countries through its jewed politicians and jewed media. Maybe the best thing will be for it to implode under the weight of niggers, spics and muzzles it is importing.