>be me
>live with parents
>22
>well paying job
>6ft 2in
>8in long dick but only average girth
>not a complete social retard
>look half decent and take care of myself
>try to put effort into my appearance
>virgin
How can I make sure I'm not a virgin by the time I hit age 23? I'll kill myself if I don't achieve this.
nigga have you tried tinder or something like that?
>not a complete social retard
this is obviously a lie if you're still a virgin at that age.
>look half decent and take care of myself
Most guys think they look good. It's an evolutionary instinct to believe this. You probably aren't though if you're a virgin at 22
>"b-b-but I'm 6'2"
And how has that been working out for you bud?
work out and tinder.
just ask for a girls number irl. Most fags just ask for snapchat. GO STRAIGHT FOR THE FUCKING NUBMER
6'2" just make sure that is advertised on every dating site. Any girls hit you back just escalate the conversation and flash that 8in piece you felt you needed to tell us other anons about. Should get some girl wanting a hookup fairly soon.
Sounds like you better have the rope ready
>be me
>live with parents
>30
>shitty job as a guard
>5'6"
>6in dick with 6in girth
>social tard like 40% of the time
>most I do is jog and lift, make sure to shower
>no effort in my appearance, still chubby, probably fat
>had like 5 gfs, current one is on two years, shes 23.
I stopped being a virgin at like 17.
How do you fail that hard with all those resources? You're like the 4 other kids from Charlie and the chocolate factory, all those advantages and still you lose.
>I'm 5'3
>4 incher
>Have a GF
Welp fuck society and what it says about ppl like me
You just sound awkward to me. I'm 5"6 in a similar situation living with parents, I've only had 2 gf's but they were good looking and the sex was great.
>6ft 2in
Get tinder. From what I've heard, thats apparently all they want to know. When you match say hi then immediately after ask for her number.
Btw how that in pic. Shes hot.
You do realize that's a guy in that pic right?
Oh God I almost just threw up
My friends are either female and asking them to take pics of me for Tinder would be weird, or male and not the type to take random pics at social events. I also gather than selfies are a red flag for tinder.
Maybe.
Okay, but I'm not offensively bad looking I don't think.
Noted.
I'll go buy some just in case.
I dunno.
It's a girl.
No, it's not, it's from a reddit post which stated that if there's anything that gives away that he's actually a guy because he got rejected at a party.
It's a guy
Is it possible I just got unlucky?
there is no real reason I wouldn't have a girlfriend obviously. I can't even blame women for having bad taste or something because they seem like guys who are just like me.
Shit, that guy has better legs and silhouette than 50% of girls. Even passable face. It makes it even weirder for me than if it'd be some really ugly, obvious tranny.
Nah, at a point the problem is you.
e.g. I'm a 27 year old virgin and I have no one to blame but myself; having never fostered any interests, not really taken particularly good care of my body, and barely leaving the house.
You live with your parents....unless the girl you want does too then they won’t understand
What do you mean they wont understand?
I would date/tap/whatever that so hard.
You can't even put in the effort and you expect women to magnetize towards your dick? Either put in the effort and make yourself and actual interesting person to want to date (attract the right kind of women) or flaunt your money around (attract the wrong kind of women). Either way, you'll lose your virginity if you keep either of them up.
What about it? She has a cute form and looks pretty, although has an even more manly face than i do..
Still..
Exposure I guess?
Besides video games, I play guitar and trumpet, build scale models, do woodworking, fix appliances for fun, and go to college. I kinda just bump into people. Now that I'm in a committed relationship it feels like I pull more interest too, they can kinda smell another woman on you.
Passions, women like to see you are passionate about something.
your prob ugly as fuck
me
>6ft
>blonde hair
>strong jawline and facial asehtics
>26
>banged over 30 chicks and 7 in serious relationship
Asking the girls is actually a great idea.
Are you shy about doing it?
It feels like they would need to be really cold to make it into a weird thing.
But then again, you are a virgin, so maybe you just make stuff weird.
I'm a fat low T balding 23 yo and fucked around 10 girls, even though I lost my virginity at 21 yo.
Maybe you have a really bad personality or habits when dealing with women.
If that's the case, then go watch some PUA shit.
If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck..
I wonder how big and feminine her penis is?
We will never know since i probably dont live on the same continent let alone the country..
>How can I make sure I'm not a virgin by the time I hit age 23?
Well, have you ever taken a step towards not being a virgin anymore? Have you ever initiated some type of relationship with a girl where you made it clear you were interested in her?
Not OP, but i did and got turned down every time. I guess there were a few times i didnt ask out girls i should have asked out, only noticing it hindsight. I only started improving myself at age 28 after a literal decade of spergery and at this point it might be too late..
>Not OP, but i did and got turned down every time.
How many times, how many different girls?
>at age 28 after a literal decade of spergery and at this point it might be too late..
Are you kidding? Any girl in their twenties is perfectly ok. I'd even say most any 18yo girl would bang a guy 10 years older, in fact you'd have the advantage over a guy her age in most cases. Now's as good a time as any.
Double dubs checked..
>how many?
Over a dozen times if not more, not counting tinder. I am not really interested in one night stands, although lost my v card to an escort 4 months ago.
>are you kidding?
I am not, at least i am not kidding about feeling it. I am at a stupid position in my life with many stuff. And i am also a 5'3" manlet but these literally dont matter because of how big a pussy i am, i feel like i need to sort my life out before trying to get a girl but i dont know.
I lost like 40 pounds and dress better and try to act in a more positive way but i just dont see it working to behonest..
Pic related is sth i wrote here
Have fun with those myriad disorders.
What? You thought mentally sound people transition?
C'mon...
Hey i already made my point on this, i think he/she is cute from that single image and him/her being trans is not inherently a deal breaker, many other things can be but that one aint it.
Also, it cant be as bad as the fembots from r9k now...
8in dick... Yeah ok, just remeber
>at max, unless the girl is a tunnel vagina super whore, only about 7 inches is hoing in there
If she can take all 8, shes a whore. It's one thing if she casually works up to it over time with you, it's another if she just takes it like a whore. It would basically mean just that, shes a whore.
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