>Arabic woman lying on side, close up of her veiled face >"HELP ME" >"HELP ME" >"HELP ME GET RID OF ALL THESE SHIPS" >*throws veil off and gets up, camera pans out to a selection of boats* >*Aussie man dressed in body armor with pirate symbol patches all over the vest hops onto screen* >"There's another massacre in NZ, and this time it's on proices!" >"$49,999 DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS NEW NANOOK" >"$12,999 DOWN FOR THIS GENTLY USED BENETTI" >*initial D music starts playing mutedly* >"AND WOT'S THIS?" >*leans down, picks up petrol canister* >*jumps overboard and swims to a jet ski, where the music is coming from* >*starts speeding away and cut to a front shot from a boat leading the salesman on the jet ski* >"DAS RIGHT WITH EVERY NEW JET SKI WE'RE THROWIN IN A FREE GAS CAN!" >"COME ON DOWN TO CHROISTCHURCH SEA AND NAVY BECAUSE THESE DEALS ARE ABSOLUTELY GENOCIDAL"
Mike Wendling has written a few things about us, he is an absolute, ocean-going, copper-bottomed gaylord
Adrian Cook
they are writing as if they are cracking fucking enigma, they are just shit memes. can't wait for my edited DUP campaign posters to be discussed in the next election cycle
>At the same time, alt-right and relatively less extreme activists speculated that mainstream media outlets would take the entire "manifesto" document at face value. >That didn't really happen. Hah.
>According to web statistics site Alexa, 8 chan is among the top 5,000 websites in the world, even though it does not show up in Google results. Jow Forums, which is among the top 1,000, claims to host 1 million new posts per day and attract nearly 28 million monthly unique visitors. That's pretty cool actually, I did not think chans were this big.
Evan James
louise mensch unironically thought he was claiming to be a navy SEAL.
Govt. can't call another vote on the deal unless the terms of the withdrawal agreement substantially change.
Parker Ross
>tfw you will never get close to louise >you slowly romance her >she let's you in to her life >you fall in love >you ask her to marry you >she says yes >the day of the wedding >and do you take louise daphne mensch to be your wife?
>дa
Brandon Powell
I fucking hate you all
Evan Evans
Elaborate?
Are they still talking about that ridiculous far right extremism/"online harm" white paper
Jeremiah Thomas
Couldn't May just come back with a new deal she lauds as having "substantial" changes to the previous, and then they could vote on it? I wouldn't be surprised if she gave the Remainers more concessions and it appeased them enough to vote in favour of it.
Bercow pressed the pre-nuclear button and fucked the Gov. BASED
May's options: >Prorogue parliament >Get changes to WA from EU >Get EU to extend >No-Deal >Resign >General Election >Go insane and start fingering herself culminating in an orgasm on live tv and end her career in glory
Hudson Edwards
She's a coker Fucks like a psycho
Owen Wright
>Foreigners living in Britain who campaign for Britain to remain in the EU
She can’t. She has to make the EU offer a “new” deal, which just means the same deal with “clarifications”. A bit late to work that out now, but not impossible.
Luke Collins
High risk strategy, if the government revoke A50 they will split the party down the middle, lose half the membership and be destroyed at the next general election.
Lincoln Green
James Cleverly BTFO of himself as Bercow shuts him up >BUT I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR IT IF I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BLOCK MV3? WAAAAAAAAAAHH ITS NOT FAIR
Hudson Clark
>>bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47596446 That's not a good article. It won't be long now before they crush here too and shut it down. Or as others have said Jow Forums user accounts? This is despite the fact that muslims kill thousands of muslim every single month on top of 'ultra happening' terrorist attacks, and they've not banned their book or terrorist meetings - sorry I mean Friday prayers. The hypocrisy just pisses me off.
religionofpeace.com
Brayden Ramirez
why are all the nonce hunters brainlet chavs?
Noah Reed
never fuck on a full-stomach
Connor Howard
A couple of drops of piss in your pissjug every few days makes it less smelly
Ayden Clark
Given all we've seen over the last six months, I wouldn't be surprised.
She can but Bercow would block it if it ain't different She can prorogue parliament >SHUT IT DOWN and re-open Parliament and have a MV3
Tyler Morales
If gov Revoke A50 they literally destroy the Tory Party and democracy as we know it
Noah Watson
>The written document was posted on the extreme message board 8ch@n shortly before the attack began on Friday. It has been called it a "manifesto" but that term rather grandly overstates a confused jumble of thoughts and misinformation which rambles on for 74 poorly-written pages.
> It has been called it a > 74 poorly-written pages Kek
Luis Anderson
May loves the Tories TOO MUCH to revoke 50 In her own autistic way she can;t countenance that
Logan Torres
Daily reminder that the the 'tree and nature' spam is a new tactic used by the Tedposters to try and lure you into their luddite cult. After being scorned and humiliated here they have taken a new turn and are operating differently to try to avoid the rightful mockery of their larp.
Does anyone here believe the MP here? He seems unbelievably removed from reality. Does any still think the EU is on the verge of giving the UK everything it wants?
Anonymous imageboards as a whole cannot be shut down so long as there are shithole countries who will host them and VPNs. They couldn't even shut down the Daily Stormer for more than a few days. Add the Streisand Effect and they might as well not bother.
>This is despite the fact that muslims kill thousands of muslim every single month on top of 'ultra happening' terrorist attacks, and they've not banned their book or terrorist meetings - sorry I mean Friday prayers.
What is >Prevent?
I go to said "meetings" and you'll know that each one is crawling with intel services May I remind you Abdi in manchester got reported on 5 times before his sperg episode and banned
Get out of your arse and meet me outside you melon monger Every Muslim group at Uni and locally is monitored Even Muslim areas all have informants working for intel
Leo Cooper
Secure your magazines so they don't drop out when your mid squirrel cull
William Fisher
When I became a big earner
Cooper Kelly
Drink a cup of water between hard spirits.
Carson White
What makes gives me a wry smile is the BBC article doesn't actually tackle the claims made, or seek to disprove the statistics. It just carte blanche says it's all wrong and mistaken. >no sweetie you can't do that.
Owen Long
At least the Tedposters aren't siegposters, they where either legit retards or the met
Logan Perez
This eerie
Elijah Roberts
Bercow hasn't forgotten Hague trying to kick him out of his cushy seat in the middle of the room and has made it his personal vendetta to fuck the Tories.
Connor Davis
Redshill me on why Bercow - a remainer - would prevent this vote. What's the game plan?
>May I remind you Abdi in manchester got reported on 5 times Is that the guy behind the Manchester concert bombing?
Noah Taylor
>Reforest Britain Sounds a good idea but the cuckservative government are thinking more along the lines of concreting over it to build more overpriced rabbit-hutch style homes to make way for more culturally enriching immigrants...
Gavin Hughes
it's true though
Jordan Peterson
I imagine Jihadi groups are a bit like far-right groups, full of MI5 informers and Special Branch informers trying to encourage each other to do something arrestable.
Christian Bell
england has never done anything wrong closest thing to God
Mason Martinez
I think they'll most likely go for an extension.
Parker Garcia
Actually if your not a brainlet there is more to the message than you can clearly comprehend.
>Sow your seed >Remove invasive species >Restore natural order
Carson Thompson
but you're not a big earner and are really boring
Isaac Bell
>The anonymous poster - on Jow Forums, everyone is an anonymous poster - outlined a plan to create fake accounts that would supposedly trick "leftists" into denouncing a common, everyday hand gesture, and thus open themselves to ridicule.
I wish, tripfags get out REEEEE
Christopher Sanders
Substantiate this pls. I have my suspicions when it comes to people spamming NG specific literature in here but nothing concrete.
Caleb Allen
>>Sow your seed >never had sex what did he mean by this?
Cameron Hughes
The EU banked on Blair's advice and the Uk civil service getting their deal over the line They then banked on Tory right shitting it and backing May Or Getting May to crumble and agree to an extension in return for more gibmedats and better EU terms for the EU
The reason why May and the ERG are shitting themsleves is that over these 2 years none have seriously prepared for No Deal ever since word got round that David Davis was being undermined by May and Robbins
Had May followed DD Davis and actually prepared a full no-deal, she would have a stringer hand She has cucked the ERG into eroding their stance by showing that no-deal is not viable as she hasn;t prepapred the country for it
In short May has Geoffery Boycotted the whole negotiations by playing straight and blocking everything looking to play out a draw but now the Rain has curtailed play and she has to bat on a green wet wicket with swinging deliveries and her team needs to chase a winning score but she has no skills like Viv Richards
Josiah Edwards
I meant it can be banned on the ISP level; like torrent sites etc. Not terribly difficult to get around, but it's definitely a red flag posting here then.
Ethan Collins
> "relies on false assumptions about fixed, sharply genetically defined racial groups, bogus and distorted statistics" > "While Owens has repeated claims about declining birth rates and dubious statistics about population growth in European countries"
This is all I ever see. "It's just wrong, trust us". They never back up their views with stats. All the demographic changes mentioned in the shooter's manifesto can be verified by data collected by Pew Research and other places. They wonder why the far right are flourishing, it's because the left never brings evidence with their fucking arguments. It's always "this shocks me and seems extreme, therefore it is wrong and we need to stop people from discussing it". Abject retards the lot of them.