How do i survive the next cataclysm?

My fucking ID fucking kek

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ChristKEK. include me in the screenshot.

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all the same shit for any survival situation except you need access to a water source, not just bottled, and you should learn to grow mushrooms and fish. buy an abandoned mine in the eastern rockies and turn it in to a shelter. or you can just hang around cheyenne, denver, or other major entry points to underground network when event happens and get conscripted as labour, elites will need bodies.
youtube.com/watch?v=IB_LTCwNSH8
youtube.com/watch?v=g_EG0TzOTfw
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSoxioQtwZfY2ISsNBzJ-aOZ3APVS8br

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how much is an old mine?

please stop

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i dunno. live near carlsbad or some other natural cave if you wanna chance it for cheap instead. you got 27 years prep, bud.

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Are you the supreme poo?

POO POO PEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mostly caps

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A bit late to ask that question, don't you think?

Also, poo poo pee pee

poo poo poo
pee pee
loo loo lou

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Buy Bitcoin

watch this video if you want to see the reason
for deep under ground military bases.
youtube.com/watch?v=WrZnJN2ipog

>that ID
>those digits

You little chaos sorcerer you

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Is that Bright insight's voice in the first video?

nah brah, stock up on caps! It's going to be the currency of the future after they stop making glass bottled drinks

>stock up on caps!
>>>>>POO POO PEE PEE
POO POO PEE PEE

CONJURE POO POO POO PEE PEEEEEEE

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if you're already white you're built for underground survival, if you're not already white it's gonna be a tough path in the tunnels but your great-great-grandkids will be white so win

staying at home playing vidya

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This. I’ve saved so many bottle caps if anything happens that your measly 10-100 bottle caps won’t even buy you dirty water OP. Better save now while you can.

based and brown pilled

My man! Currently sitting on about 200 caps, I know it's not a lot. But it's way more than most people have and would have to go dumpster diving for.

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Yea, some of these sorry meat puppets won’t even have any caps, only good enough to be used for their strength and hearded like cattle. May we meet in the next and conquer the scourged wasteland. Ave, true to Caesar.

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The NCR will fall to us

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ben davidson.
suspicious0bservers.org/

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poo poo?

Kek wills it.

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pee pee

dude just chill and chant "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" and then watch the fireworks.

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Do not run from death OP you fucking little shit.
Death is your friend,he promises you a quick end.

This. So much.

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Its cheap to own hard rock mining claims and sink an adit in reality.
Some Sandvik equipment and shockcrete are all you need.
A mitsu miike roadhader works well too.Even the small ones can build rooms like pic in a day.cment door, charcoal filter. bamn lil norad under 100K

arm yourself and be self reliant

Such is life in Zone.

you should try to build solar panels to sustain your base and then build hidroponic farms.

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POO OUT SOON STALKER

You don't. Let God sort it out.