Brits are going to be caught with their pants down!

it's just porn mate.
if you can't handle the sexual revolution and liberation of society then get out of the sex and porn game.

frankly, i'd like to see this happen in the US.

the real question is: what are the unintended consequences of requiring a porn license?

>porn thread
>germans
every
single
time

You realize that the UK has already outright banned all kind of fetish porn? Soon only cuckold and “female friendly” and interracial porn will be available in the UK.

Not to mention Jow Forums will stop being accessible by British posters coming April 1... why? Because of things like webm related which is considered pornographic in the UK.

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What’s your point, limey? Censorship and intrusion into your private life not political enough for you?

Everyone who runs for office in the future will be blackmailed as their porn watching habits get logged

stop being a brainlet and taking them doing this at face value.

All the details is being controlled and logged by Mindgeek. Everything else writes itself

Yes because the government should take care of you and your children.

can anyone explain this weird brit obsession of censoring porn?
especially since they are ok with any other type of degeneracy

>93 percent of Britbongs literally believe it is the job of the government and the NHS to take care of them and their Britbong kids

This is why there was no outrage over Rotterham. Britbongs just said “just let the nanny government deal with it”, it’s their business, not the parents’.

>implying this is a bad thing
Probably the best thing the U.K. government has done since the British Empire. This may prevent kids stumbling upon porn sites and actually encourage adults to go out and breed. I’m sure (((they))) don’t want this law to come into effect.

If you use a VPN, will you still need to go through the AgeID gate? Asking for a friend

How are they going to verify it?
Will you need a porn loicense?

Nope.

>(((they))) own the porn industry
>(((they))) block porn from the british

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if the Britbongs have their porn blocked, pedophila and rapes are going to go through the roof

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>This may prevent kids stumbling upon porn sites and actually encourage adults to go out and breed.
It won't. There will be normie friendly guides for getting around it soon after. Those that do buy the loicense will have their ID linked porn history leaked by some twat leaving a usb on the train.
>I’m sure (((they))) don’t want this law to come into effect.
They get to charge you for using ageid and get to sell your info.

Eventually, the UK government will introduce regulation that regulates VPNs, so it won’t be possible to circumvent the AGEID thing.

it's not censoring it's age verification. games, movies, alcohol and porn is age verified at point of purchase, but porn is free on the internet. this verification attempt will apply to paid services to see if it functions then it will be applied to freely available porn. that's the point of it, but it will fail. it's been failing since it was first suggested 6 years ago. hope that helps

This may be the final straw. Men used to be able to go out in the world and explore, live off the land if they wanted but any more, we're like Tigers at the zoo trapped in our cages, pacing back and fourth all day not allowed to do a fucking thing, can't even wank ourselves.

Imo it's all about restricting the flow of information, people want transparent government but instead we're not allowed to question or debate things anymore- government/political/religious things, not allowed to know what banks and corporations are up to, what's in our food, medicine and drinking water, everything on the WORLD WIDE web is region blocked, news stories don't get reported. remember 9/11? Well it's in your best interest and your personal safety to not know what was said in bushes closed door meeting, or what the pentagon cameras saw all those years ago, dummy. Jfk files? You can't know. Vatican archives? not your business. Information is too dangerous for regular people to know, now sit in your cuck shed and don't wank yourself or question anything.

It's called tracking and is how dictatorial regimes work.

I don't fucking care I will use vpn/tor now shut the fuck up...

Cool so now if anybody tries to politically challenge them we have a black mail database on the entire country so that'll be helpful.

Actually the oposite is true. We've just legalised all consensual pornography. Mostly because juries refuse to convict on it.

And example case of Britains new degenerate accepting culture.
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Peacock

Also worth noting we allow tits in run of the mill tabloids. So your shit webm is shit senpai

Literally an "oi mate, do you have a license to have visitors to your website"

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tracking what, faps per minute? who fucking cares?

Basically, you need to provide legal ID to a middleman (company owned by PornHub) or provide your ID to a retailer who will sell you a marginally less personal Porn Pass that you can use to register with the middleman.
So either way your name, address and date of birth is collected and your porn habits are logged against it and collected in a wonderful database which will never ever be breached and made public.

Just kidding, you only need a VPN.

too busy jerking off

Actually it is censoring, at the same time, they're using the same block to lock down what the Tory government considers to be "extreme pornography". With porn being defined as "designed to sexually stimulate" and extreme being define as "extreme in nature".
So basically they can block whatever they consider extreme in addition to monitoring porn habits of individuals with their personal data attached.

Hey, remember the time before Jews lobbied to have hardcore porn fucking everywhere?
Remember how everything was better then?
Hmmmm.

This, Britain will literally be swimming in VPNs.

I cannot wait for the fap loicense riots. 2019 is shaping up to be fucking hilarious.

>Country already suffering from severe sexual repression problems, exacerbated by frigid and highly selective women who will MAYBE talk to you if you're at least 8/10
>Takes away the only sordid outlet most men have

Do they realise what they are going to do? There won't be organised protest, there never is, and especially not for this since protesting to be able to wank is an embarrassment. The real effect will be seen in the jump in suicide rates, mental health problems, sexual crimes etc. Sexual frustration is a fast track to ruin for a man. I don't believe anyone who thinks being without sexual fulfilment is healthy for a man.

This country is run by middle-aged, men-hating, trendy-scarf-wearing, Labour-voting women and their cuck husbands who don't understand men.

Lmao UK is a fucking joke.

>Do they realise what they are going to do?
If the plan works they're going to make PornHub a lot of money because they're the ones running the porn pass and basically they'll be able to corner the market on UK porn and have a government backed monopoly.
If the plan doesn't work they're going to make NordVPN a lot of money instead.
Basically the move is stupid and doesn't even achieve the stated goal of protecting children who stumble upon pornography accidentally while browsing Facebook or Twitter because this change doesn't even involve Facebook or Twitter.
I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what the actual purpose is and I'm sure it's just the result of corporate lobbying or gross incompetence.

they can block any sites they wish and this has nothing to do with that, so no it isn't censoring because that already happens

>It's not censorship because it's already censorship
Fair enough bruv.

>not letting your teen daughter outside, ever, when hordes of frustrated young men roam the streets.
Porn has been freely accessible over TWENTY years now, thats going to be cold turkey.

>Bellend floggers
Ffs what is this world

>tfw 53% of British porn watchers are female

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You will when the human resource muslima orally pressure the boss to deny you a promotion for that reason, without telling you of cource.

Flog is synonymous with beat, bell refers to the bell-shaped protrusion on the end off the shaft - the bellend.
It refers to male masturbation. Choking the chicken, rubbing one out, helping winky blinky the one eyed sergeant fire his rounds, going on a date with Mrs Palm and her five sisters, wanking, tossing.
A fap.

>deny people porn
>they start improving themselves
>good goys naturally become bad goys
uh, what's going on here

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>buy unlimited data plan
>setup closed proxy on some old shitty computer
>charge brits $1 to use it for a month
>????
>profit

>Chav logs on for his daily wank
>OI M8 PORN LOICENSE NOW
>Checks date
>April 2nd
>Fug it's real
>Too dumb to use VPN, too scared to get loicense

This story will repeat itself in many, many a bedroom of the 6/10 and below, all at once. You will be able to FEEL the pent up frustration on the streets, and the jealousy of people who have girlfriends. At a time when the same people who want to block porn are whinging about the rise in violent crime, too.

>not just using 4shit for degeneracy
shiggy diggy
>still watching porn instead of working out in home gym
BIG SHIGGY DIGGY

>muh vpn
cope

>using tor

fuck off, pedo-britbong

What if I already pay for an account with my debit card? Will I still have to go to the paki shop for my £5 licence and have Abdul judge me?
It'll auto renew in the next week or so and I might be screwed out of my £50 subscription.

Well, it only affects porn websites so you'll still be able to find plenty of porn on Twitter. Normies will find a way to cope.

most people will work it out, yes. But any restriction is going to have at least some sort of effect.

/this/

By April 5, bent up sexual frustrations will lead to random fights on the street.

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>Introduce a licensing requirement for firearms
"h-haha nobody needs a gun anyway, tyrannical government is a retarded concept"
>here we are, 2019
>populace completely disarmed
>government doesn't respect the peoples vote at all, fuck around drinking tea in parliament all day and wipe their ass with the referendum
>niggers, muslims and other third worlders taking over, living in £200k apartments courtesy of white slaves
>literally need a licence to fap
>can be arrested at any time just for browsing this website
Please learn from our mistakes. Don't go down this road.

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WTH? Who seriously pays for porn? Is this a joke?

It'll have an economic effect on the porn industry, like their previous bans on female ejaculation had on porn production here in the UK.
For the end user it only affects people who pay for internet pornography, they'll either allow themselves to be catalogued or learn how to get free porn instead.

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(((they're))) using it as a pretense to ban VPNs

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That's the thing though, it isn't blocking porn in the UK, it's monopolizing it.

My first exposure to porn was rooting through the undergrowth at my local park and stumbling across a porn mag.

Are they going to control parks too?

Did you have a licence to be in the park?