Americans have never held this

>pet stores are non-existant in america
In 3rd grade a girl in my class brought her pet hedgehog in for show and tell. I threw it at the fat kid and yelled eat up fatty. I got detention for a week and the girl cried.

>hedgehog as a pet
That's pretty weird desu senpai. We just encourage them into our gardens because they eat all the slugs that want our sweet lettuce.

I held this with my bare hands, young one, and it is pointy as hell. Poor bastard was stuck on a road so i picked up to put him back to bushes

People always assume hedgehogs are greasy. Members of the order erineceamorpha are proud and extremely fastidious mammals. If one can overcome his trepidation at the sight of her spines, a hedgehog can make a wonderful pet. Or...companion. Their spines are not spines at all but soft hairs made firm with keratin. At first, she may bristle at your touch. But as she warms to you...she may place a tiny paw on the glass. Whispering, touch me. Touch me like no man ever could.

we have black people though, they're funnier

I have held hedgehogs before. They're cute!

based

we have them damn things always sticking quills in the dogs face

They're a popular pet. I've never seen one in the wild though.

can't have them as pets anymore, though

Their quills do not break skin.

Says the leaf whose country's about to be run by one?.......

Still, I am a pheasant plucker.

Have seen a hedgehog a few times a year at my parents garden, pretty chill animals. Parents usually leave a bowl of food for them and its actually recommended by animal protection groups to do so.

a leprosy carrying armadillo stands in your path.

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they have this to hold

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Haha part and parcel. And you have been reported to uk thought police. U better hope that your knives have their GPS trackers installed

Oh yeah?! Well we have wild monkeys walking our streets! Beat that, losers!

Those will fuck you up. youtube.com/watch?v=Utb7RtKtlEM

They like dog food or maggots. Or anything from your local Indian takeaway with less than 2 chilli's next to the description.

Sorry I was gone.

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Bigger stop being a faggot, I own one

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My car's tire rolls for initiative

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Why is this a thread?

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Looks like a flaccid cock desu

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Ah but it isn't the European Hedgehog, the largest and the best.

did he died?

Why not? Beats having another ching chong thread.

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kinda want one now

He looks mildly upset

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oof

They only live a few years. Be prepared for your heart to be broken. ;(

They're pretty cute. They come out right after we turn out the lights, then it enters the shed and eats out of the cats bowl. The cats just watch it. Picking it up is pretty cool. The spikes aren't particularly sharp to sear the skin if you are delicate.

I presume then there are hedgehogs in Japan, because of Sonic the Hedgehog? Kinda odd that it became a major hit in the US with no hogs.

Still pretty big, and hardly hard to hold. They do bite if they smell food on your hands

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autism

Every seventh grade classroom has a hedgehog.

Fine

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Shews live even less. They can't be kept as pets as they need to feed every two hours.

Don't get mad, but I'd rather have kangaroos.

They buy them in their pet stores why do you think we're running out of them?

They get along with my doggos too

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kek

Wild European Hedgehogs aren't biters. One wild one in my garden was just sniffing around like a dog, it was quite fatigued since it was covered in Ticks.

These are Pols emotional support animals to deal with the comedown from Based Kebab Remover.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Different species you daft apeth.

I had a pet hedgehog. They're shitty pets. They aren't indigenous to North America. We have something that's a mix between African hedgehogs with something else.
They stink, they're mean, and you have to keep their cage at 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
Most of them get bone cancer and die by age 4.

I heard that hedgehogs aren't really interactive pets. More like "look but don't touch" pets that only kinda tolerant being handled.

Ticks are niggers

Or a wallaby

And before some triggerhappy jannie gets buttmad this is an ecofascism thread, we want to protect these animals. From Jews.

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Everything is docile in the cucked states of America.
In Serbia these motherfuckers curl up, hiss, breathe like maniacs, and jump up to sting you as soon as you approach. Also one of them literally bit me and wouldn't let go for 10 seconds.
These are degenerate animals that should not exist.

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Hedgehogs are bro tier pets

>>>What's that hedgie? Remove kebab?

So shall it be done

(Can some edit the eyes to glow for me)

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there's no sanic in burgerland?

Speaking of which
Support op-Wild/pol/ to protect our spiny frens, britbongs

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They really are.

Now I know what I’m missing in life, thanks a lot brit

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Porcupines

Adorable. Would pet.

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Is that nerve gas?

That's a FAMAS, dummy

Hogman hogman can’t you see?

I thought his eye was an asshole pushing out a moist turd.

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Durr you yanks don't have pet stores

This was my first pet dipshit, and I didn't need a loisance for it

>serbs btfo by a 5 ounce rodent

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But not wild ones in your garden. You really should introduce the European Hedgehog.

>Jow Forums - Hedgehog Love

Insectivore.

If they are effective at slug control, I should think they'd be quite popular in many parts of the country.

That one was a Bosnian hedgehog.

I grew up a bit as a kid in Germany, 97-01. I remember me and my brother wacking these guys like golfballs with a shovel or kiddy baseball bat whenever we found em in our backyard

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>introduce a foriegn species to your environment
You already tricked us with niggers, we wont be fooled again.

Kek

>rolls up into a ball for defense
Its like they are biologically engineered to be fucked with.

Definitely more like an autistic albozerg hedgehog.
Bosnians are stoic. They don't hiss and screech and bite.

They might develop into their own species in North America, they used to roam North America in the Miocene but died out there.

They were Jews. Not even British Jews they were Spanish, Portuguese and Dutch Jews.

I held one in a petting zoo. Their spikes dont hurt. Hedgehogs are just pet store gerbils with spikey shells. The wild ones are prolly mean though.

My cold heart has melted

That's horrid.

Badgers? CUTE
Foxes? CUTE
Hedgehogs? CUTE
Slow-worms? CUTE
Bluetits? CUTE

BRITISH NATURE IS FUCKING CUTE

Your white card has just been revoked dude, you're a gypsy now. How does it feel breh?

>hedgehog lined fleshlights when?

They do when you throw one.
nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-post/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503438&objectid=10970453

Feels normal. I don't know what kind of nuisance these guys are. Are they like ground hogs?

Not at all. They're sort of something like a hamster in size and temperment.

>Ready for boogaloo

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With gardening gloves of corse

>badgers
viscious nocturnal overgrown stoat
>Foxes
nuisanse hazardous diseased pest animal
>Hedgehog
flea ridden slug eating prickly roadkill
>slow worms
endangered mutated blind snake worm
>Bluetit
ravenous omniverous backyard scavenger