I talk about eggs

The law is slowly changing man. (((They))) will no longer have to prove your guilty. You will now have to prove your innocent. How do you show evidence of doing nothing? Dark times ahead.

You can stop being a terrorist you fuckhead.

poached eggs are nicer yes

Dog whistle.

BAN ALL EGGPOSTERS

Why the fuck not Officer mister?...burger?

I prefer my eggs cooked in the oven

I'm not saying I have an illegal Chicken in the city.

Best comment.

I tried and I got shit all over my stove! Fuck you Asian trolls! I scrambled them like you said.

You should drink vodka first to steady the tremors.

Bruh lmao, that pic is toats me rn lmao fuckin so blazed rn bruh lmao fr fr fr ecksdee

How do you even make kosher eggs?

if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

Had wine and used vinegar. Still turned into a soup that exploded.

It's illegal to havve Chickens in the city in Europe.

You should always sweep for bombs before making soup. How quickly the lessons of the war are lost.

Why is Trump sucking off Greece?

youtu.be/hB47B10ChcU

There's a subsurban town near where I live where they gave hens to house owners.

>implying a pole doesn't know how to handle his alcoholism

>egg soup
not up to your usual standards

Lel

Help me Jow Forums, help me.

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You see, egg was a nazi codeword for genoice. Whenever a German invoice states that eggs were delivered to a camp, it really means they executed jews.

-t. mainstream holocaust historian

Rooster enters fox nest, caged by chickens

Did I make a hillarious typo or is genocide now being filtered to genoice?

>-t. mainstream holocaust historian

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gee noice

Also posting about you know what results in SSL fail.

seems to be a typo, but in light of recent developments that filter should a thing

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Amazing OP, the glowflakes must be so paranoid rn they don't even realize that you're speaking seriously and not planning the next shoah
Or are you?

I'm talking about eggs.

you pack the oven almost full and a bury the calcium in the yard

What sort of eggs do you like user

The ones that give you toxic egg farts, of course.

oy please stop posting things like this here ok my genetic memories of the nazi egg fart chambers is triggering

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

You sure shoad him and his eggs.

Cheapest ones. I give 0 fucks if the chickens were "happy" or not.

>"eggs"

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You have to eat all the eggs

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Because most people aren't autistic and will settle for a reasonable assumption over a perfect mathematical proof. Same reason that retarded sovereign citizen bullshit doesn't work. It's not hard for a judge to tell you to fuck off and to rule against you in spite of how you came up with some toddler-grade loophole abuse scheme.

Mustard > Catchup

It's more than likely not a constitutional court, so that judge has no jurisdiction.

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>freezing eggs
>fertility topic
>banned

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I was not prepared for this level of savagery.

youtu.be/SsjJ1WWrV20

My Anus!

He may let you go if you eat all those eggs in one sitting.

Dear OP, I would have you know that I always get a laugh at how awful you are at cooking. You should really go over to /ck/ and have them teach you how to open an egg. Also you are a faggot in all fields.

Almost there. My Anus almost killed me...
I do it for her!

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/ck/ is dead.
Make /ck/ great again and I'll move.

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Eggs and alcohol don't mix.
Make it stop!

So the infamous post was based on real (JAV) events?

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>he doesn't know about JAV meme reenactment fetish porn

How's the health going buckwheat?
Did your remission check up go ok?

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Your my favorite pol poster senpai. Thank you for inspiring us to eat healthy food that can be cooked by boiling.

It's tyranny at that point. Shoot them.

Perhaps I should try boiling popcorn. I wonder if my phone is too much of a potato to be able to tape the results.

I prefer over easy on toast.

One month to go.
New frequencies of Tinnitus showed up.
I'm getting radicalized by lack of silence. I can't function without noise cancelling ear muffs!
I'll be fine I guess. Or I'll die. Who cares.

i eat them raw, im one of the only people that gets it

Balboa pilled.

But is it really the most effecient way to pack the eggs together?

>im one of the only people that gets it

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Hollaondatass sauce

you know what werks gud is if you fry up your "whatever" and right after dumping the eggs in it, smear a slice of bread into it so it reaches the bottom of the pan and soaks/toasts up while the eggs get to the desired consistency.

That way the bread is still soft enough at the end that it can be used to sop up the residue on the plate.

you could eat 8x that many eggs no problem, raw.

Have you looked at herbs that help?
Alc and melatonin have helped my tinnitus alot

I like to make grilled cheese sandwich with an over easy egg between the two slices of toast. OF COURSE, ya gotta make sure the egg is a little runny.

Good times. Back when I still ate bread.

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>Alc and melatonin have helped my tinnitus alot
No amount of serotonin will fix a damaged nerve for fucks sake.

I only ever do it at my parents' house, since I don't bother with bread. I have been thinking off and on if perhaps I should try putting a sourdough pretzel in instead, since I do enjoy one of those every so often.

>sourdough pretzel
I learned not to eat sugar without any minerals or vitamins. Seriously, the only thing remotely good in bread is selenium. Just eat some fish and fuck the bread.

You should eat brains. Some people recommend mixing them into eggs to hide the flavor and texture. I've never tried it. But that'll pretty well ensure that your body has nutrients available to it to support whatever amount of nerve regeneration might be possible. Axons can regrow and reattach depending on the circumstances.

What are good polish dishes?

>from your chatlogs it sounds like your planning a terrorist attack
>im only talking about eggs officer
>we have you in the chatlogs writing "im going to plant a bomb in the middle of town to destroy these here eggs"
>im just talking about eggs officer i swear

the strains of salmonella that do this are man made from chemmed up chickens. typical strains of salmonella are destroyed easily by ur immune system. posting a picture of some malnourished nigger (without context) doesnt make a point

zabiera mnie to do dziecinstwa :')

Only this could help

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Is that beet sauce?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaki
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kotlet_schabowy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borscht

Its soup. Beetroots+ kefir

Chlodnik. It's beets, green onion, bits of fried bacon, buttermilk, served cold with a side of mashed potatoes. You dip the potatoes in it, and it's basically an orgasm in your filthy eat-hole.

Actually the bacon is in the potatoes not the soup.

I'll check it out.