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New Zealanders explain yourselves. Also look at how many disgusting mutts there are in NZ. No wonder /ourguy/ Terrant tried to put a stop to these shitskins from breeding. Already looks 56% white over there
HAHAHA WTF IS THIS CRINGEY SHIT
Liam James
Nathan Lee
Holy shit lmao
Jayden White
Christopher King
Do these retards really not see the irony of they themselves being a displaced people and how, as a result, the only thing they got left of their culture is this cringey fucking mating ritual?
Evan Baker
Seeing whites doing this whacky dance is embarrassing
Hudson Phillips
They're maoris retard
Jeremiah Williams
They think they're Klingons or something wtf
Ryder Cox
Are there any white people living in new zealand?
Blake Sanchez
Man you are so right. Goddamnit I don't want the remnants of white culture to be some stupid shit like this nigger dance.
Evan Johnson
>tfw in 2150 the dab is the only thing the remaining mutt whites know of their old glorious culture
Brody Brooks
there is no letter "s" in maori, so the singular and plural are the same, retard.
Gavin Baker
>tfw the white minority is invited to floss at sport events, marriages, and funerals to represent their culture
Caleb Scott
no one gives a shit nerd
Oliver Bennett
fucking possessed people
Brandon Taylor
muh enrichment, now all they need is some period blood art
Dylan Williams
Jesus that thumbnail.
They really don't have any self awareness do they?
Landon Rodriguez
Literally an ooga booga nigger dance
Angel Allen
I love how they keep going for their dicks... that disgusting mutt on the left with the suit that has the pink piping... what a monstrosity
Dylan Powell
Look at those faces, it's like they became demonically possessed doing their hakuna-matata dance. Disgusting.
Landon Cooper
Lol please do explain why anyone gives a fuck about the grammar of some random island tribe that got wiped out and only exists today as an unfortunate curio.
Hudson Jones
What a bunch of fucking retards
Dominic Jenkins
Leftist clickbait, essentially. Reddit loves this shit. The haka is overdone now. Imagine having your tribal history be used as a political tool by kids. lel
Ryder Sullivan
>They're maoris retard
Ok fag. But can someone redpill me on these Maori niggers? Who are they and where do they come from. They all look ugly and fat from what i have seen
Christian Brown
they're Bionicles
Sebastian Gomez
SO MANY MEME POSSIBILITIES. PLEASE NO TERORISM THO.
Lucas Rogers
Jason Scott
Dis is what a haka looks like in Germany.
Christian Jenkins
WE TRULY LIVE IN A CLOWN WORLD.
Michael Clark
Dylan Bailey
the haka is so annoying and gay.
why is every part of maori culture based around violence and intimidation?
why do they have to be so big and scary?, the fact that they smell like hot garbage, rotten fish and cat shit is enough to scare 99% of people away.
Joseph Brown
Humans were a mistake
Tyler Evans
What a thoroughly ugly people.
Tyler Walker
The dance is actually pretty lit when its done by the right people.
Brody Nelson
Because Australia is a hyper-deadly shithole and their main way to not die was scaring away shit around them?
Samuel Nguyen
>american can't process actual emotions
Nolan Howard
Me after watching that
Nolan Adams
Bro, we hire them to do our scaffolding. It really is that bad.
Carter Flores
I hope Tracey see this post
Anthony Jenkins
no its cringe all the way. i bet it was scary as shit 200 years ago when the enemy did it before the battle but now its just cringe
Alexander Williams
>done by the right people
>Niggerball players
try again sweetie
youtube.com
Jackson Brooks
look here
some mossad fag started 3 threads larping as leaf. he started first one exactly 7:48 AM in israel, had lunch break he mentioned at ~13:20 in Israel and finished at 17:40 Israel time.
In Canad he would have to start in the middle of the night having lunch time
around the 7AM
and finishing around noon
Easton Collins
I'm scared by the thumbnail alone. I didn't know humans can stretch their face muscles that far down.
Matthew Gomez
LOL
Carter Barnes
can you imagine being a maori and actually being proud of it?
just a race of big, dumb and violent creatures.
the 'greatest' part of your culture is pulling a retarded face and beating your chest like a gorilla.
a family of morbidly obese abbos passed out on the beach one day after drinking 200 VBs.
the tide dragged them out to sea and their fat allowed them to float across the ocean to NZ.
then they fucked some wild pigs and inbreeded for 500 years...
that's how maoris were invented.
Brody Scott
>Maori
Polynesian Island people like native Hawaiians, they're also good at rugby I guess
Modern Maori wish they had half the connection to Polynesian mythology that bionicles had.
Chase Rogers
>try again sweetie
Okay sure, I'll try again;youtube.com
Cameron Howard
LA
John Jenkins
Jaxson Nelson
>when you go on Jow Forums to get triggered
Joshua Scott
HAHAHA they already have a generation of basedbois with women doing the haka too now (oh soo progressive)...it ruins the whole fucking thing. NZ why are you guys are spreading your cheeks to oblivion?
Alexander Howard
they came from the pacific islands and invaded new zealand around 1200 AD, they literally killed and ate the natives, probably why they're all so fat
Jeremiah Morris
Gentlemen, New Zealand has fallen.
Gavin Bailey
if you think there is, or ever was anything based about maoris and maori culture, you are mistaken.
the entire maori race has acted as an extortion gang for the last 50 years.
they bully middle class white land owners into HANDING OVER their hard earned property for FREE by claiming there is 'maori ghosts', or 'ancient maori artifacts' on the land, and it belongs to the maori people.
Xavier Price
are those kiwi niggers?
Kevin Martin
I like the part when the opposing team doesn't give a shit about them.
Jackson Rogers
worse
maori
Angel Richardson
good god
Daniel Hughes
Are all Maori women so masculine and fat, or just the ones in this video?
Jose Gray
New Zealand was the last Pacific island to be settled by Polynesians, in about the 13th century. Same cunts as Hawaiians and Samoans. There is some indication that there were New Guinea natives in NZ already who were slaughtered and devoured by the Maoris. Against this possibility is the fact that ten foot tall emus called moas, and the 20 foot wingspan Haast's Eagle that preyed on them, still existed when Maoris arrived. It's likely that any previous humans would have killed them off.
Adrian Hernandez
all of them, they're just kiwi niggers, what did you expect?
Jeremiah Carter
my grandfather once saw a hot abbo girl at a truck stop in N.T in the early 1960s.
but as of 2019, no one has ever seen a fuckable maori, (or even one that will not make you vomit on sight)...
it is thought they may exist in some parallel universes, but it is not confirmed.
Andrew Cox
No wonder their men are breeding with white women. Who'd want to mount that?
Nicholas Green
same reason black men choose white women, nigger whores are fucking nasty
Noah Jones
I would.
Imagine her going to work on your cock with that much enthusiasm.
Zachary Miller
there is plenty of cute black/african girls.
but good luck finding a maori one.
Samuel Thompson
Connor Martinez
She looks like she'd bite it off and eat it in front of you.
Thomas Green
Alexander Hernandez
>do your nignog spear chucker dance
>*British grenediers fife and drum starts playing*
Congrats, you are now a colony
Liam Wright
Indigenous girls < black girls < white girls
James Brown
the haka is so fucking gay, why do shitlibs fall all over themselves to pretend that it's cool?
Jaxson Wright
M16>AK47>(((AK74)))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HaKa products
Henry Carter
fug
Elijah Thompson
good thing we beat back the savages eh?
Ayden Gonzalez
What does this tribal dance even do? What ritual purpose does it serve to these people?
Oliver Morgan
>Teeth scrape helmet
Elijah Rogers
New Zealand is the island where the Anglo put all their bastard mutt offspring they had with the Abbos. Maori are the posterity of this bastard mutt of a race.
Joshua Mitchell
Seems like cultural appropriation to me.
Benjamin Harris
>whites
Jaxson Rivera
Supposed to intimidate their enemies.
Didn't intimidate a 16 pounder gun though eh lads
Wyatt Harris
It's a war dance or something, mostly used these days to intimate opposing Rugby teams, NZ do this instead of a national anthem.
Logan Richardson
they are indigenous so actually no
Blake Perry
candace is fucking ugly m8, she looks like that ksi nigga. You only like her because she 'btfo leftist'.
Lincoln Jones
>New Zealand was the last Pacific island to be settled by Polynesians, in about the 13th century. Same cunts as Hawaiians and Samoans.
ohhh ok....but what I am really wondering is who are these Polynesian people genetically closest too? They look really weird to me. Like some kind of nigger, asian, spic mixture. I don't really know how to describe it. You know what I mean?
Levi Butler
The haka is so fucking stupid. I know Maoris who even think the shit is over done and annoying now.
Tyler Thompson
>plenty of cute black/african girls
Plenty? I wouldn't go that far. 82% of black women here are obese. Attractive ones exist, but they are a rarity.
Easton Smith
ehhhhhhhh see what you did ther m8
Aaron Edwards
candace lookin like a sunburned onion my nigga
Jaxson Green
Cannibal dance. I mean you guys do realize they were cannibals right?
Jason Stewart
Their doing it in fucking blue jeans and khaki shorts, white shirts and ties lol. These people are brainwashed sheep.
Ethan Myers
What's the message they're sending here then if it's a war dance? There will be retribution? Or are they even thinking the symbolism through.
Ryan Martinez
I want to fuck a maori slut
Asher Thompson
New Zealand was one of Scotlands attempted colonies along with Canada that bankrupted us iirc. It all worked out though we joined with England then came back and pumped the natives a second time.
Christian Morgan
>Supposed to intimidate their enemies.
So why are they doing it for massacre victims?
Sebastian Hill
>No wonder /ourguy/ Terrant
your guy, Schlomo, yep sounds right
Isaac Collins
its the "ooga booga complexion". they share it with native americans, native alaskans, maons, ect. surely youve seen people that look like that before? (usually obese and overly agressive)
Luke Perry
intimidate*
Kayden Bailey
Think it is just a load of bullshit now m8, you even have white kids standing there dancing like wogs in that crowd when 200 years ago their great grandpa was bayonetting those cunts.
Adam Ramirez
Is this all their culture can do?
before games, retarded shouting dance with ugly faces
wedding ? retarded shouting dance with ugly faces
movie premier, retarded shouting dance with ugly faces
funeral, retarded shouting dance with ugly faces
terrorist attack, retarded shouting dance with ugly faces
kek, they overdid it so much that its just pathetic now
William Butler
they are trying to intimidate future shooters wit there ooga booga dances