Caught choking the chicken

Was just caught beating my meat, what do?

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This board is fucking useless

So fucking what. I hope you didnt stop and showed dominance

Go back and unbeat your meat

Finish the job

I refuse to answer your question until you apologize for calling this board useless

I thought that calling this board useless was a reaction to reading this stupid question

I said it was useless bc it took an hour for someone to answer

Father left my room immediately, so I finished

Great. I was defending you dingo.
Stop asking stupid things then.

Stop being a fucking cunt, this is a first for me

How am i a cunt, asshat.

I'm asking for advice as to what I should do, not be told whether my question is stupid or not, if you aren't gonna give advice just fuck off

You should have offered to jack him off too

Well, i did give advice u piece of garbage, lol

>This board is fucking useless

Laugh it off

What was your advice

Your question is fucking retarded

Next time just finger your asshole.

Cool, I don't really give a shit

My advice was you should have offered to jack your father off too

That you are supposed to fking finish like an alpha. There is literally nothing else to do.
I hope u dont intend to talk with him about it like some idiot

I’ll bet you were jacking off to pictures of your own mother

>I hope u dont intend to talk with him about it like some idiot
Fuck no

You fucking suck, OP. What kind of a stupid retard gets caught jacking off?

. For the future
Leaving the door open is only worth it if you have a sister.

You’re an idiot and an asshat. I hope someone keys your car and then sucker punches you from behind and stomps on your penis and nutsack

Because your question is very very stupid, and you are also stupid

I bet you have such a small penis that he didn’t even notice.

lmao, my mom caught me one time cause I wouldn't lock my door and all that happened was lectures expressing her disappointment and my dad making fun of me for like a couple weeks. Just pretend it didnt happen... you will get over it

>lectures expressing her disappointment
wtf? Disappointed at what? what's wrong with masturbation?