You now remember Sam Kriss
Brit/pol/ - Sam Kriss edition
Camden Perry
Andrew Cox
Who here hasn't put a bet on a no deal brexit yet?
Lucas Phillips
i remember this cunt.
got axed after fiddling with a lassie.
degenerate "male feminist"
can't keep his commie hands off the birds.
what a twat.
he probably has aids too.
he probably caught it from drinking all that commie cum from those autistic american podcasters
Wyatt Thompson
Jace Cook
i see sam kriss walking toward me.
i clench my fist into an iron ball.
i put my first right throw his commie head.
socialist brain matter sprays everywhere.
i kick his limp body to pieces.
then i piss on his commie corpse.
another victory for me and england
Carter Davis
That is the most punchable face I've ever seen.
John Green
BREXIT CANCELLED
Isaac Ortiz
This is just top-tier trolling satire
BASED
Aaron Foster
Can't stand this twat
Benjamin Turner
I can say, for anyone wondering, that the britpol culture and ideology was almost completely inspired by Sam Kriss' writings. Thank you Sam "The Leader" Kriss.
Kayden Turner
>Sabotaging Brexit Deal
Could you sabotage that deal any more?
Jason Gutierrez
i am at a party.
it is full of socialites.
autistic commie podcasters.
"socialists"
sam kriss begins to rub his penis in my face.
i cut his eyes out with my flick knife.
another victory for womanhood and capitalism
Jayden Diaz
>Narration of webm
vocaroo.com
Where is this user and why hasn't he got a youtube channel?
Charles Sanchez
>the final battle between Norf and Souf is coming..
Zachary Lewis
hi guys im sam kriss.
wanna try some socialism?
get a load of my marxist penis.
this cock is fully automated.
Ian Baker
We still Wild/pol?
Nathan Collins
James Thompson
are sam posted a blog entry not long ago. nice to see some sign of life, even if his spiel has become rather tired at this point
Isaac Bell
youtube.com
disgusting
Zachary Diaz
A genuine classic
Gavin Jenkins
Maybe so but he's actually just following established parliamentary protocol under our constitution.
Still a slime. He's trying to force a delay (aka cancellation)
Charles Turner
He's awful. Who's the worst though? Fiona? Katty Kay? Simon McCoy?
Matthew Cruz
i see sam kriss fiddling with my missus.
he is talking in her ear about democratic socialism.
i drop kick him to the face.
he falls to ground in a heap of souf poofter weakness.
i continue to batter him with my superior norfen arms.
another victory for capitalism against male feminists
Evan Johnson
>leaving out the beginning
wow, not suspicious at all jew. Would hate for someone to think you were trying to contort the truth for ill gained sheckles.
The first quote being
>you never know guys, you never know
interesting right? Wonder why you never mentioned it... hmmmmm
Ryder Clark
Name a more incompetent MP as minister in British parliamentary history.
Pro-tip:
>You can't
>Bonus
Chris Grayling has removed this pic from google image search so save and mock it
Thomas Reed
May now has to go to Brussels to ask for an extension to implement an agreement she can't put in front of parliament without amendments the EU aren't going to give.
I smell No Deal and it's like a balm for my soul.
Jose Bailey
Stop
Sebastian Collins
thank god, every time I see a worm like thing unopened I instantly think its that worm in the bellend vid
Jeremiah Lee
now that his career is completely and irrevocably destroyed, we should try and get him to start posting in here, what else is he going to do at this point? bet hed be quite a good poster
Zachary Fisher
So what was the final rundown on the Utrecht shooting earlier? Terrorism?
Justin Rodriguez
All of Sly Skews is pretty shit desu
Adrian King
Nolan Evans
Really, the BBC should commission a show with sketches and creativity like this
But the suits and middle-class machine youngsters won't
Jaxson Lopez
James Morales
If may can't push through her deal soon, the EU will be seeking a long extension.
Henry Gutierrez
Amber Rudd in every job she's had. Only got them through nepotism.
Logan Cox
Also, I swear private-eye stole this shitpost for their recent issue.
Parker Allen
GAS GAS GAS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT ITS ON
Gabriel Rogers
McCoy is another supercilious cunt too. Absolute scum, the lot of 'em.
Brandon Gonzalez
lol thats my copypaste
the pub froze..as if time itself had slowed... the giggles of terry & baz became slurred... the confrontation of the century has begun. Souf FC took two massive strides towards norf FC before bouncing forward and slamming his mountainous belly into Norf FC's chest. *boom*. the gods would be proud. Norf FC flies backwards stumbling over himself... all honour and joy has left him. but it gets worse. *crack* ... his back hits the corner of the snooker table. he's going down. *thud* his head smacks against a chair. *wahey* his flailing arm knocks a pint of fosters and a glass of rum n coke all over him. the shame. he gurgles the cocktail of sweat and beverage and desperately tries to get up. Souf FC is victorious once again.
Justin Cruz
To do what exactly? And how does that square with the upcoming European "Parliament" elections?
Isaac Brooks
Wasn't he posting from Spain?
Isaiah Cook
WELCOME TO THE BROKEN LOW
WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO LIVE
Jace Hall
>Only got them through nepotism.
You know re-evaluate such an assertion now you know about her being impaled on the Kwarteng
>Amber, darling, let's discuss post-Brexit trade stipulations over a drink at mine...
Lincoln Butler
hi i am the friend of sam kriss.
i also live with my gay friend owen jones.
im a fag hag as i cannot get a man to service this communist pussy.
sam kriss is innocent.
he never did nuffin wrong.
vote cobbuism.
up the workers!
Elijah Garcia
She can't push through her deal at all, not without "substantial changes" as making them vote for the same thing over and over again isn't democratic. Will the EU give "substantial changes"? I doubt it. It really is no deal or withdraw A50 at this point. Bercow has just pushed things to a head.
Cooper Allen
General elections, possible new referendum or cancelation or w/e. Maybe time to negotiate changes to the deal.
The parliament elections will simple have to go ahead. The EU is preparing for such.
Asher Thomas
we have no choice, it must be a thick no deal Brexit
It's already in the legislation isn't it still?
Aaron Nguyen
Is she really as terrible as Grayling?
Good shout
I'm going for Stephen Byers or Jacqui Smyth
Can we have an all
time ministerial First 11 footy team?
Logan Baker
>"substantial changes"
She could just get more legal clarifications from the EU again like last time. That was enough for the second vote on what was very much the same deal.
Anthony Mitchell
youtube.com
didn't know he lurked
Michael Adams
>Brit/pol/ comes together to create a nightmarish sketch show set in an dystopian post industrial waste land called 'Ingurland'. Where the daily trials and tribulations of the local Norfs are laid bare
It'd be awesome but Norf F.C gets called racist but I love Ngubu so how can I be a racist? I remember when ironic racism was a joke on TV, like Little Britain etc. That's all gone now and wont come back. What a shame.
Ethan Bennett
But you didn't narrate it?
It's a damn shame i'll never meet you or that narrator IRL.
Probably for the best
Keep up the creative work. KEEP writing and creating.
Well done
David Butler
yeah he seems to have such a bleak outlook on life and mankind, it wouldn't surprise me if he's a perfectly brit/pol/-compatible angry young man who wants to see the world burn and only donned the socialism bit to pick up art hoes named francesca
Kevin Gomez
I'm still cautiously optimistic but the entire thing is a toss up. No one in westminister (probably not even May herself) has a clue what to do next or what's going on. JRM was on LBC earlier and spent the entire time basically saying "wait and see if we can still get to no deal"
Caleb Fisher
What's left to clarify at this point?
Carter Myers
Yeah but between them and the beeb there must be a top contender
Cameron Ramirez
Take your meds schizo
Blake Myers
Such changes might only be acceptable if the attorney-general's legal advice changes, i.e. we have a legal way to unilaterally get out of the backstop. The house already declared that this would be enough to get her deal through. I don't think she can get that and thus there will be no substantial change.
Chase Brown
Ayden Perry
No MP is going to willingly put themselves in front of the voters and parliament has already rejected a second referendum.
Brayden Bennett
genuinely up for contributing to what will be a half-arsed attempt at a proper content creation and the inevitable lawsuits over who owns what copyright when it gains traction and acknowledgement in the MSM via some hipster who promotes it on some new-fangled platform and ultimately ends with one or more of us in a coke-fueled escort-orgy suicide plastered all over the tabloids and ironically leads to media shutting the very avenues of this creation, down with hilarious and tragic consequences for future autistic internet creators.
Jonathan Howard
Matthew Wood
Dominic Price
naa im not the one who narrated it. man, that was mid last year i think ? seems like a lifetime ago already
Brandon Myers
Anything they want. There was nothing particularly clarified that wasn;t already there clear enough in the original deal anyways. More likely they'll just push for an extension however imo. Even if the EU was willing to make more clarifications, they'd be seriously doubtful by now it would make any difference. I'm sure most of us here didn't see much point in a 3rd vote on mays deal anyways.
Jackson Morris
BUT OTHERS WOULD LEAK IT, HIS SERVICE IS SECRET, PLAYS GOD WHEN ITS YOUR TIME TO GO
QUEEN AND COUNTRY SAFE AND SOUND
VILLAINS 6 FEET UNDERGROUND
NOONE KNOWS COS NOONES FOUND
ANY TRACE OF THE MAN FOR ALL SEASONS
LOVES THEM AND LEAVES THEM ALONE
SO ALONE
Jace Watson
Christian Butler
Josiah Ramirez
Isaac Price
That was fucking art
Samuel Lopez
Nicholas Harris
>we have a legal way to unilaterally get out of the backstop
Did he actually say that in the end? There wasn't even anything changed about the backstop.
>The house already declared that this would be enough to get her deal through
Obviously wrong though
Jaxon Perez
Anyone else seeing a hint of oriental?
Wyatt Ward
Sometimes I hold my breath whilst fapping, I don't mean to, it just happens
My mum said my face goes purple
Jackson Wood
T
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N
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Julian Robinson
>one chance at life
>Not born a Pikey
Mason Rodriguez
You're saying they'll be no general election?
Noah Howard
he used to post on a spinoff of SA and he was edgelord posting to the point that he would be shunned even on britpol. This was a while back though.
Kevin Parker
yes, its from inbreeding.
the slanted eyes.
the mutated genes of communism.
Wyatt Carter
>I bloody making them take the funnies back. >Bastard Bitch commissioners they all make a bloody show of meeeh for the diversity and show they not the racist but I knowing they are the liberal racist bastard bitches the most but they no use this brit/pol laughing on the tv and the streams because they bloody scared of the twitters and their own hypocrisies; now you seeing?
Adrian Reed
Respect to based Anons
Jason Bennett
Who is this and why should i care?
Andrew Howard
Needs a majority of 2/3 of the Commons. The tories might be fighting like cats in a sack at the moment but they're not stupid enough to want an election.
Parker Diaz
Is that Ellie Mae O'Hagan?
David Nelson
Even if it was the only way the EU would grant an extension? That is some wild shit.
Elijah Bailey
i walk into the pub.
i see sam kriss chatting up my bird.
dafuq?
muthafukka?
hear him talking marxist talking points.
stride over.
bam.
pint glass over his head.
he goes down in a heap of poofter bones.
i kick his skull to communist mush.
another victory.
Parker Russell
A Norf FC show would be great. Done in the vein of Murdoch Murdoch would be better than anything those cunts at the BBC could achieve. I'd like an episode where the ghost of Sir Oswald Mosley begins appearing to Big Kev in Manchester.
Eli Ross
Why do mutts hate us.
It would do the world a favour if America, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Israel just vanished.
Leo Hall
He didn't say it, but the house voted that if there was a way out of the backstop they would pass her deal. The DUP and ERG lot would vote for it pushing it over the line. It could still fail at that point, but that's the "substantial change" that'd make it worth voting for again. The problem for her is, the EU won't give her that. So the deal is dead.
Liam White
yes. another communist whore.
the four communist horsemen of the onions-ocaplyse.
they should be fed into a woodchipper
Juan Lee
Hes the guy who started britpol and radicalized most of the anons on here, frankly dangerous.
Blake Brooks
Yes.
Elijah Perry
How does this tweet make you feel Paddy?
Jonathan Hughes
Muh Churchill
Benjamin Green
What's occuring then, my fine young fellators and cum quaffers?
Are we agreed that Bercow did the right thing by that 17th century precedent?
In the 16th century they were still hanging witches and putting saucers of cream out at night for the fairies, but they had more sense than to let parliament just keep voting for the same motion time after time
Jose Gonzalez
I'LL FORGIVE AND FORGET
IF YOU SAY YOU'LL NEVER GO
COS ITS TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY
ITS BETTER THE DEVIL THE YOU
Jace Murphy
The only way politics could get more wild than it is now is if the Queen had to get involved. I can't stress how mucg it's utterly off the reservation at the moment m80.
Ayden Jackson
Hold on... then on what terms was the second vote on the deal allowed if it didn't provide a way out of the backstop?
Jaxon Harris
I drew the first Eddie picture with the Norf FC thing on and did the Grug edit, but a few other Anons have made loads of other Norfs so what you said rings kinda true. Don't really think of Norf F.C as mine though, I feel like it's been quite organic and absolutely hilarious. I have lost my sides in these threads more than one occasion and have seen entire threads filled with Gazzas, Bazzas, Dazzas and Shazzas, Norf F.C edits of news and current topics
At least we'd all go out with a bang and have a minor stint of glory - Brit/pol/ is the last refuge of shameless dark humour. If I knew how to animate I'd probably do it - I should probably learn and get anons from the Norf here to voice act it. Should do 30 second shorts at first and move on from there.
Still need to finish the next Norf but it's alot of work.