COMFY THREAD

>you're in europe because that's where europeans only stayed
>what is multiculturalism?
>you heard of niggers but you never met one
>they all died off due to aids, starvation, and ebola
>your kids can take public transportation alone without fear of being kidnapped
>no millions of third world migrants
>fat people don't exist because obesity is frowned upon
>no third wave feminism, it's just expected that you don't rape anyone
>no hoodrat/white trash methhead culture
>ebba is alive

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why americans are always cringy?

go wash your ass

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remove yourself, roach

>sandniggers don't exist in this comfy thread, u may leave.

how old are you? you fat ugly low iq creatura with poop in his pants
13 years old? go pee and sleep, stop making those childish threads

t. 5 6 manlet brown subhuman incel who cant get laid so he shitposts as mudslime

why do brown people only think about shit?

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>shitpost

i'm not, i mean you americans are cringy, you are ugly af and when i see those kind of posts EWWWWW discusting

i'm not manlet nor brown nor incel
being like this isn't common in my country, maybe you are one that's why you know how things work

>11 years old reply
kids should be banned t b h

>you'll never get to live in a homogenous, sleepy alpine valley village because niggers would immediately ruin it

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>nowadays this girl would be fucking Tyrone
>graffiti on the marble and trash everywhere
>all because niggers ruin good things

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>waiting in the bushes for your oneitis
>you picked her a bouquet of flowers
>She blushes when she notices you
>her parents gave you permission to court her
Modern day
>Jamal jumps your oneitis and rapes her

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>you wipe the sweat from your brow as you look upon your domain
>your wife calls in your daughters from the field, and your youngest brings in the cattle because you raised your children to be hard working and independent
>you don't have to worry about DeShaun inpregnating your daughter, or about Aham raping your goats
>you feel blessed

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>you work in the field all day stacking hay
>your wife and daughter come out to see you
>they walked all the way across the village by themselves with no fear
>your small homogenous community is full of honest men and women, so there's no reason to be scared
>your little girl gives you a hug and kisses you on the cheek
>they hand you some bread they got from the local baker's wife
>"We're going to hand some out to the rest of the men. You have all been working so hard."
>all the men are truly grateful for what they receive, no matter how meager

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>you and your lifelong sweetheart, now wife, stand on your back porch overlooking the small lake behind your property
>you enjoy swimming in it's clean water, or taking a leisurely ride on your row boat
>you smile at your wife as you row the oars
>She blushes, moving her parasol to block the sun
>you have never had to deal with, nor could you comprehend, puerto ricans and beaners having cookouts on the shore and blasting music while their fat children shit up your pristine water

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>you come home from your simple job working as a cobbler
>your children rush to the door to greet you, and your wife gives you a quick, but loving, kiss on the cheek
>you feel accomplished after work, knowing that what you did was a benefit to the community
>your wife can stay home and tutor the children in reading and arithmetic since your income supports the whole family

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First post worst post. Take your own advice, mudskin.

>sitting on the porch, you look out to the garden
>amongst the flowers sits your young daughter
>She is growing into a beautiful young woman
>she's well mannered, kind, honest, ladylike, and she is ready to meet a suitable young man
>as you smoke your pipe there's a knock at the door
>a strapping and handsome young lad takes his hat off, giving a small bow
>through nervous breath, he asks if your daughter is home
>before you can even answer, you hear her coming up behind
>you can see they are both blushing
>you give them permission to take a stroll down through town
>the young offers your daughter his arm, and you watch them walk away, puffing on your pipe

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based

dammit user why are you doing this to me

I don't want to ruin your imaginary bucolic and romanticized views of rural life in Europe, but your adipose lard ass wouldn't survive one day working on fields.

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Cringe

I fantasize of a situation where Muslim conquerors organize in the American Southwest, bent on bringing the region to its knees. Masculine men with thick heads of hair, so sure that Allah is with them and that victory is theirs, setting out to bring the heathens to the sword. But what they’ll find is an inhospitable wasteland full of feral, raggedy devils forged out of hundreds of years of brutality and warfare, Man in its purest forms. I literally stroke myself to the idea of virile Muslim men falling at the hands of depraved Anglo, Injun and Hispanic men, whose ancestors may have once been noblemen, aristocrats, respected clergymen, capable hunters, upstanding citizens and tribesmen, now broken and rebuilt into something more than Human. My dick gets rock hard on thinking of Muslims Warriors face down in the dirt of a land so far away from home, their bodies racked with pain from the bullets and knives of the demons who inhabit this God forsaken land, their pants soiled and filled with their urine and feces, tears and blood rolling down their face as the revenants of a time long forgotten take their scalps from their heads, the last thing going through their heads as the uncaring evening redness washes over their living bodies on last time, “I should have never come here“

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>a man on horseback rushes past your house
>"To arms! To arms! The enemy is near!"
>as you lace up your boots, your wife goes to fetch one of your many rifles
>you grab the gun from her, giving her a quick kiss
>as you leave, your young son tries to follow
>you kneel down and tell him it is safest if he stays with his mother
"Don't worry. One day you will be able to prove your bravery."
>tussle his hair and place your much too large hat on his head
>you join your brothers in arms to drive off the oppressive force in your homeland
>you refuse to allow them to take what you and your ancestors have created
>the other men by your side share a similar history, so you all feel that you are fighting to protect the same thing

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>sitting in your home in Philadelphia enjoying a good book
>no loitering niggers screeching outside

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>>you join your brothers in arms to drive off the oppressive force in your homeland
>>you refuse to allow them to take what you and your ancestors have created
>>the other men by your side share a similar history, so you all feel that you are fighting to protect the same thing

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Anons, how can we achieve this puritan, western utopia? it was possible from 1850 to 1950, but why not now? how can we resurrect what our ancestors fought so hard to preserve?

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Go on, m8ys. Great thread

>you come home from a long day in the fields
>your son helps you take your boots off and goes to fetch some water
>your wife and daughter are preparing dinner
>though your household could be considered patriarchal, your wife and daughter understand what you do to provide for the family
>they know that keeping the house and cooking the meals is their duty, just as yours is to toil
>even your young son knows that he must pull his own weight
>everybody does their duty without being asked
>despite the family hierarchy, everyone maintains equality, and everyone is happy

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Impossible now. Somehow Somalians find a way there. You could have a moon or mars colony of 50 and somehow a low IQ somalian will arrive, then his 3 wives and 6 kids, 4 brothers and their family. They will drain all the resources available and when you mention anything they get violent. I am not kidding when I say they follow white people. Not hispanic or asian but white people.

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Get up. Study history. Find like-minded people. If you do not fight, life will never be won.

i know you are larping, but fuck if this isnt longing for something you never had

>the only refuge is space
Elon-christ our savior is working on that
wish i could work for him, really

>wake up
>mongol horde is in your lawn
>they grab you by the limbs
>make you watch your entire family being raped and murdered
>rape you 10x
>make their ponies rape you too
>later impale you
>skin you alive
>piss and shit in you
>the ponies laugh and rape your ear
>finally you die of bacteria infection

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I have no issues volunteering to go out there 10-20 years to just to most likely die there. If only to make it available as hope for future generations.

go where?

>You are a modern man in a modern world.
>The ubiquity of technology makes it a seemingly omnipresent force in your life.
>Like everyone else, you embrace it.
>You find yourself spending hours staring at a screen, unwilling to miss one second of the latest gossip.
>Constantly connected to all of your friends, you are never left out.
>Sarah uploaded a new picture from Hawaii.
>Peter is in Iceland.
>Everybody seems so happy.
>Why aren't you?
>Why can't you experience life like them?
>Day after day, you scroll through Instagram, looking at pictures of your friends, your phone endlessly buzzing as new messages appear in the group text.
>Despite the constant attention and stimulus, you feel something is...lacking.
>At every outing with your friends, the conversations seem to become duller and duller.
>Despite all these great experiences, nobody really has anything to say.
>Laying in bed that night, you struggle to figure out what it is that nags you.
>Wake up in the morning, the alarm you set on your phone never went off, so you ended up sleeping late.
>You try to turn your phone on, but after multiple attempts, you realize it has died.
>After multiple attempts at charging, you realize the battery has been fried and you need a new one.
>Eat your breakfast downstairs.
>Today is different.
>You stare out the window instead of at your phone.
>For the first time you notice the birds perched in your neighbor's garden.
>On the subway you look at the people around you, imaging what they are thinking and where they're going.
>At work you spend your break daydreaming some fanciful idea.
>On your way home you sit on a park bench, you decided to walk today.
>As you watch people pass, smell the grass, hear the birds...you realize what was nagging you.
>Though always connected and up to date with the world, you realize the superficiality of it all.
>For the first time, you feel like you have unearthed yourself, dug out of the egoism and narcissism that surrounds you.

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Space my good sir. Lunar colony, Mars or Asteroid mining station. Space station would be rather silly to start with as lift off from the lunar and mars surface is much easier with the lower gravity.

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As long as there aren't any space muslims, i'm coming with you.

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That's central to spirituality. It can't be explained, but it's the act of physically connecting with nature and reality that lends meaning to your life.

With an IQ test of 110 or higher required and no wives under the age of 10, we should weed out all of the Africans and Muslims. Will need to work on the rest of the weeding out process.

thats what the mosque shooter talked alot about, the intrinsic connection of our culture to the land we live on. I recommend reading the manifesto, it's incredibly interesting, I read it all.

the africans are fine as long as they are western, no muslims though. no muslims.

The Illuminati have brainwashed you well for the depopulation agenda.
You were chosen for survival so you must be superior.
There are no smart foreign intellectuals putting you down talking about climate change or radiation from untended reactors.
You don't want to talk about the way the high tide comes higher every year, you might get killed as a troublemaking kike if you mention it, and if you can't taste or smell radiation how bad can it be?

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>you are on europe
>its raining outside
>you have a comfy air breezing while u take a sip of the delicious soup your ma just made
>in the window u see rain washing the dirts away
>you take another sip o the soup
>you realized ur mom missing
>still comfy
>as u take another sip
>u have a machete on your throat with a soft whisper through ur ears
>"allahuakbar"
a comfy day on europe

>you wake up early
>it's a beautiful day
>you get to work on the daily farm chores and a few projects
>you work hard
>finish in the early evening
>depending on what you feel like you spend a few hours riding, hunting, fishing
>visit the marketplace, you see the young lady who you're courting and talk to her. On Sunday you'll be going on a picnic with her
>your women family members prepare an amazing dinner eaten with a big family
>go to bed
>repeat

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nigger

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funny coming from the country that literally just had an islamic terror attack, three dead if i recall correctly.

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Great job user, very comfy!

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That's a beautiful picture user!

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I wish life was more like this yaknow? but no, no...

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Sorry user. Papa looks like a jew

I mean this is literally my country.

>Never seen a nig nog in my life, except on TV. >Can walk outside at night safely without fear of getting raped by Ahmed.
>No migrants here because they think the country is a shithole and they want to move to a country with free gibs like Germany.
>No third wave feminism, and anyone who starts talking like that gets laughed at

Eastern European is still based Burger bro, though your mileage may vary depending on the country.

the freemasons & jews are bettering us with drug culture, pornography, pedophilia, homosexuality & multiculturalism. it's a renaissance of the liberation of the human spirit. we should be grateful.

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The poisoner of all people.

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I read that last bit as "ebola is alive". Still felt warm desu.

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>go was your ass

Isn't it a custom in your shitty culture to shake hands with the left one because you mongrels wipe your asses with your bare right hand?

> 300 years pass
> You recall stories of how the Mongols raped and plundered your lands and people
> You have been training your whole 18 years for this moment
> You have been getting swole af to enlist in the Tsars army
> You say goodbye to your family and goodbye to the qt your courting
> Your mother gives you her blessing
> She hands over the family bible and tells you she wants it back alongside you
> You march for months reaching Kazan
> You begin to battle the last remnants of the Golden Horde
> You slay 10 mongols when one slashes your thigh and you fall off your horse
> You are about to get killed when your bro you made frens with beheads the mongol with one swipe of his sword
> He offers you his hand
> You take it and he pulls you up
> You both nod at each other
> Epic music plays in the bg
> The whole fight lasts for 3 full days
> In the end you defeat finally after 300 years the golden horde
> You go back to your small village
> You knock on your family's door and they greet you crying tears of joy
> You marry the love of your life and have lots of qt babbys
> End

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oh that looks so nice and comfy i can just imagine sitting outside and just enjoying a summer day there

It's weird how you retards fantasize Old War farming culture. You'd either be crippled and dying from a disease. Working back breaking work like slave and having all your work repossed by a Noble Man who could probably fuck your wife infront of you and you'd be able to do nothing.

And your wife was as safe walking through an Old time europe village or city at night, as they would be walking Butt naked through Africa.

Rape was a constant back then

>Overrated Euroshit will never compare to the beauty of the land of the U.S.

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if the entirety of europe finds its balls and fights off the shitskins its possible but the chances of that happening is very small there is tension but men have become weak

>After 10 years you realize your wife had been courting a Noble man in your absence

>Conviently on the night of your return she instantly gets pregnant

>three more kids

>Nobleman finally comes to claim his Lineage so they can head his house

>Tfw you're just a fucking peasant soldier and you think your life matters.

>TFW you get cucked

Pick only slightly unrelated

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>feelsbadman

>yfw pol believes in bluepill tradcon myths

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what the family unit is supposed to be

North America is a different kind of beauty. Europe has that ancient, lived in and mystical beauty to it. North America to this day screams its image of untamed, primal wilderness that is almost overpowering to look at. They're both fucking gorgeous.

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and canada has.... snow.. or something

that sounds like paradise

That's what airlocks are for user.

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kek fuck off fag

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If you're a fucking idiot without eyeballs, yeah.

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You know what? You described it perfectly. When I think of the beautiful of the U.S, I think of thunder rattling over basins and wide open fields

alright fine candas ok i guess, yall still socialist though

Some of us had parents, grandparents or great grandparents raised on farms and they loved it. Some of us have experienced it ourselves. Dude your Jewish demoralization has no power here.

Any of you fags that drive, should leave your city for awhile, take a couple hours to find yourselves with nature and talk to some small town locals, really changes your view on life. And this is coming from a based nigger.

>A potato Nigger

Protect your land. The rest of the world is against you, from the mud skinned barbaric hordes to the westerners who can't seem to see reality.
Don't give them anything, not an inch.

this is bullshit i just travelled the world an im back on here

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how is this thread still alive

>what is multiculturalism?
>you heard of niggers but you never met one
>your kids can take public transportation alone without fear of being kidnapped
>no millions of third world migrants
>fat people don't exist because obesity is frowned upon
>no third wave feminism, it's just expected that you don't rape anyone
>no hoodrat/white trash methhead culture

>be in japan

this is somehow unironically true

>2020s great upheaval - political violence, nationalist politicians elected to power to restore stability
>migrants deported, third world immigration banned
>western civilisation returns to a more environmental, agrarian based society, urbanisation is cut down significantly - but not completely as migration levels have also dropped staggeringly
>birthrates return to replacement rate as gender roles are restored and women are taken out of the more demanding jobs
>foreign aid is cut and the money is now put towards technology/space
>the west looks towards space turns into an 'imperium of man-esque' type empire, in that it respects both tradition, principles etc. whilst also pertaining to a degree of technological prowess

>meanwhile the third world is left to their own devices
>trade is effectively tariffed between Western and Non-Western countries so as to protect the strength of western economies
>China falls as their largest consumerbase (the west) grows increasingly independent on their strength of their own economies
>western countries sign free trade deals with one another

>Russia and Eastern Europe joins the west
>only serious competitor left is China,
Japan and South Korea remain aligned states with the west

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> a homogenous, sleepy alpine valley village

With a qt ginger medieval tavern barmaid, perhaps? Who fixes you a hot meal, pours you some mead, and stitches up a tear in your coat?

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I would literally move to germany and fucking marry her idgaf

Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"

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the future is developed countries uniting together to form some kind of Elsyium type bund,
but instead of leaving the earth - actively fighting to keep their homes.

imo
aka Nationalism in response to growing levels of immigration, overpopulation and all the shit that comes with it.

The Third world brings down everyone else, and people know this deep down.

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