Did you know in America you get butter on tap at the cinema? You can opt to fill your soda cup with butter too...

Works great as lube.

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>Delaware
I would also drink hot chemicals with the intention of hastening my own demise

>A sexual act of defecating on a sexual partner, especially upon a passive female's chest.

NOVA here. We do that too, except it's called አንድ ቅቤ ቅቤ

So does Canada now so kys fatty. Also that's not even close to being buttery that pure onions bean oil from your Jewish over lord's. Fucking onions bois.

>Pay to watch kike propaganda
>Fill your popcorn bag full of fat
>Watch kike propaganda
>Consume popcorn drenched in fat
>Leave theater
>Die of heart attack

Holy shit.

Memphis here. We do that too but we call it a greasenigger

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>Did you know in America you get butter on tap at the cinema?

its artificially butter flavored onions oil you retarded nigger

I watched Captive State last weekend and it was pure trash. They threw a cuck interracial couple in there too. Hollywood is filth.

Nj here. drink the butter faggots.

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>Hollywood is filth
...and you payed (((them))) to watch it.
Wake Up!

The Alabama Hot Pocket - always a classic at my local theaters!

We still have some of our guys there like Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

>at the cinema
Hate to be that fag, but no one in America actually calls it a cinema. That's why you're getting trolled like a motherfucker.

We don't go to the cinema, we go to the movies. We don't watch a film (unless it's evidence in a legal case or scouting for next week's football game), we watch a movie.

Did you know in OP's country, fathers routinely fuck their sons up the ass, and it's considered the national sport?

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Oh shit, dudes got on a Geissele hat. Good people right there.

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these threads are getting zannier each day

Did you know in America you can get a land whale to shit in a bucket then give you pig penis on seasoned lard
In New Jersey, we call this a normal Tuesday

Do y...Do you drink it?

Pa. here, we do that too except we call it a Pittsburg Platter.

not this Hot Carl shit again

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I don’t know what century you’re living in but here we call it the talkies.

Birmingham here, we call it an Alabama Log Jammer.

Nigguh what

That's it, I'm moving to the US.
They banned free refilled here, and now want to ban plastic straws. Fucking commies

California here, cinema is the preferred term for the motion picture auditorium.

We only sell fried pig ears at pet stores as treats for dogs.

i was so shocked when i saw this
no wonder you're all hamplanets

"Popcorn Topping" is not butter.

NJ here. We call that slop.

I cant believe its not butter.

You mean S O Y bean oil with artificial butter flavoring

>Visit the Kinoplex
>"One Family-Size Popcorn please"
>Douse it in Butter, Ketchup, Nacho Cheese and Jalapenos if they have them
>Watch flick while eating a small amount
>Dump the rest on the floor
>mfw

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I live in Fairfax, and no we don't. But with the amount of shitskins and leftists i wouldn't be surprised

Truly a nutritional superpower

>current year
>not calling it by its proper title 'popcorn sauce'

as based as America is, even we can't get butter on tap. You have been misinformed desu.

fucking citidiots

>Douse it in Butter, Ketchup, Nacho Cheese and Jalapenos
Lose the ketchup and this would probably sell well as a menu item

UK here. We do that too except we call it an impending coronary bypass.

It's coconut oil, shithead.

Did you know that in West Hollywood you can get hot semen on tap in the cinema? You can opt to fill your soda cup with hot semen too. In WeHo, we call this a Bryan Singer.

You can't even get ketchup on tap outside of America.

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you mean jew juice with gyno causing cancer agents?

This.

More like corn syrup and canola oil blend

Puts that meat real thicc on little girls tho

Last time I was in the movie theatre I almost raped a teenage twirp with one of those tight asses and thigh gaps
Share rape tips

Actually I think I'll just start going in the theatres and fingering randos

Let a guy have his shitpost.

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Seattle here.
We do that too, but we put it on kale and call it a hot kale

It's basedbean oil that's flavored with the same chemical that causes popcorn lung when vaporized too.

In Minnesota we call it a steaming Lenny

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NYC Here
We call this a Thinking Gay Sex Was a Man Shoving His Dick Inside The Dick Skin Of Another Man When You Were Twelve, Carl

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It’s fucking disgusting. I can’t stand it when some greasy fatass brings in his fucking 3000 calorie tub of popcorn drenched in butter and plops down in the row in front of me. It smells like vomit and makes me want to kick his head in.

In Wisconsin we call it a Minnesota Prom Night

>Welcome! I took the liberty of getting your popcorn and cola ahead of time. No need to thank me, that'll be 28.99 plus tax plus tip.

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CO here. Whatever my state called it, it's long gone. Like everything in this state

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The stuff from the tap isn’t real butter

>Did you know in America you get butter on tap at the cinema?
That isn't butter, retard. It's some variety of oil.

Do people actually say 'plus tip'? If somebody said that to me I would either chin the cunt or if a woman walk off

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Wow you sound like a miserable bitch. I'm going to guess it has been a long time since you had any friends.

>not going full distance and soaking your breakfast sammy in the slop for a Slop Deluxe Jr. Egg & Cheese

Canadian Bacon isn't Bacon.

>Haha, well it goes without saying tipping is optional sir. Here, lemme show you your options right now.

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NV Here. We do that too except we call it a Heil Hortler.

Thanks but no thanks.I never let a nigger handle my food.

Kansas here. We do that too except we call it "Raping women in the anus"

Charlie we gotta get to Candy Mountain

Not much farther Charlie

Based mansell

Don't worry, it's not real butter. It's just vegetable oil with artificial butter flavor.

Ga here but we do it with bbq sauce

MS here. We do that too except we call it a fat nigger.

Michigan here. We do that too except we call it Flint Water

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Hahahahaha
I may have thought the same thing when I was like 17 or 18

Protip: get an order of fries and put the popcorn butter on top of them

canada here. we dont do that too except we call it retarded americans

Nice.

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>If you're gonna use that thing you better shoot more than once. We have a no singles policy.

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New York City here, we do the same thing, except we fill our assholes and call it boy butter.

in boston that's called a bad larry

>MS here
How the fuck do you inbreds have Internet when you done even have shoes?

Is there any leafs who understand humor?

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Georgia here. We do that too except we call it a Waffle House Wash.

in canada we call that a decent meal

Next time I see an infomercial with starving dogs and cats i'll send a dollar to Australia.

alright nigga, I comin wit da family

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cheers cobba