Your country's intelligence agencies are reading every post in here right now

NZ wants to be Islamic.

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> New Zeland finding "intelligence"
I'm mean c'mon.

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I love this gif.. those poos in the back. apu had what 8 kids? based older simpsons. It was right in front of you all along.

tfw your wife and friends think you're a top secret spy man and your supervisor assigns you to read 14 year old's shit posts on Jow Forums.

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I wonder why THE FBI would want an unstable world run by apes instead of literate, civilized human beings. Makes no sense.

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Next months headline: "Young FBI agents are being radicalized on the internet. Something must be done about this!"

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all of my posts are satire

They're being paid to do what you do every day for free

Its ok to admit that you're a little jealous.

glowmonkeys post your address so we can send pizza

be good or a portal will open on you and what's in it won't let you go

Hello FBI!

Finally pieced together the Vegas black op psyop.

Jesus Campos was an innocent security guard who saw too much which was that there was more than one person (feds) in the room with Paddock. The same person / people who murdered Paddock by shooting him in the chest then making it look like he killed himself, hence the old and new blood stains.

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The problem with killing Jesus is that he was on body cam footage which is why they brought in the look alike from Mexico days after the event.

youtu.be/d2URHpZ1ns8

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youtu.be/4DrQWv3fOa8

Note the cop who arrives on the 32nd floor in body armor and with an AR wants to go in but is told not to go. Those cops were there waiting in the stairwells, 31 floor, and 32 floor elevator lobby to secure the perimeter from cops who would try to stop the shooting.

hbg100.com/2018/03/14/will-security-footage-from-the-las-vegas-massacre-be-released-to-the-public/

T. Canada secret agent

liar

bump

straya cant access Jow Forums and I for one im gracefull...its time to bring out the leaf blower

again, its ok to admit you're jealous

How do you know this isn't a slide thread, user? Try to guess which thread needs to die.

user its just a computer program that records everything. They only look when they need too.

>new zealand
>intelligence

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thats great... for the record..... trudeau can suck a fat donkey dink

good. fucking cia glow in the dark niggers, they can suck my whole asshole

what are some good keywords

got an ad for the secret service
apparently they are hiring

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youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They’ve been here all along.

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I hope your souls are worth it, glowniggers,

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Dear intelligence community:
You're here forever now. Welcome to the hurt box.

Powerful.

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I think me mum is mossad she make me bagel

gimme a job fuckers, I know the interwebs and have the big IQ, I'm tired of being a neet

desu desu desu desu desu

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God Bless President Guiado.

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What would happen is a CIA agent came here and actually liked what he saw?

If you start running through the air port you should yell to your friend "Hi Jack"!

I imagine they’d make some pretty dank memes.

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I don't know about cia but..

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He would be so cool and based and kek-pilled!

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>implying the danish intelligence gives a rats ass about Jow Forums

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You guys hiring for chan duty? I want my pay in tendies.

Welcome to our Board of Peace brother. We have laid out coffee and redpills for your visit, so please make yourself at home.

The older this gets, the less ironic it becomes.

Hey CIA, want some beans?

>
youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE

de keylogger is 4chanx wat traag aan het maken, ga slapen mongool, het is 3 uur snachts

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reminder that CIA are LARPing Brony fags. I dont even know how to make fun of them. This is the lowest possibly state you can sink to. makes me almost pitty the alphabet niggers.

maybe i should go to the US and shoot a couple people in front of the CIA HQ just so that they can kill me and have a feeling of accomplishment again.

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He'd probably leak the location and yield of all Israel's nukes to the media for a solid kek

memes turned irl and irl turned out a meme

i aint clicking that
who the hell embeds a jpg
youre glowing

Our """intelligence""" agency is so pathetic that I can hide behind google chromes incognito mode. Fucking useless cunts

>life immitates art
you now realize this is the oldschool version of saying "mememagic"

>What would happen is a CIA agent came here and actually liked what he saw?

Supervisors would probably start replacing the agents more DIVERSE ones and the IQ of the agencies would drop to an average of 90.

Making the chans even more of The West's de facto intelligence services and other things not to be named.

>your local BKA Beamter has to browse the same porn as you
uwu

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uwu

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I wonder if they have good taste like you.

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>CIA posts memes

Oh yeah. Forgot about that.

You can spot shills by the extremely low quality memes.
Gifs they post are the default ones that pop up on your phone's texting app.

Ok, who's the bananigger assigned to me?

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Just read the text and you’ll see that it’s exactly the opposite.

Thanks for the input Tyrone

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Gottlieb
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Bezmenov
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_spies

Tfw you're accidentally spying for the people you signed up to spy on

i want my FBI agent to ride me harder than a stage 4 mechanical bull

>memes turned irl and irl turned out a meme

The meme war got hot.

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It’s ok to be white

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Gib burg tax wagie

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I wanna be a cia agent. Hit me up

/b/ros be safe out there. update your incognitos and redo your vpndns seddings. stay vigilant, tryst the palm of your hand

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>206922737
Yea whats the benefits like?

ФCБ

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My cunt's intelligence agencies couldn't stop a truck full of RDX on a highway in the most militarised region in the world. I doubt they care to sift through this cesspool.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Is it too late for me to join the watch list?

Nice try, PET

Whats it like to spy on shit lords and pretend you are a valuable member of society and not a leach that sucks up free gibs faster than a women

And she'll tease you, she'll please you
She really will unease you.
She got Ellen Page's face.
Hey NSA guy. The user just below this post gives great sucky fucky.

No, welcome abroad

Not mine. I wish to cause people harm and am actively planning to do so.

>NZ Intelligence
That's an oxymoron.

I can't. But I'd totally work for glowniggers... be part of a taskforce. The Meme Cointel Taskforce or some such. State sponsored shitposting is living the dream.

>giant cock in my ass

kek

Some get PTSD, and some get redpilled like the FB mods.

rude

sneed

We get paid to sift through this shit, how about you?

something to keep you pencil necks amused

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